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Destructoid Staff Reduced to Chris Carter & Envelope Stuffing Machine

Following the unexpected departure of Dale North, it was announced today that the Destructoid staff has been reduced to one man and an envelope stuffing machine. Destructoid.com, founded in 2006 by Yanier Gonzalez, ...   more



Dry your eyes, it's just goodbyes.

I'm trying hard not to make this overly dramatic.  I'm not even going to spell out my exact reasons why.  I'm just giving everyone who cares to read this what they deserve for taking the time to listen over th...   more



Cblogs of 10/17/14 + The final bbainisms!

Hello everyone! I'm a little sad to say, but today's recaps will be my final bbainisms, at least as a regular recapper. I've been doing the Friday recaps for over three years now (my very first recap was August 5, 2011!...   more



No, it's okay...

Alright, so this news popped up on the FP just about now. Telling us how gross and fucked up the game is (sorry, how "f*cked up" it is - mom might be reading, after all) didn't stop anyone from posting the news, it ...   more



C Blogs of 10/07/14 + Final Wrenchisms!

Hard to believe these are my last caps as a regular recapper! As I'm sure you've all heard by now (and are probably getting sick of it at this rate), I'm going to be moving on as a FP contributor for the site. It's awe...   more



Occam Thoughts: Level Up

Hello.   How have you been?  Well I hope.  Fall is here.  Well, "here" can be relative.   Its here in terms of the calendar but its still entirely too hot in my waking world.  I need i...   more



Harvesting the Wrenchfarm: I'm an official Dtoid writer now!

I'm not good at playing things cool or affecting an aloof persona. I can't hide what I like, or what embarrasses me, everything is always written plain as day all over my mug. True to form, I can't hide how excited, ove...   more



Some new things

Oh wow this is the first time I'm writing in our new C Blog editor. Hey look at how much easier it is now! Do you all like it? Any issues?  Anyway, just wanted to share some new things on what's up behind-the-scenes...   more



Hey look, a new Cblog editor

I think? Let's play. Can I make this bold? Italic? Big? Small? How about a picture? Gif? Video? Featured: How long it took to get a new Cblog editor EDIT: There are clearly some problems with spacing, but everything el...   more



Love you all, Destructoid

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Goodbye Robin

I just wanted to take a brief moment to say goodbye to a man who taught me how to laugh and the your eccentricities are a strength rather than a weakness. Yesterday, as I'm sure most of you know Robin Williams killed himself....   more



What if Mario was... a GIRL!???!!!?

When they announced new Super Mario 3D World heads were sent spinning at the prospect of playing as Princess Peach, unfortunately, many were disappointed as both Peach and Rosalina reinforced gender normatives by running sl...   more



I Love: My Dick!

What can I say about my dick? He is an awesome ass dude. Standing at 7-7.5" (interest depending) he is a stout, somewhat short gentlemen. He clocks in at decent girth of almost 2 inches and wears (what I'm told) is a very b...   more



(NVGR) Why I quit The Dismal Jesters

As some of you may know, I was doing a Podcast with former Dtoid writers Conrad Zimmerman and Jim Sterling called The Dismal Jesters. It was more-or-less a continuation of the version of Podtoid that Jim put together in 201...   more



A Tribute to Conrad Zimmerman – The Mustache of Dtoid

A few weeks ago a small number of contributors/editors had to leave Destructoid, unfortunately. All these people are great in their own way, but if you are like me you have a soft spot for Conrad Zimmerman. Conrad was a part ...   more



How Many Wolves Must Die

So a couple of weeks ago I was exposed to a video on Vimeo that showcased a wonderful place called Wolf Mountain Sanctuary, a non profit organization that is dedicated to the rescue, rehabilitation and care of wolves in need...   more



Make trading cards for your friends! NEW Destructoid Cards

Long overdue blog post... So last month, some guy took us back to a time where people here would do cool stuff like make trading cards for other community members. Not long after he shared his story, some other guy got...   more



What's going on behind the scenes

I'm going to focus on E3, as really our inboxes are just flooded with all things E3. Dale and I are splitting duties, he's focused on getting all the appointments in order while I manage and prep the team we have heading down...   more



How to PWN the C-blog editor

Ever felt like the C-blog editor is hard to use and misleading? Here are some tips to avoid some problematic parts of the C-blogs. The best way to copy a C-blog: If you are like me, as in that you are a horrible writer ...   more



A Peak Inside My Anus - Not Quite 10 Things About Philly

Welcome. Everyone seems to be hopping on this train and since I'm not one to be left out I thought I'd spread 'em and saddle up. 1: Cropdusting I am a cropdusting son of a bitch. I do it to my employees/patients all the ...   more



Occams Thoughts: 10 Things About Me

Top ten lists are a lot of fun.  Its a great chance to get to know the community and present yourself a bit.  You can let down your guard and get some community love and return the love in quick, urgent thrusts.  So here are ...   more



State of the Dtoid Address

Dear Niero, Hamza, and Dale, The community needs to be better informed and more involved with what is going on around the site. There have been 13 different shit storms going on in the last week or two across all parts of Dt...   more



10 reasons why Elsa is always right...

1.  If you're a male, you're wrong.  One thing I've learned from gaming media in recent years is that being a woman makes me always right.  Apparently I lack "privilege" even though I'm a middle class white woman with a n...   more



The Day I Got Real Fired from my Pretend Job: A Confessional Tell-All (Part I)

Disclaimer: This series of blog posts that I will be releasing once a day for probably a week or so is in no way meant to slander Destructoid or the awesome editors who work for it. It is more written in the interest of revea...   more



Support the team who used to make Dtoid.tv!

I'm sure you guys heard that late last week several staff members were laid off. Sadly, the staff of Dtoid.tv (Destructoid's Twitch.tv channel) were part of those layoffs.That means that Philanthr0py and I are unemployed no...   more






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