Castlevania Judgment recently came out and a lot of people think it’s nothing special. The only person I know that seems to like
it is Jonathan Holmes.
Whether the game really sucks or not is not the point of this post. The point is boobies. More specifically, one of the characters in
Castlevania Judgment story involves her wanting bigger breasts. Maria, who uses an owl as a weapon, (don’t tell
PETA!) can’t help but notice how the other fighters in the game have some big melons. In fact, she thinks giant jugs are a “sacred gift.”
Greatest story line ever? Also, the voice acting is horrendously funny.
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5:56 PM on 11.23.2008
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Funny how her facial expression barely moves at all when she speaks about the boobs she loves so much.
Or maybe they just like tits at Konami.
If he whole point of this game is to get larger breasts consider it sold as that's pretty much the most randomly awesome story line I have ever heard of.
okay...
What?!
That was ridiculous.
very strange indeed. also, crazy camera angles annoy me.
Congratulations CTZ, you've managed to find something that makes me cringe an ungodly amount.
Sold.
truer words were never spoken
You don't see people who work at McDonald's yelling "omigod pickles!" as they prepare your burger.
=0.0=
I mean *clap clap clap*
...
don't you mean udder "omigod vampire!
Dictionary.com.
amirite guyz?
She talks about boobs pretty regularly. Three separate times, actually.
This game just gets worse and worse the more I hear about it.
Other from the boobs... nothing else looks good. I really hate those timed dialogs that are not fluent...
and this made me laugh so much, thanks Hamza
..Also Bewbs
No, that's around Rondo of Blood.
She's 12.
Also, Kyousuke is spelled 'Kyosuke'.
Seriously, Boob hunting? <b>SERIOUSLY?</b>