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May 08 // Steven Hansen

4 years of Destructoid: Mushy words from an about-videogames writer

('dis an anniversary post, not a goodbye post!)   Hello friends and sex bots. Four years it’s been now. Two as Features Editor. Long time, eh? When I started with Destructoid -- May of 2011! -- United States ...
Apr 19 // Dreamweaver

Comments of the Week - Just another day

Yo, welcome back to Comments of the Week! This is a series dedicated to display what Dtoiders, such as you, have said in the comment section that I have collected in order to give them a second chance at popularity for ...
Apr 17 // mrandydixon

10 NEW things about mrandydixon (also, ask me anything!)

Hi! It's been a while since I did one of these, so now I'm doing it! You should do it, too :) I've interspersed this blog with some recent pics of my kids to hold your attention, and I won't waste any more time getting ...
Apr 12 // Dreamweaver

Comments of the Week - Crazy creations

Welcome back to another round of Comments of the Week. We've been through this song and dance enough to know what it's about, but just in case: Comments of the Week is a series that showcases the best comments of the co...
Apr 10 // mrandydixon

I love you all, and that's why I'm retiring from Dtoid

[Pictured: The Dtoid community in 2011. My first PAX.] This is unbelievably hard. [HA! Already with the boner jokes. But really.] In fact, it may be the most difficult decision I've ever come to. But it's been weigh...
Mar 29 // Dreamweaver

Comments of the Week - Don't need no Facebook

Welcome back to Comments of the Week! Comments of the Week is a series where I showcase a collection of comments that you, the community, have made that I think are worth sharing! So, in case you've been gone this week,...
Mar 28 // Roberto Plankton

Dtoid's 9th: My 109 French Girls

9 Dtoiders that left an impression. A petty number and a broad term. I am going to cheat...so hard. So very very hard...even 10 times harder. I drew an avatar-name associated freak show. I drew you as one of my French gi...
Mar 17 // mrandydixon

Get to know the Destructoid community team!

Dtoid really is the best website on the planet Earth. And like any best thing, a TON of effort goes into making it that way. The writers do a great job working their tight little tooshies off day in and day out to churn...
Mar 09 // Occams

Occam Thoughts: 9

9 years.  That’s almost David Bowie’s Five Years twice in a row.  I haven’t been here all 9.  Lordy, I can’t remember how long I’ve been here.  5 years?  4?  Ma...
Mar 06 // Nihil

Career Interview with Phil Ken Sebben of Sebben & Sebben

 Pain, of the mental variety, seems to be a huge part of peoples lives, and it's only recently that it's become more socially acceptable to talk outloud about it. There is a constant, steady flow of pain in the wor...
Mar 03 // Mike Martin

9 Dtoiders I'd Like To F**k

How the fuck is someone like me supposed to sit down and pick nine of you to feature in a list like this? All the friendships I've made, those I've tried to help, those that have helped me.... man. As a longtime member ...
Feb 23 // gajknight

My Top 9 Dtoiders. And a few more. Just a few. Kinda.

I’ve had to do some hard stuff in my life. Preparing for and running a marathon (never doing that again, fucking legs hurt like shit). Pulling 6 all-nighters in a row with about 5 hours of sleep in total before han...
Feb 19 // ShadeOfLight

The Official Shade List of Cool People: I got 99 Dtoiders and you are one!

Just the other day, we were issued a challenge: "For Destructoid's ninth birthday, write something about the nine Dtoid members who left an impression on you."But as people quickly found out, that's harder than it sounds...
Jan 30 // Dreamweaver

Comments of the Week - Ready for Round 2?

You thought I wasn't watching. You thought I wasn't aware of your antics in the comments. You thought I was just sitting here, masturbating to hentai. But guess what, punk? ...I WAS. But I can multi-task. Welcome to Ro...
Jan 29 // Mike Martin

Your new Community Playdate Manager is a twat.

See that guy? He's a cartoon character stupids. He was an avatar used by a guy known as PhilKenSebben around here. Phil is gone now. RIP you username chosen in a moment of great fucked upitude. I'm the asshole behind th...
Jan 13 // Ben Davis

Super special announcement from bbain!

Hello everyone! I have some wonderful news to announce. Yesterday, Jordan Devore made me an official member of the Destructoid team! I'm all black and white now! Well, I guess Balrog has always been kinda black and white...
Jan 06 // Hamza CTZ Aziz

This shark is heading off into the open ocean

After nearly nine amazing, wonderful, and crazy years, my time at Destructoid has come to an end. I fell in love with this place ever since I first laid eyes on it, finding myself entranced by the gonzo writing style Ni...
Dec 18 // Laura Kate Dale

So, I'm about to start writing for Destructoid

So, where to begin. My name is Laura Kate Dale, I'm a freelance games critic who podcasts about equal parts indie games and butts. I've spent the last three years working my way up from unpaid writer on small scale blog...
Dec 12 // Occams

Occam Thoughts: Promoting Blogs

Hello everyone. How are you? Christmas is fast approaching. That's fun. I want to talk to you for a moment today about Community Blogs. I have been working with He of the Pink Robe to get a bunch promoted. I'm still pret...
Nov 02 // Fake News (So You Cannot Sue)

Nintendo Releases Blank Game Disc to Critical Acclaim

Nintendo of America announced today it is struggling to meet demand for its newest title that is just a blank game disc. The game, titled Everything By Nintendo, is the result of a printing error that occurred at th...
Oct 23 // Fake News (So You Cannot Sue)

Every Time a Blogger Leaves Destructoid, A Mega Man Game is Cancelled

With the departure of R. Hoffmann from Destructoid, Capcom announced today it has cancelled an upcoming Mega Man game. The game, tentatively titled "Mega Man on Top," would have featured Mega Man and Top Man teaming up a...
Oct 20 // Fake News (So You Cannot Sue)

Destructoid Staff Reduced to Chris Carter & Envelope Stuffing Machine

Following the unexpected departure of Dale North, it was announced today that the Destructoid staff has been reduced to one man and an envelope stuffing machine. Destructoid.com, founded in 2006 by Yanier Gonzalez, ...
Oct 20 // Everyday Legend

Dry your eyes, it's just goodbyes.

I'm trying hard not to make this overly dramatic.  I'm not even going to spell out my exact reasons why.  I'm just giving everyone who cares to read this what they deserve for taking the time to listen over th...
Oct 07 // Occams

Occam Thoughts: Level Up

Hello.   How have you been?  Well I hope.  Fall is here.  Well, "here" can be relative.   Its here in terms of the calendar but its still entirely too hot in my waking world.  I need i...
Oct 06 // Nic Rowen

Harvesting the Wrenchfarm: I'm an official Dtoid writer now!

I'm not good at playing things cool or affecting an aloof persona. I can't hide what I like, or what embarrasses me, everything is always written plain as day all over my mug. True to form, I can't hide how excited, ove...






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