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WOW, do you think that commercial could have been a little more annoying? And, who dresses up in duck-hunting fatigues anymore? That's soooo 1982.
They had me at Skeeball... but... all these games would be better suited and more appreciated as side games in something like Animal Crossing where they'd be something to play to pass the time and earn Bells.
Like hell I'm going to turn on my Wii, load in the disc, stand up, move my table, and try to translate waggle to rigged carnival games.
Like hell I'm going to turn on my Wii, load in the disc, stand up, move my table, and try to translate waggle to rigged carnival games.
Hmmm, Wii Sports combined with Wii Play with different graphics... I'm jumping with excitement.
Actually I'm not. That was a lie.
Actually I'm not. That was a lie.
"I bought a videogame system, not a minigame system."
You bought the wrong system dude. I'm not sure why you're expecting more out of the Wii.
You bought the wrong system dude. I'm not sure why you're expecting more out of the Wii.
Jim I think it's about time we sat down and had a talk about your rape fantasies. what your uncle did was wrong, but it does not excuse you constantly trying to rape carny folk. There are some very acceptable therapeutic options available such as massage, psychiatry, and funnel cake regression therapy
Were these games also designed so it is impossible to win like the real thing?
I am absolutely sure that those hoops are too small for that basketball.
I am absolutely sure that those hoops are too small for that basketball.
I always thought the constant fear of dying was what made the carnival fun. Nothing like seeing a mess of bolts in the grass under the Tilt-A-Whirl.
Okay, I am officially obsessed with the trailer for this game. Those are pretty much the worst actors I have ever seen in my entire life. Seriously, kid, tone it down!
Meh.
I'm not even going to bother [i]attempting[/] to buy a Wii until Smash Brothers comes out.
Each and every day, I grow closer and closer to Summa's 'Wii Sucks' club.
I'm not even going to bother [i]attempting[/] to buy a Wii until Smash Brothers comes out.
Each and every day, I grow closer and closer to Summa's 'Wii Sucks' club.
That commercial is either one of the worst attrocities ever put to film, or the best satirisation of video games advertisements of all time.
Unless its got a "hose down the freaks" game, I'm writing this one off.
Unless its got a "hose down the freaks" game, I'm writing this one off.
@ Summa
I'm not expecting more, I'm expecting less. Less minigames.
I'm also expecting Mario, Metroid and Smash Bros, which again, is nothing more than what I'd usually expect.
I do however, expect a hell of a lot more from my PS3.
I'm not expecting more, I'm expecting less. Less minigames.
I'm also expecting Mario, Metroid and Smash Bros, which again, is nothing more than what I'd usually expect.
I do however, expect a hell of a lot more from my PS3.
I freaking love the Wii thus far. I have more to look forward to on the console than the other two combined. Carnival games has nothign to do with that.
This game looks like it was made by complete assholes. I hate it.
This game looks like it was made by complete assholes. I hate it.
That trailer was very scary, it could be so wrong that it ends up right but not this time, it's so so wrong for so many reasons, I just know that if I happened to walk into that bizarre nuclear family world, I would be brutally killed within minutes...then raped.
Plus the music was trying to be fun and friendly, yet I there are only two types of people who regularly suffer this sonic torture - the clinically depressed and the terrorist suspects at the Guantanamo Bay dentention centre.
By the way, fuck off Summa. Once again using the ground below the bottom of the barrel to fuel you're anti Wii propaganda. Hey Summa, I once met a Chinese guy I didn't like, guess they're all pricks yeah. Yeah?
Plus the music was trying to be fun and friendly, yet I there are only two types of people who regularly suffer this sonic torture - the clinically depressed and the terrorist suspects at the Guantanamo Bay dentention centre.
By the way, fuck off Summa. Once again using the ground below the bottom of the barrel to fuel you're anti Wii propaganda. Hey Summa, I once met a Chinese guy I didn't like, guess they're all pricks yeah. Yeah?
I go downtown to the Midway in Niagara Falls for two reasons: Playing all the Carnival games like Skeeball or the water gun game and playing a shooting arcade game called Carnival King where you play shooting gallery games with a light game.
This game is truly bringing the experience home, except for collecting tickets for over-sized stuffed Elmos and Scooby Doos
This game is truly bringing the experience home, except for collecting tickets for over-sized stuffed Elmos and Scooby Doos
Chad I want to stab you in the fucking eye.
I want to stab every person involved in the making of this commercial, in the eye. I want to disembowel the baristas who made the coffee order for the producers of this commercial, and force the rest of the crew such as the grips and camerapeople to eat his intestines.
And they say video games make you violent. JT is going after the wrong people
I want to stab every person involved in the making of this commercial, in the eye. I want to disembowel the baristas who made the coffee order for the producers of this commercial, and force the rest of the crew such as the grips and camerapeople to eat his intestines.
And they say video games make you violent. JT is going after the wrong people
the simple fact is I have too much anger chad. you are actually adorable in that picture, there. I could never stab you in the eye. The rest stands.
You know, I'm a bit confused as to how many of these games are supposed to work. When throwing a ball with a remote control, how is the game supposed to know when you let go? Are you supposed to hold down the B button to hold on to the ball, or is your "grip" automatic? A controller is natural when you don't have to learn how to use it. I suspect there will be quite a large learning curve here, just trying to figure out what the hell the game wants.
Sounds like a real exercise in frustration, unless (I suspect) the game has a lot of fudge factors and handicaps so the game almost ends up playing itself.
Eh, who am I kidding? This game will sell by the truckload anyway. Casual gamers don't have the experience to know about interface and ergonomic issues. I just has to look cool.
Except, this doesn't look cool. At all.
Sounds like a real exercise in frustration, unless (I suspect) the game has a lot of fudge factors and handicaps so the game almost ends up playing itself.
Eh, who am I kidding? This game will sell by the truckload anyway. Casual gamers don't have the experience to know about interface and ergonomic issues. I just has to look cool.
Except, this doesn't look cool. At all.
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Anyone want to buy some wii games? I am sick of this shit.
Anyone want to buy some wii games? I am sick of this shit.
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