You would have to be the world's most sensitive soccer grandma to guard your grandchillens away from this little platformer, and that is exactly what happened. Murdock667 sent in a video of woman phoned in a complaint to GameTrailers after seeing a preview video of Castle Crashers, stating that it resembles a genocide performed by the Nazi or KKK, as she watched the "pure whites" kill the different colored people ... and "that they should be ashamed of themselves." Obviously, she's one math co-processor shy of a 486. The game actually consists of four knights in helmets, not hoods, killing a bunch of little white people in medieval brown mantles as modelled by this dork. Hopefully somebody called her back and calmly explained that she played the enchanted race card way out of turn: when white people kill each other, it's called a civil war or McDonald's. Next up, the rally against Nintendo for never making a brown console.