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Castlevania movie gets a director photo

This is my third attempt at writing this story. I hope it works out this time. You see my first two tries went unfinished, as the sheer level of apathy incited by this news caused my fingers to slow to the typing speed of a ninety year-old arthritic, and eventually brought about a deep unconciousness from which I have only just recovered.

With talent-free zone Paul W.S. Anderson having removed himself from the director's chair in order to completely mess up a Death Race 2000 remake, a replacement has been found in the form of Silvain White. I realize that many may not recognize the name, so I'll clarify. He's the guy who directed Stomp The Yard. But fear not, as he also has some solid horror experience behind him in the form of I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer. You know, the third one. Which went straight to DVD. White had this to say to Variety:

"Most of the vampire films have been present or set in the future, from 'Blade' to 'Underworld,' and I was attracted by the chance to make a dark, epic period movie that almost has an anime feel to it,"

Right. He is aware that there's already a probably infinitely better animated trilogy of Castlevania films on the way from the mighty pen of Warren Ellis isn't he? This is going to turn into Street Fighter 2 all over again, mark my words.

[Via CHUD, with a helpful nudge from Nathan]








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Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2007 14:03
Aaron Mxy Yost
Why would you need to remake Death Race 2000, when that movie is already perfect?
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2007 14:08
DJDuffy
Another Street Fighter movie would be pretty amazing.

Awww mon, I shudda stayed at Microsoft
joeisremy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2007 14:11
joeisremy
you know i tried to read that quote a few times but all i could see was "suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck"
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2007 14:15
BluDesign
OVERHEARD FROM THE PRODUCTION OFFICE:


"Hmm, needs more Rondo, less Aria."

"There's not nearly enough Dissonance or Blood in that shot"

"I love cashing checks from stupid game licensees who don't know any better..."

"Who wants more cocaine?"

"Okay, we have 35% of the budget spent on actual production, let's throw... 60% of the remaining budget on hiring production staff who have never ever heard of or played a Castlevania video game, people that won't give two shits about what we do to fuck up this thing. China white, anyone?"

*sniff-sniff*
*snort*
(rerolling of $100 bill)
David Houghton 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2007 14:17
David Houghton
You want a new Street Fighter movie, you <a href="http://www.destructoid.com/jessica-biel-as-chun-li-ben-kingsley-as-dhalsim-robin-williams-as-zangief--31413.phtml">got</a> a new Street Fighter movie.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2007 14:19
AngelsDontBurn
Lol @ new Street Fighter movie. I imagine the Castlevania film will be straight up crap. THOUGH, I STILL hope I can be proven otherwise. :)
David Houghton 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2007 14:20
David Houghton
Damnit. Just search for Ben Kingsley. :)
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2007 14:21
Snaileb
html FTL Dave.

I cringed when I heard the news as well. Sad panda.

Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2007 14:36
Xzyliac
Well there goes the dreams of a million gamers the world over.

In unrelated DOA released today. Guess DToid is too cool for that though. *sigh* I'm going back to Advent Children.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2007 14:38
RICHARD BLOCKER
Yeah, but we're going to watch it still.
Grapefruit Juice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2007 14:39
Grapefruit Juice
I stopped reading at 'Stomp the Yard'
joeisremy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2007 14:39
joeisremy
Dtoid had the whole movie up months ago i thought it was just to dvd i guess i was wrong but still i saw here a long time ago.
scottoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2007 14:41
scottoid
i am praying to ....uh...satan. thats right that dude, that this movie will kick a lotta ass. here's to wishing though.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2007 14:44
Snaileb
@ RICHARD : Yes, but we just wont tell anyone IRL, yet let the net know how pissed we were @ wasted money.

Scottoid : I am praying for your soul, but not to Satan.
boltox's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/15/2007 18:00
boltox
Remember in Doom when they had that sequence that was shot in first person? They should do that here but side scrolling perspective. Oh yeah.

Also, I want to see the main hero, possibly Simon, get knocked backwards into a pit by a flying medusa head.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2007 01:09
s0lesurviv0r
$50 says the line "Hey vampires, suck on this!" will be used at some point in the movie.
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