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Caught on video: your mom is a Wiitard
3:30 PM on 01.03.2007, Niero 32 comments

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At this stage, there is pretty much no excuse we can think of that this should have happened, but it's still rather funny that it did. A girl filming her parents was beaned in the face with her mom's (strapless!) Wiimote and let out a whimper on her way down while her sister laughed in the background. Awesome. It just goes to show, Nex was right. Time and time again, the people most affected by the Wiitard phenomenon are fat greasy Americans.

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Toneman at 01/03/2007 15:24
Who's more Wiitarded? The person that throws the Wiimote, or the person that gets hit by it for stupidly standing in front of the players during a heated Wii Tennis rally?
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deiga-the-semivaliant at 01/03/2007 15:30
I wouldn't call it "heated" but still pretty fucking funny.
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Jordan Grim Devore at 01/03/2007 15:35
Best Wiitard evah!
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CaffeinePowered at 01/03/2007 15:36
Nice....stand in front of me...alright...now...oh don't worry, the strap cant break cause Im not using it.
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Chris Taran at 01/03/2007 15:39
I'm waiting for the first Wii related Darwin Award. You know it's going to happen sooner or later.
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Snaileb at 01/03/2007 15:45
That was the best injury/wiitard vid I've seen. Fat greasy americans...lmao she should've put down the KFC or Glazed dounuts before messin with the Wii. How come you guys havent banned ShadowXoR yet? I dont mind him, but damn he hates some of you guys.
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Namelessted at 01/03/2007 15:59
I love it. You posted so many freaking links to other Wii stuff. so many Wiitards out there.
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skankerzero at 01/03/2007 16:00
Hah! that's great.
Man, I look so lazy playing the Wii. I play laying down and barely move my hand.
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deanhatescoffee at 01/03/2007 16:14
rofl, love it.
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Husky Hog at 01/03/2007 16:18
holy shit niro tell your mom to hold on!
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SubOrbital at 01/03/2007 16:53
Hahah and I think the fatass greasy americans are the only ones suing Nintendo, right? God Bless America. Home of the Wiitard.
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Angry Irish at 01/03/2007 17:04
Hold the remote! Hold the FUCKING remote!
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Angry Irish at 01/03/2007 17:04
Hold the remote! Hold the FUCKING remote!
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Angry Irish at 01/03/2007 17:05
Hmm... Why is my comment displayed twice? Oh well.
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ToasT at 01/03/2007 17:50
Geezers are so funny, do you think they were only playing to entertain?
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P-dubble39 at 01/03/2007 17:54
Boom, Headshot.
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Niero at 01/03/2007 18:20
My mom would totally kick this lady's ass
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sumfight at 01/03/2007 18:42
shit son!
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maximum0v3rdriv3 at 01/03/2007 18:50
Uh. Yeah i wouldn't want to step in the way of the "LOL Amerikkka" Bullshit. But they aren't very fat. Sure the guy has a huge beer belly and the woman isn't fit. But Not fat. Way to make something that is very funny seem like a total asshole-fest.
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Mxyzptlk at 01/03/2007 19:12
She should sue her mom and the inventor of wrist straps, Mr. Thomas C. Wriststrap.
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lAboMbA at 01/03/2007 19:36
i still find it amazing that the wii is drawing this sort of demographic.
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Ignignokt01 at 01/03/2007 22:10
No shit, I actually got my grandpa to play it. He is very skeptical of video games still, but I could tell he was having some fun.
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ian_esq at 01/03/2007 22:40
hahaha, fat people
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antivert at 01/04/2007 00:12
Snaileb: What did this article have to do with ShadowXoR? I vote we ban YOU for requesting bans! :P

Also. Hahah!

And to maximum0v3rdriv3: They is fat, son. F.A.T! No denying it. Saying they're greasy may be a bit slanderous though! Mmm. I'm off to have some KFC :D
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some_dude at 01/04/2007 04:34
Have to agree these are a couple of fatty-fat-fats. Just because the fatties on Springer are 600lb, that don't make those folks un-fat. (I would have said skinny rather than un-fat, but we all know there's no way they can pull off skinny, no matter what criteria you use.)
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Snaileb at 01/04/2007 09:34
antivert don't be a cock whore. My post didn't tell them to ban him, and my post said I didn't mind ShadowXoR, but he just talks so much shit to the editors that I was curious. Go pick your fights with some flaming fanboy douchebag , and not the Snail.

(look, I didn't even bitch you out. Aren't I polite? No I didn't call you a cock whore, just don't be one. You will make your mom cry.)
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Beautox at 01/04/2007 11:41
slo mo FTW!
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dprime at 01/07/2007 19:13
What about fat greasy Canadians? My homeland is at least twice as fat and greasy as the US. We're like everything wrong with that country except indignant about it and jealous of them.
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Ekek at 01/13/2007 00:47
lmfao, this is awesome, and I can totally see my own family doing it xD only I'd be standing very far away and not videotaping.....
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