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My Top 9 Dtoiders. And a few more. Just a few. Kinda.

I’ve had to do some hard stuff in my life. Preparing for and running a marathon (never doing that again, fucking legs hurt like shit). Pulling 6 all-nighters in a row with about 5 hours of sleep in total before han...   more



The Official Shade List of Cool People: I got 99 Dtoiders and you are one!

Just the other day, we were issued a challenge: "For Destructoid's ninth birthday, write something about the nine Dtoid members who left an impression on you."But as people quickly found out, that's harder than it sounds...   more



Comments of the Week - Ready for Round 2?

You thought I wasn't watching. You thought I wasn't aware of your antics in the comments. You thought I was just sitting here, masturbating to hentai. But guess what, punk? ...I WAS. But I can multi-task. Welcome to Ro...   more



Your new Community Playdate Manager is a twat.

See that guy? He's a cartoon character stupids. He was an avatar used by a guy known as PhilKenSebben around here. Phil is gone now. RIP you username chosen in a moment of great fucked upitude. I'm the asshole behind th...   more



Super special announcement from bbain!

Hello everyone! I have some wonderful news to announce. Yesterday, Jordan Devore made me an official member of the Destructoid team! I'm all black and white now! Well, I guess Balrog has always been kinda black and white...   more



This shark is heading off into the open ocean

After nearly nine amazing, wonderful, and crazy years, my time at Destructoid has come to an end. I fell in love with this place ever since I first laid eyes on it, finding myself entranced by the gonzo writing style Ni...   more



So, I'm about to start writing for Destructoid

So, where to begin. My name is Laura Kate Dale, I'm a freelance games critic who podcasts about equal parts indie games and butts. I've spent the last three years working my way up from unpaid writer on small scale blog...   more



Occam Thoughts: Promoting Blogs

Hello everyone. How are you? Christmas is fast approaching. That's fun. I want to talk to you for a moment today about Community Blogs. I have been working with He of the Pink Robe to get a bunch promoted. I'm still pret...   more



Nintendo Releases Blank Game Disc to Critical Acclaim

Nintendo of America announced today it is struggling to meet demand for its newest title that is just a blank game disc. The game, titled Everything By Nintendo, is the result of a printing error that occurred at th...   more



Every Time a Blogger Leaves Destructoid, A Mega Man Game is Cancelled

With the departure of R. Hoffmann from Destructoid, Capcom announced today it has cancelled an upcoming Mega Man game. The game, tentatively titled "Mega Man on Top," would have featured Mega Man and Top Man teaming up a...   more



Destructoid Staff Reduced to Chris Carter & Envelope Stuffing Machine

Following the unexpected departure of Dale North, it was announced today that the Destructoid staff has been reduced to one man and an envelope stuffing machine. Destructoid.com, founded in 2006 by Yanier Gonzalez, ...   more



Dry your eyes, it's just goodbyes.

I'm trying hard not to make this overly dramatic.  I'm not even going to spell out my exact reasons why.  I'm just giving everyone who cares to read this what they deserve for taking the time to listen over th...   more



Occam Thoughts: Level Up

Hello.   How have you been?  Well I hope.  Fall is here.  Well, "here" can be relative.   Its here in terms of the calendar but its still entirely too hot in my waking world.  I need i...   more



Harvesting the Wrenchfarm: I'm an official Dtoid writer now!

I'm not good at playing things cool or affecting an aloof persona. I can't hide what I like, or what embarrasses me, everything is always written plain as day all over my mug. True to form, I can't hide how excited, ove...   more



Hey look, a new Cblog editor

I think? Let's play. Can I make this bold? Italic? Big? Small? How about a picture? Gif? Video? Featured: How long it took to get a new Cblog editor EDIT: There are clearly some problems with spacing, but everything el...   more



Goodbye Robin

I just wanted to take a brief moment to say goodbye to a man who taught me how to laugh and the your eccentricities are a strength rather than a weakness. Yesterday, as I'm sure most of you know Robin Williams killed himself....   more



A Tribute to Conrad Zimmerman – The Mustache of Dtoid

A few weeks ago a small number of contributors/editors had to leave Destructoid, unfortunately. All these people are great in their own way, but if you are like me you have a soft spot for Conrad Zimmerman. Conrad was a part ...   more



How to PWN the C-blog editor

Ever felt like the C-blog editor is hard to use and misleading? Here are some tips to avoid some problematic parts of the C-blogs. The best way to copy a C-blog: If you are like me, as in that you are a horrible writer ...   more



Occams Thoughts: 10 Things About Me

Top ten lists are a lot of fun.  Its a great chance to get to know the community and present yourself a bit.  You can let down your guard and get some community love and return the love in quick, urgent thrusts.  So here are ...   more



10 reasons why Elsa is always right...

1.  If you're a male, you're wrong.  One thing I've learned from gaming media in recent years is that being a woman makes me always right.  Apparently I lack "privilege" even though I'm a middle class white woman with a n...   more



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GaymerX brings out the worst in the Dtoid community

The articles that Destructoid has run recently about GaymerX have made me kind of sad and worried about the current community. The articles themselves are great, mind you. The staff is clearly welcoming of people from all w...   more



Occams electric toothbrush is your new Cblog Manager

It's been a long time coming. (Like my wiener!) As my daily duties direct my attention elsewhere and I find myself being pulled in more directions than my penis when my wife and kids are gone for the weekend and I have the...   more



The invisibility of the older woman...

I'm currently 51 and frankly, when I hit 50... shit happened.  I stopped dying my hair only to find out that I no longer had dark brown hair, but instead when the sun hits my locks, you could be blinded from the s...   more



Dtoid Sucks Now

Yep, it's another one of those blogs. An old-timer is ranting and raving about things changing and people moving on, blah blah blah. I started coming to Destructoid 6 years ago. That's a long time for anything, let alone s...   more






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