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Castlevania's Simon Belmont has killed ALL the vampires

2:00 AM on 03.18.2013 // Tony Ponce
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Simon tells all in Doug Walker's Video Game Confessions

After playing through Mirror of Fate and placing the finishing touches on my Castlevania article for the upcoming issue of Nintendo Force *shameless plug*, I find myself still on a Castlevania kick. Thankfully, Doug "Nostalgia Critic" Walker was able to momentarily sate my hunger with the latest episode of Video Game Confessions -- think HBO's Taxicab Confessions but with videogame stars.

Simon Belmont doesn't have any particularly nasty secrets to share, but he is disappointed that the vampire-hunting business has dried up for him. After killing Dracula, he was hired to assassinate various other notable vampires. One day, he suddenly realized that he had killed them all. He killed all the vampires. What to do now?

While we're on the subject, did you guys know I was actually in an episode of Video Game Confessions years ago? Yeah! Check it out here! You'll recognize me as the guy who's not funny!

Video Game Confessions - Simon Belmont [That Guy with the Glasses]




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