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Your new Community Playdate Manager is a twat.

See that guy? He's a cartoon character stupids. He was an avatar used by a guy known as PhilKenSebben around here. Phil is gone now. RIP you username chosen in a moment of great fucked upitude. I'm the asshole behind th...   more



Gearbox Announces Which Publisher It Will Steal From to Fund Borderlands 3

At the end of its PAX South panel today, Gearbox Software announced it is teaming up with Deep Silver for an untitled racing simulation game that will allow the developer to wet its feet in an unfamiliar genre as well as...   more



Pre-Order DLC For My Next Article

What's up my fellow D-Tards?! It's me, the Gay one, with a quick heads up about my next article. This blog post is one I have been planning for a long while and I'm very excited to announce here today that my next p...   more



Super special announcement from bbain!

Hello everyone! I have some wonderful news to announce. Yesterday, Jordan Devore made me an official member of the Destructoid team! I'm all black and white now! Well, I guess Balrog has always been kinda black and white...   more



This shark is heading off into the open ocean

After nearly nine amazing, wonderful, and crazy years, my time at Destructoid has come to an end. I fell in love with this place ever since I first laid eyes on it, finding myself entranced by the gonzo writing style Ni...   more



Thank you, from the bottom of my heart.

I don't know how long this blog post will be. I'm practically speechless because of the love and support I received from my most recent blog post. This community is so kind and generous, as it has always been. I posted a...   more



So, I'm about to start writing for Destructoid

So, where to begin. My name is Laura Kate Dale, I'm a freelance games critic who podcasts about equal parts indie games and butts. I've spent the last three years working my way up from unpaid writer on small scale blog...   more



Occam Thoughts: Promoting Blogs

Hello everyone. How are you? Christmas is fast approaching. That's fun. I want to talk to you for a moment today about Community Blogs. I have been working with He of the Pink Robe to get a bunch promoted. I'm still pret...   more



GTA VI To Be Most Violent Game Yet, Let You Play As Cop

Players who enjoy ultra violent video games got some good news today when it was officially announced that the next Grand Theft Auto will put gamers in the shoes of an unaccountable, reckless and trigger happy police off...   more



Other Consoles Worried They Might Receive an Exclusive Sonic Game

With the recent release and subsequent lambasting of Sonic Boom for the Nintendo Wii U and Nintendo 3DS, other consoles announced today they're terrified at the thought that they might receive an exclusive Sonic game nex...   more



New Ubisoft Review Policy: F**k It, We’ll Write Them For You

In wake of the Assassin’s Creed: Unity review debacle, Ubisoft announced today that from now on, they’ll just write the reviews themselves. The policy, set to go into effect with next year’s Tom Clancy&...   more



Nintendo Releases Blank Game Disc to Critical Acclaim

Nintendo of America announced today it is struggling to meet demand for its newest title that is just a blank game disc. The game, titled Everything By Nintendo, is the result of a printing error that occurred at th...   more



When I'm gone, just carry on.

The month of Thanksgiving is coming up soon, and I just wanted to say, after I started being active here after years of simply lurking around like a wallflower at a school dance, that I've come (heh, come) to appreciate ...   more



Occam Thoughts: Excuse to Post the Skull Lobster Picture

Hello everyone. How are you? It’s Tuesday. I’m always reminded on Tuesdays how there’s a Counting Crows song with the line 4:30am on a Tuesday, it doesn’t get much worse than this. How true. I use...   more



Every Time a Blogger Leaves Destructoid, A Mega Man Game is Cancelled

With the departure of R. Hoffmann from Destructoid, Capcom announced today it has cancelled an upcoming Mega Man game. The game, tentatively titled "Mega Man on Top," would have featured Mega Man and Top Man teaming up a...   more



Destructoid Staff Reduced to Chris Carter & Envelope Stuffing Machine

Following the unexpected departure of Dale North, it was announced today that the Destructoid staff has been reduced to one man and an envelope stuffing machine. Destructoid.com, founded in 2006 by Yanier Gonzalez, ...   more



Dry your eyes, it's just goodbyes.

I'm trying hard not to make this overly dramatic.  I'm not even going to spell out my exact reasons why.  I'm just giving everyone who cares to read this what they deserve for taking the time to listen over th...   more



Cblogs of 10/17/14 + The final bbainisms!

Hello everyone! I'm a little sad to say, but today's recaps will be my final bbainisms, at least as a regular recapper. I've been doing the Friday recaps for over three years now (my very first recap was August 5, 2011!...   more



No, it's okay...

Alright, so this news popped up on the FP just about now. Telling us how gross and fucked up the game is (sorry, how "f*cked up" it is - mom might be reading, after all) didn't stop anyone from posting the news, it ...   more



C Blogs of 10/07/14 + Final Wrenchisms!

Hard to believe these are my last caps as a regular recapper! As I'm sure you've all heard by now (and are probably getting sick of it at this rate), I'm going to be moving on as a FP contributor for the site. It's awe...   more



Occam Thoughts: Level Up

Hello.   How have you been?  Well I hope.  Fall is here.  Well, "here" can be relative.   Its here in terms of the calendar but its still entirely too hot in my waking world.  I need i...   more



Harvesting the Wrenchfarm: I'm an official Dtoid writer now!

I'm not good at playing things cool or affecting an aloof persona. I can't hide what I like, or what embarrasses me, everything is always written plain as day all over my mug. True to form, I can't hide how excited, ove...   more



Some new things

Oh wow this is the first time I'm writing in our new C Blog editor. Hey look at how much easier it is now! Do you all like it? Any issues?  Anyway, just wanted to share some new things on what's up behind-the-scenes...   more



Hey look, a new Cblog editor

I think? Let's play. Can I make this bold? Italic? Big? Small? How about a picture? Gif? Video? Featured: How long it took to get a new Cblog editor EDIT: There are clearly some problems with spacing, but everything el...   more



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