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At this stage, there is pretty much no excuse we can think of that this should have happened, but it's still rather funny that it did. A girl filming her parents was beaned in the face with her mom's (strapless!) Wiimote and let out a whimper on her way down while her sister laughed in the background. Awesome. It just goes to show, Nex was right. Time and time again, the people most affected by the Wiitard phenomenon are fat greasy Americans.

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Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2007 15:22
Topher Cantler
Haha, that sound she makes on the way down is priceless.
Jelster's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2007 15:24
Jelster
I love the Schuurrrlapp noise. 'ave it!
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2007 15:24
Toneman
Who's more Wiitarded? The person that throws the Wiimote, or the person that gets hit by it for stupidly standing in front of the players during a heated Wii Tennis rally?
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2007 15:30
deiga-the-semivaliant
I wouldn't call it "heated" but still pretty fucking funny.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2007 15:35
Jordan Devore
Best Wiitard evah!
CaffeinePowered's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2007 15:36
CaffeinePowered
Nice....stand in front of me...alright...now...oh don't worry, the strap cant break cause Im not using it.
Chris Taran's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2007 15:39
Chris Taran
I'm waiting for the first Wii related Darwin Award. You know it's going to happen sooner or later.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2007 15:45
Snaileb
That was the best injury/wiitard vid I've seen. Fat greasy americans...lmao she should've put down the KFC or Glazed dounuts before messin with the Wii. How come you guys havent banned ShadowXoR yet? I dont mind him, but damn he hates some of you guys.
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2007 15:59
Namelessted
I love it. You posted so many freaking links to other Wii stuff. so many Wiitards out there.
skankerzero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2007 16:00
skankerzero
Hah! that's great.
Man, I look so lazy playing the Wii. I play laying down and barely move my hand.
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2007 16:14
deanhatescoffee
rofl, love it.
Husky Hog's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2007 16:18
Husky Hog
holy shit niro tell your mom to hold on!
SubOrbital's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2007 16:53
SubOrbital
Hahah and I think the fatass greasy americans are the only ones suing Nintendo, right? God Bless America. Home of the Wiitard.
Angry Irish's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2007 17:04
Angry Irish
Hold the remote! Hold the FUCKING remote!
Angry Irish's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2007 17:04
Angry Irish
Hold the remote! Hold the FUCKING remote!
Angry Irish's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2007 17:05
Angry Irish
Hmm... Why is my comment displayed twice? Oh well.
ToasT's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2007 17:50
ToasT
Geezers are so funny, do you think they were only playing to entertain?
P-dubble39's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2007 17:54
P-dubble39
Boom, Headshot.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2007 18:20
Niero
My mom would totally kick this lady's ass
sumfight's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2007 18:42
sumfight
shit son!
maximum0v3rdriv3's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2007 18:50
maximum0v3rdriv3
Uh. Yeah i wouldn't want to step in the way of the "LOL Amerikkka" Bullshit. But they aren't very fat. Sure the guy has a huge beer belly and the woman isn't fit. But Not fat. Way to make something that is very funny seem like a total asshole-fest.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2007 19:12
Mxyzptlk
She should sue her mom and the inventor of wrist straps, Mr. Thomas C. Wriststrap.
lAboMbA's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2007 19:36
lAboMbA
i still find it amazing that the wii is drawing this sort of demographic.
Ignignokt01's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2007 22:10
Ignignokt01
No shit, I actually got my grandpa to play it. He is very skeptical of video games still, but I could tell he was having some fun.
ian_esq's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2007 22:40
ian_esq
hahaha, fat people
antivert's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 00:12
antivert
Snaileb: What did this article have to do with ShadowXoR? I vote we ban YOU for requesting bans! :P

Also. Hahah!

And to maximum0v3rdriv3: They is fat, son. F.A.T! No denying it. Saying they're greasy may be a bit slanderous though! Mmm. I'm off to have some KFC :D
some_dude's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 04:34
some_dude
Have to agree these are a couple of fatty-fat-fats. Just because the fatties on Springer are 600lb, that don't make those folks un-fat. (I would have said skinny rather than un-fat, but we all know there's no way they can pull off skinny, no matter what criteria you use.)
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 09:34
Snaileb
antivert don't be a cock whore. My post didn't tell them to ban him, and my post said I didn't mind ShadowXoR, but he just talks so much shit to the editors that I was curious. Go pick your fights with some flaming fanboy douchebag , and not the Snail.

(look, I didn't even bitch you out. Aren't I polite? No I didn't call you a cock whore, just don't be one. You will make your mom cry.)
Beautox's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 11:41
Beautox
slo mo FTW!
dprime's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2007 19:13
dprime
What about fat greasy Canadians? My homeland is at least twice as fat and greasy as the US. We're like everything wrong with that country except indignant about it and jealous of them.
Ekek's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2007 00:47
Ekek
lmfao, this is awesome, and I can totally see my own family doing it xD only I'd be standing very far away and not videotaping.....
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