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Castlevania Judgment recently came out and a lot of people think it’s nothing special. The only person I know that seems to like it is Jonathan Holmes.
 
Whether the game really sucks or not is not the point of this post. The point is boobies. More specifically, one of the characters in Castlevania Judgment story involves her wanting bigger breasts. Maria, who uses an owl as a weapon, (don’t tell PETA!) can’t help but notice how the other fighters in the game have some big melons. In fact, she thinks giant jugs are a “sacred gift.”
 
Greatest story line ever? Also, the voice acting is horrendously funny.    
 

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MissHinasaki's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 17:57
MissHinasaki
Oh hey, I saw that the other day. It's the Death Note game! :P Misa Misa wants bigger boobs...
SakuChan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 18:02
SakuChan
Not this crap again lol.
Funny how her facial expression barely moves at all when she speaks about the boobs she loves so much.
Placentasaurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 18:03
Placentasaurus
That's hilarious in a pitiful and depressing way.
mikeyed's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 18:05
mikeyed
It's not the boob in the fight, but the fight in the boob.
Charles Sharam's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 18:05
Charles Sharam
Also notable is that her opponents' breasts are progressively larger as she move through the game's "story." Presumably, for climactic plot development.

Or maybe they just like tits at Konami.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 18:05
mix
About time small breasted women are recognized in video games!

If he whole point of this game is to get larger breasts consider it sold as that's pretty much the most randomly awesome story line I have ever heard of.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 18:10
MrSadistic
boobs
Mikey's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 18:12
Mikey
Okay... okay,


okay...


What?!

That was ridiculous.
Mista Smegheneghan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 18:20
Mista Smegheneghan
...

very strange indeed. also, crazy camera angles annoy me.
Blind assassin's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 18:26
Blind assassin
That's probably one of the most absurd things ever.
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 18:33
ThunderHeartXI
I've been looking at stupid animu shit all day, but I think this tops it.

Congratulations CTZ, you've managed to find something that makes me cringe an ungodly amount.
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 18:34
GohanGVO


Sold.
DemonEyes23's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 18:36
DemonEyes23
@mikeyed
truer words were never spoken
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 18:44
grafkhun
Sacred gifts indeed, Konami always sneaking in breasts in CV games, gotta love it. Anyways, still not interested in CV: Judgement, despite Maria commentating on boobs.
SuitcoatAvenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 18:52
SuitcoatAvenger
Look, if you dedicate your entire living to hunting down and killing fiends of the night there should never be a case where you utter "omigod vampire!"

You don't see people who work at McDonald's yelling "omigod pickles!" as they prepare your burger.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 18:54
Aziel13
*fap fap fap fap*
=0.0=
I mean *clap clap clap*
whormongr's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 18:55
whormongr
SuitcoatAvenger "Look, if you dedicate your entire living to hunting down and killing fiends of the night there should never be a case where you utter "omigod vampire!""
...
don't you mean udder "omigod vampire!
Mikey's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 19:00
Mikey
I'm pretty sure he meant utter.
carg0's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 19:18
carg0
i...have not the words
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 19:26
ParaParaKing
What? I want this game. In a strange perverted way, that has nothing to do with Maria's breasts.
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 19:28
RAB
dare I say.. she's on a ... BOOBIE-QUEST?!
Cough's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 19:29
Cough
Powerful stuff.
SuitcoatAvenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 19:31
SuitcoatAvenger
@whormongr;

Dictionary.com.
kapshhh's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 19:32
kapshhh
That's a big owl. Also boobs.
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 19:42
RAB
or even a.. BREAST-QUEST?


amirite guyz?
Arcanum's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 19:44
Arcanum
what.
Jayson Napolitano's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 19:51
Jayson Napolitano
Haha, I sent this to your tips line on the launch day (Tuesday?). Looks like you guys skipped over it.

She talks about boobs pretty regularly. Three separate times, actually.
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 20:03
The Amazing Shenazin
wow, now I actually want to rent the game for laughs
MaximusDarr's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 20:20
MaximusDarr
Udderly fantastic! See what I did there?...God, I'm lame...Seriously, breast storyline ever! Dammit!
Jellybean Quisling Man-cheese XII's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 20:35
Jellybean Quisling Man-cheese XII
Too bad she's only got one owl, cuz then it ain't hooters, get it? You know hooters, funbags, sweater meat, breasticles.
MF DOOM's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 20:44
MF DOOM
sacred gift is awesome!
Rosseh's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 20:50
Rosseh
Poorly written and poorly spoken. How does this trash still keep coming out?
Qalamari's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 20:53
Qalamari
She sounds like Dot from Animaniacs. That just gives it a whole 'nother layer of WRONG.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 21:25
Kyousuke Nanbu
That's supposed to be Maria after SOTN?

This game just gets worse and worse the more I hear about it.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 21:43
Crunshii
"Those are sacred Gifts!"

Other from the boobs... nothing else looks good. I really hate those timed dialogs that are not fluent...
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 22:38
F Whipple
Those silly japanese...INSTA-BUY!!
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 22:44
Chocobo Knight
Oh good grief!
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 22:47
Dexter345
Best storyline ever? YES.
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 23:08
Danzflor
One More Reason to Love Konami :3
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 23:38
Xhumation
I had a really crappy sunday.

and this made me laugh so much, thanks Hamza

..Also Bewbs
Cutie Honey's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 00:09
Cutie Honey
@Kyousuke:
No, that's around Rondo of Blood.
She's 12.

Also, Kyousuke is spelled 'Kyosuke'.
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 00:16
Syn
That's a shame. She turns into a super-hottie later when she's older. Breast size is basically irrelevant until they become nonexistant.
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 01:13
Im OK
What.
BattyAdroit's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 01:40
BattyAdroit
cho-mo approved.
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 03:03
Mr Wrighty 987
boobies!!!!
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 08:01
Cowzilla3
Breasticles! That's pretty much the most ridiculous thing ever.
Transbot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 11:00
Transbot
Right. Carry on.
Face's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 12:00
Face
As a huge Castlevania fan, I find this deliciously awful. I must have it.
CthulhuFtaghn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 12:26
CthulhuFtaghn
I think we finally have the answer to "is this loli?"
moot button's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 15:49
moot button
WOW, what a total lack of emotion in the animation. A game called Super Coma Patient Fighter would probably have more emotion in it.
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