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Whippersnappers and Gaming, or Why You Should Be Involved As A Parent

As unfortunate as it was that I didn't receive my first PlayStation until two years after its initial release date, the waiting allowed for the scrutiny of certain releases. For example, I had ...   more



What if Mario was... a GIRL!???!!!?

When they announced new heads were sent spinning at the prospect of playing as Princess Peach, unfortunately, many were disappointed as both Peach and Rosalina reinforced gender normatives by ...   more



My Journey into Shallowness Ė Review of Kim Kardashian: Hollywood

I donít like reviewing games. By the time I get around to playing enough of game to review it, weeks, or even months may have past. What good is that going to do? However, what if I were to revi...   more



I Love: My Dick!

What can I say about my dick? He is an awesome ass dude. Standing at 7-7.5" (interest depending) he is a stout, somewhat short gentlemen. He clocks in at decent girth of almost 2 inches and wea...   more



OpiumHerz's Game Extravaganza (free shit for you)

It's time of the year again. OpiumHerz has looked at some stuff he has and then decided to give it away. [u][/u] - you name the game you want - you get the game you want [u][/u] - you can...   more



Reviews Aren't Law And You Can Actually Make Your Own Decisions

Let's work through an imaginary exercise. I'm Gamer A, and Iím tired of all the games that I have. My friends havenít picked up anything good enough for me to leech off of them, Iím in the mark...   more



Occam Thoughts: Youtube

So letís see.† Itís been a while since I wrote one of these.†Whatís new with me?† Iíve been engaging in all kinds of media lately.† † Iíve been playing a silly amount of Final Fantasy IV: A R...   more



Streamtoid: the Return of a Legend

Ladies and gentlemen, Iím proud to announce the return of . Yes, Streamtoid; the Destructoid community run twitch.tv channel. Things will hopefully be a bit more streamlined this time around,...   more



Colors of Defeat: My Personal Elementary Talent Show Hell [NVGR]

I like to sing, even though I can't do it very well. But apparently my thirteen-year-old self thought I did a stupendous job, as evidenced by this personal narrative written in middle school. I...   more



All About The Scholarly Gamer...

So I plan on becoming some sort of staple around here, or at least someone for all of you to vehemently argue against, so I figured I would give you an inside look on what makes the Scholarly ...   more



Epic and iconic!

My game is epic. My game's protagonist? Iconic. I can say these things about it because I'm in the pre-pre-pre-production phase and already see my amazing game's world taking shape. I'm calling m...   more



25 more video game tracks you should devour with your earholes

For quite some time, I've pondered which waste of time do I prefer: music or video games? Fingers clawing down my face, leaving trails of blood and sickly yellow fingernails. Nasty, nasty marks...   more



(NVGR) Why I quit The Dismal Jesters

As some of you may know, I was doing a Podcast with former Dtoid writers Conrad Zimmerman and Jim Sterling called The Dismal Jesters. It was more-or-less a continuation of the version of Podtoi...   more



So, you want to be my friend...

So... if you met me at a party would you walk up and hand me a picture of lesbian porn?† I don't really care if you're female, or if you're gay, but you might want to introduce yourself first a...   more



The StriderHoang Series Dtoid Trading Card Roundup!

Phew! I've been making these for nearly two weeks as a minor hobby in between work and school. But finally I feel satisfied with what I set out with these Dtoid Trading Cards: make cards for the ...   more



Sup Holmes returns today at 4pm with Mike K from Ludum Dare

Hello! Thanks again to everyone that supported the Sup Holmes Kickstarter! We made almost 3 times our initial goal. We totally won.† The show is coming back today with Mike Kasprzak, one of the...   more



A Tribute to Conrad Zimmerman Ė The Mustache of Dtoid

A few weeks ago a small number of contributors/editors had to leave Destructoid, unfortunately. All these people are great in their own way, but if you are like me you have a soft spot for Conrad...   more



How Many Wolves Must Die

So a couple of weeks ago I was exposed to a video on Vimeo that showcased a wonderful place called Wolf Mountain Sanctuary, a non profit organization that is dedicated to the rescue, rehabilitat...   more



1 Things About Marche100 To Pass Over As You're Browsing the Cblogs

I'm fashionably late to the party. As always. Let's cut right to the chase, shall we? It's an honest mistake. It happens to the best of us! Right? RIGHT?! I'm 1 years old. If there's anyo...   more



Make trading cards for your friends! - NEW Destructoid Cards

Long overdue blog post... So last month, . Not long after he shared his story, got interested in bringing it back and made about it. The bored little fellow whose blog you're reading right no...   more



10 things you probably didnít know or care about Beccy

I know these have been doing the rounds recently and it's been a shamefully long time since my†, so I figured I'd hash something out. Yes,†. I took over from Hollie Bennett in 2011, but it ...   more



Fuck the police! Anti-authoritarian games I have loved/hated

is coming out in a week, and I'm just not that terribly excited. But I should be. is the game I would have designed back in high school, back when I tried to paint in my -esq one-dimension...   more



What's going on behind the scenes

I'm going to focus on E3, as really our inboxes are just flooded with all things E3. Dale and I are splitting duties, he's focused on getting all the appointments in order while I manage and prep...   more



How to PWN the C-blog editor

Ever felt like the C-blog editor is hard to use and misleading? 0Sz1j2Z7GQc Here are some tips to avoid some problematic parts of the C-blogs. If you are like me, as in that you are a horri...   more



10 inches of long john

Hello my friends! Stay a while and listen... So, I've been here for some years but never properly introduced myself. I'm not a big fan of talking in lenghts (ha!) about me, but I'm not feeling v...   more






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