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5:56 PM on 11.23.2008, Hamza CTZ Aziz

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Castlevania Judgment recently came out and a lot of people think it’s nothing special. The only person I know that seems to like it is Jonathan Holmes.

Whether the game really sucks or not is not the point of this post. The point is boobies. More specifically, one of the characters in Castlevania Judgment story involves her wanting bigger breasts. Maria, who uses an owl as a weapon, (don’t tell PETA!) can’t help but notice how the other fighters in the game have some big melons. In fact, she thinks giant jugs are a “sacred gift.”

Greatest story line ever? Also, the voice acting is horrendously funny.

[Via power-glove's C Blog]

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MissHinasaki

Oh hey, I saw that the other day. It's the Death Note game! :P Misa Misa wants bigger boobs...

SakuChan

Not this crap again lol.
Funny how her facial expression barely moves at all when she speaks about the boobs she loves so much.

Placentasaurus

That's hilarious in a pitiful and depressing way.

mikeyed

It's not the boob in the fight, but the fight in the boob.

Charles Sharam

Also notable is that her opponents' breasts are progressively larger as she move through the game's "story." Presumably, for climactic plot development.

Or maybe they just like tits at Konami.

mix

About time small breasted women are recognized in video games!

If he whole point of this game is to get larger breasts consider it sold as that's pretty much the most randomly awesome story line I have ever heard of.

MrSadistic

boobs

Mikey

Okay... okay,

okay...

What?!

That was ridiculous.

Mista Smegheneghan

...

very strange indeed. also, crazy camera angles annoy me.

Blind assassin

That's probably one of the most absurd things ever.

ThunderHeartXI

I've been looking at stupid animu shit all day, but I think this tops it.

Congratulations CTZ, you've managed to find something that makes me cringe an ungodly amount.

GohanGVO

Sold.

DemonEyes23

@mikeyed
truer words were never spoken

grafkhun

Sacred gifts indeed, Konami always sneaking in breasts in CV games, gotta love it. Anyways, still not interested in CV: Judgement, despite Maria commentating on boobs.

SuitcoatAvenger

Look, if you dedicate your entire living to hunting down and killing fiends of the night there should never be a case where you utter "omigod vampire!"

You don't see people who work at McDonald's yelling "omigod pickles!" as they prepare your burger.

Aziel13

*fap fap fap fap*
=0.0=
I mean *clap clap clap*

whormongr

SuitcoatAvenger "Look, if you dedicate your entire living to hunting down and killing fiends of the night there should never be a case where you utter "omigod vampire!""
...
don't you mean udder "omigod vampire!

Mikey

I'm pretty sure he meant utter.

carg0

i...have not the words

ParaParaKing

What? I want this game. In a strange perverted way, that has nothing to do with Maria's breasts.

RAB

dare I say.. she's on a ... BOOBIE-QUEST?!

Cough

Powerful stuff.

SuitcoatAvenger

@whormongr;

Dictionary.com.

kapshhh

That's a big owl. Also boobs.

RAB

or even a.. BREAST-QUEST?

amirite guyz?

Arcanum

what.

Jayson Napolitano

Haha, I sent this to your tips line on the launch day (Tuesday?). Looks like you guys skipped over it.

She talks about boobs pretty regularly. Three separate times, actually.

The Amazing Shenazin

wow, now I actually want to rent the game for laughs

MaximusDarr

Udderly fantastic! See what I did there?...God, I'm lame...Seriously, breast storyline ever! Dammit!

Jellybean Quisling Man-cheese XII

Too bad she's only got one owl, cuz then it ain't hooters, get it? You know hooters, funbags, sweater meat, breasticles.

MF DOOM

sacred gift is awesome!

Rosseh

Poorly written and poorly spoken. How does this trash still keep coming out?

Qalamari

She sounds like Dot from Animaniacs. That just gives it a whole 'nother layer of WRONG.

Kyousuke Nanbu

That's supposed to be Maria after SOTN?

This game just gets worse and worse the more I hear about it.

Crunshii

"Those are sacred Gifts!"

Other from the boobs... nothing else looks good. I really hate those timed dialogs that are not fluent...

F Whipple

Those silly japanese...INSTA-BUY!!

Chocobo Knight

Oh good grief!

Dexter345

Best storyline ever? YES.

Danzflor

One More Reason to Love Konami :3

Xhumation

I had a really crappy sunday.

and this made me laugh so much, thanks Hamza

..Also Bewbs

Cutie Honey

@Kyousuke:
No, that's around Rondo of Blood.
She's 12.

Also, Kyousuke is spelled 'Kyosuke'.

Syn

That's a shame. She turns into a super-hottie later when she's older. Breast size is basically irrelevant until they become nonexistant.

Im OK

What.

BattyAdroit

cho-mo approved.

Mr Wrighty 987

boobies!!!!

Cowzilla3

Breasticles! That's pretty much the most ridiculous thing ever.

Transbot

Right. Carry on.

Face

As a huge Castlevania fan, I find this deliciously awful. I must have it.

CthulhuFtaghn

I think we finally have the answer to "is this loli?"

moot button

WOW, what a total lack of emotion in the animation. A game called Super Coma Patient Fighter would probably have more emotion in it.

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