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Comments of the Week - Ready for Round 2?

You thought I wasn't watching. You thought I wasn't aware of your antics in the comments. You thought I was just sitting here, masturbating to hentai. But guess what, punk? ...I WAS. But I can multi-task. Welcome to Ro...   more



Cblogs of 1/29/15 + Tomorrow Let's Dance to the Moon River, Boys!

Last week I told you all about the many, many, WiiU games I have been playing ever since I got back to Europe. The final one was Bayonetta 2. Having beaten the original, I had just started the sequel.Well, as you may hav...   more



Cblogs of 01/26/2015 + Nanaisms

Oh hi there, I bet you're wondering why the title of this recap sounds like a Japanese anime ...or maybe a different way to say "no" twice ...or maybe a fruit that's high in potassium. (seriously couldn't find it in e...   more



Why I Love Pikmin 3

This is usually the part where I go on a multi-paragraph tangent to set up “context”, but let’s not dilly-dally this time.  So, let me say this to start: SPACE IS AWESOME.  There may still be...   more



Cblogs of 01/27/2015 + Wrestler Love Making-isms!

Filling in for Script today. Moondays on a Tuesday, published on a Thursday, but it's already Friday on my side of the world. I almost forgot that it's that time of the year again. That's right, it's wrestling time! I'm...   more



Your new Community Playdate Manager is a twat.

See that guy? He's a cartoon character stupids. He was an avatar used by a guy known as PhilKenSebben around here. Phil is gone now. RIP you username chosen in a moment of great fucked upitude. I'm the asshole behind th...   more



A Magical Dolphin Plays... Babysitter Bloodbath

'A Magical Dolphin Plays...' is a series of short blogs where I write in-brief about my experiences with some of the lesser known games I've played and hopefully explain a little bit about what goes on in the game and ho...   more



Magnetic Love in the Digital Domain

So vinyl came back in a big way, bringing cassette tapes along for the ride. And while vinyl was predominantly brought back to combat piracy through desirable nostalgia, cassettes have been more of a cheap novelty. They...   more



Cblog Recaps of 01/28/15 and MAGMA BADGERISMS

Last week, I brought forward the Gardevoir experience. It was short doujin story with Pokemon acting like people and how people have a mid-life crisis. My favorite part was a Typhlosion who was a community cop who wore...   more



How Historically Accurate is Skyrim? Part 4

There's lots of things I enjoy about over-analysing Skyrim, and the responses I get are a big part of that. There are a pleasingly small number of people that misread the title and my intentions ("Oh sure, the game with ...   more



Ask me questions and I will at worst verbally accost you with love

  Confession: I wrote the title of this blog as a silly excuse to jump on the anti-badger bandwagon after the not-quite-stellar Q&A session that recently happened. However, after rereading all the badger-re...   more



The Dictator is here! Ask your questions!

Hello peasants.   I am the Dictator, also known as M.Bison. Master of the Psycho Power and the demise of Raul Julia.   You can ask me all the questions you always wanted to ask me or R.Hoffmann here in this blog right now. I have no problem with insulting questions, controversial stuff or anything else related to Destructoid, The Badger or Street Fighter.     more



Weekly Top 5: Last Gen Hidden Gems (Console)

It seems like I'm always more passionate about a game when it's a hidden gem. It's like finding buried treasure; you've found this amazing thing and no one knows about it but you. But when it comes to videogames, instea...   more



"The Wombat" answers the questions meant for The Badger

   Last week, The Defenestrator put out a call for questions to our anonymous contributor The Badger. Our community members sent a cavalcade of good, inspired and/or silly questions, and The Badger posted what ...   more



Professor pk: Finish your games, stupid.

An anxious Dtoider gets out of his mom’s car and takes his first steps towards his promising academic career at DIC. (Destructoid’s Institute for Cumming). Along the way to his first class, he walks by what ...   more



"The Badger" Answers Your Questions

Last week, I put out a call for questions to send our anonymous contributor The Badger and our virile community rose the occasion as only we can. The only questions I omitted were either redundant, rhetorical or incoherant. ...   more



The Dangers of Being a Person who Plays Video Games

Cramps Let’s start this off bold and true. The ancient Greek for the word cramps, translates as "Oh lord this is how I am going to die, there is no hope. Amputate the leg". When you game, the main part of your bod...   more



Let's NOT Get Excited About No Man's Sky

It's time for an intervention.   The Problem A lot of the talk in 2014 was about the negative effect of hype. (And if you disagree with that statement, then you deserve a pat on the back for not being as obsessed w...   more



Cblogs of 1-25-2015 + Nudisms!

Starting next week, I should be getting the Sunday recaps out a little earlier. There's actually a good reason for this, too, and it will also allow me to blog more frequently: My asshole roommate finally moved out. I ...   more



The Tournament of Dangling Dongs - Mount Your Friends!

Salida! So it happened that just recently fellow Dtoider Tonich invited me to a round of Mount Your Friends, together with Luckrequired and... shit, I already forgot who else was with us. However, the idea for a tournam...   more



Do's And Don'ts: Punch-Out!!

Hello and welcome to another edition of "Do's and Don'ts", a series in which I talk about what developers and publishers should/shouldn't do when it comes to games, practices, etc. In this installment, I'll be talk...   more



The Play it/Avoid it Report - 003 // Mario Kart 8, Sunset Overdrive, and more

What's going on, Destructoid Cbloggers? Are you getting tired of me resurrecting this feature once a year? Tough shit! I played a few games that I want to talk about and I am going to use this platform to do so. If you'v...   more



Community playdate manager no more

That’s right, after almost two years of bringing all of you the latest and greatest Team Fortress 2sday and Friday Night Fights posts, I’m calling it quits. This has nothing to do with Destructoid, this is c...   more



Selective Memory: A Look At Nostalgia

Well friends, tomorrow is my 26th birthday. I'm getting old! I've been doing this gaming thing for a while now, and like many of you I have a ton of great memories from that time. Often it's easy to let those good memor...   more



I('m) fucked up.

So, how does one start a blog that's about to get real heavy? With a funny joke, perhaps? Okay, here's one: a boy and a girl walk into a bar. They fell. Alright, where do I begin from there? Well, I went to the school gu...   more






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