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I know there must have been a time in my life when I enjoyed going to the carnival. Don’t get me wrong, I would still kill a man for some funnel cake, but nowadays, when I think of a carnival, all I imagine are scary clowns and rusty, tetanus-ridden Tilt-a-Whirls run by toothless carnies. What happened to all the fun I used to remember?

Well, Take-Two (in association with its publishing label Global Star Software) hopes to bring back everything that was nifty about the good ol’ bowler hat wearin’ state fair days with Carnival Games, a Wii-exclusive coming to Nintendo’s system this summer.

The game is designed (from the ground up!) for up to four players, will feature over 25 of the most popular carnival games, and offer up to 250 upgradeable prizes. While my “ho-hum” alarm goes off every time a new minigame collection is announced for the Wii, who knows what Carnival Games has in store for us under that mysterious facade of mediocre graphics? A game that has skee ball in it can’t be all that bad, right? Right? Skee ball? Anyone?

What do you think? Have you hit your Wii minigame threshold? Like me, are you unbelievably fascinated by whoever directed the above trailer (assumed overused line of direction to the actors: ‘Almost there – try taking it up a notch or two!’)?


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Toneman's Avatar
Toneman at 05/22/2007 16:47
NO. MORE. MINIGAMES.
I bought a videogame system, not a minigame system.
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 05/22/2007 16:47
MORE.FUNNEL.CAKES.
PappaDukes's Avatar
PappaDukes at 05/22/2007 16:52
WOW, do you think that commercial could have been a little more annoying? And, who dresses up in duck-hunting fatigues anymore? That's soooo 1982.
king3vbo's Avatar
king3vbo at 05/22/2007 16:55
DO NOT WANT
Rockvillian's Avatar
Rockvillian at 05/22/2007 16:57
They had me at Skeeball... but... all these games would be better suited and more appreciated as side games in something like Animal Crossing where they'd be something to play to pass the time and earn Bells.

Like hell I'm going to turn on my Wii, load in the disc, stand up, move my table, and try to translate waggle to rigged carnival games.
David Houghton 's Avatar
David Houghton at 05/22/2007 17:00
Hmmm, Wii Sports combined with Wii Play with different graphics... I'm jumping with excitement.



Actually I'm not. That was a lie.
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 05/22/2007 17:00
If there's a "try not to get raped by carnies" minigame, I'm all over it.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 05/22/2007 17:02
I could get behind some virtual skeeball, but this game fails for not having Mii support.
World Famous's Avatar
World Famous at 05/22/2007 17:02
"I bought a videogame system, not a minigame system."

You bought the wrong system dude. I'm not sure why you're expecting more out of the Wii.
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Rainbowblack at 05/22/2007 17:03
fucking skeeball!!

I think my mom tried to give me a high-five.

BahamutZero's Avatar
BahamutZero at 05/22/2007 17:10
Jim I think it's about time we sat down and had a talk about your rape fantasies. what your uncle did was wrong, but it does not excuse you constantly trying to rape carny folk. There are some very acceptable therapeutic options available such as massage, psychiatry, and funnel cake regression therapy
BahamutZero's Avatar
BahamutZero at 05/22/2007 17:12
also skeet skeet skeet skeet
th0mas28's Avatar
th0mas28 at 05/22/2007 17:13
Were these games also designed so it is impossible to win like the real thing?

I am absolutely sure that those hoops are too small for that basketball.
rdaneel72's Avatar
rdaneel72 at 05/22/2007 17:17
I always thought the constant fear of dying was what made the carnival fun. Nothing like seeing a mess of bolts in the grass under the Tilt-A-Whirl.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar
Chad Concelmo at 05/22/2007 17:19
Okay, I am officially obsessed with the trailer for this game. Those are pretty much the worst actors I have ever seen in my entire life. Seriously, kid, tone it down!
DrYou's Avatar
DrYou at 05/22/2007 17:22
"That Just Happened!!!"
JJ Rage's Avatar
JJ Rage at 05/22/2007 17:26
Meh.

I'm not even going to bother [i]attempting[/] to buy a Wii until Smash Brothers comes out.

Each and every day, I grow closer and closer to Summa's 'Wii Sucks' club.
JJ Rage's Avatar
JJ Rage at 05/22/2007 17:26
also fuck BB code
brad drac's Avatar
brad drac at 05/22/2007 17:30
That commercial is either one of the worst attrocities ever put to film, or the best satirisation of video games advertisements of all time.

Unless its got a "hose down the freaks" game, I'm writing this one off.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar
Chad Concelmo at 05/22/2007 17:41
How about a "get your hair stuck in The Scrambler" game?
Toneman's Avatar
Toneman at 05/22/2007 17:45
@ Summa
I'm not expecting more, I'm expecting less. Less minigames.
I'm also expecting Mario, Metroid and Smash Bros, which again, is nothing more than what I'd usually expect.

I do however, expect a hell of a lot more from my PS3.
HenryJonesJr's Avatar
HenryJonesJr at 05/22/2007 17:49
Looks like crap.
Should sell a million.
Thaaaaat's Wii!
Tron Knotts's Avatar
Tron Knotts at 05/22/2007 17:57
I freaking love the Wii thus far. I have more to look forward to on the console than the other two combined. Carnival games has nothign to do with that.

This game looks like it was made by complete assholes. I hate it.

PappaDukes's Avatar
PappaDukes at 05/22/2007 17:59
stoopid game-making assholes!
Tron Knotts's Avatar
Tron Knotts at 05/22/2007 18:04
Smelly 1's.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar
s0lesurviv0r at 05/22/2007 18:05
Shenanigans!
Agent Nixon's Avatar
Agent Nixon at 05/22/2007 18:06
@toneman
I too, expect to expect things.
Magesx's Avatar
Magesx at 05/22/2007 18:07
The Wii is the ultimate at-home experience for all those bowling aficionados.
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 05/22/2007 18:14
Okay, so I've sat down to watch the trailer...


...

...


I wish I was dead.
zardoz's Avatar
zardoz at 05/22/2007 19:13
That trailer was very scary, it could be so wrong that it ends up right but not this time, it's so so wrong for so many reasons, I just know that if I happened to walk into that bizarre nuclear family world, I would be brutally killed within minutes...then raped.

Plus the music was trying to be fun and friendly, yet I there are only two types of people who regularly suffer this sonic torture - the clinically depressed and the terrorist suspects at the Guantanamo Bay dentention centre.

By the way, fuck off Summa. Once again using the ground below the bottom of the barrel to fuel you're anti Wii propaganda. Hey Summa, I once met a Chinese guy I didn't like, guess they're all pricks yeah. Yeah?
amalgamut00's Avatar
amalgamut00 at 05/22/2007 19:18
I'm really debating now if I should sell my Wii
Faith's Avatar
Faith at 05/22/2007 20:04
I go downtown to the Midway in Niagara Falls for two reasons: Playing all the Carnival games like Skeeball or the water gun game and playing a shooting arcade game called Carnival King where you play shooting gallery games with a light game.

This game is truly bringing the experience home, except for collecting tickets for over-sized stuffed Elmos and Scooby Doos
BahamutZero's Avatar
BahamutZero at 05/22/2007 20:07
Chad I want to stab you in the fucking eye.

I want to stab every person involved in the making of this commercial, in the eye. I want to disembowel the baristas who made the coffee order for the producers of this commercial, and force the rest of the crew such as the grips and camerapeople to eat his intestines.

And they say video games make you violent. JT is going after the wrong people
fromagex's Avatar
fromagex at 05/22/2007 20:19
are there even 25 carnival games? i cant think of 25 that arent variations of another game.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar
Chad Concelmo at 05/22/2007 20:55
Hey, don't shoo ... er ... stab the messenger! :)
Colette Bennett's Avatar
Colette Bennett at 05/22/2007 21:50
FUNNEL CAKES FTW
ShawnKelfonne's Avatar
ShawnKelfonne at 05/22/2007 21:53
But where is my goldfish in a bag?
BahamutZero's Avatar
BahamutZero at 05/23/2007 00:01
the simple fact is I have too much anger chad. you are actually adorable in that picture, there. I could never stab you in the eye. The rest stands.
FiXXXerX's Avatar
FiXXXerX at 05/23/2007 00:45
FUCKINGMINIGAMEFUCKSFUCKINGFUCKYOURFUCKINGMINIGAMESALLOVERMYGODDAMNEDWII!!!!11!
Burnt Meatloaf's Avatar
Burnt Meatloaf at 05/23/2007 02:48
You know, I'm a bit confused as to how many of these games are supposed to work. When throwing a ball with a remote control, how is the game supposed to know when you let go? Are you supposed to hold down the B button to hold on to the ball, or is your "grip" automatic? A controller is natural when you don't have to learn how to use it. I suspect there will be quite a large learning curve here, just trying to figure out what the hell the game wants.

Sounds like a real exercise in frustration, unless (I suspect) the game has a lot of fudge factors and handicaps so the game almost ends up playing itself.

Eh, who am I kidding? This game will sell by the truckload anyway. Casual gamers don't have the experience to know about interface and ergonomic issues. I just has to look cool.

Except, this doesn't look cool. At all.
mandlebaum123's Avatar
mandlebaum123 at 05/23/2007 08:17
Id give it a try. I grew up on the beach, so I have a soft spot for games that rip you off.
BahamutZero's Avatar
BahamutZero at 05/23/2007 08:59
http://www.destructoid.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5718&highlight=

Anyone want to buy some wii games? I am sick of this shit.
Im OK's Avatar
Im OK at 05/23/2007 20:03
Does it include the sleazy three card monte and shell game dealers in the parking lot? If not, that's the deal-breaker for me.

Also, Summas.
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