Car porn: Forza Motorsport 2 official intro

I know nothing about cars. My people traditionally were sea faring Mafioso, and as such, I would probably end up with two or three broken arms and a missing testicle if forced to change my own oil. I do, however, know what I like, and the above trailer, the official intro for Forza Motorsport 2, is molto bello.

Sure, I could nitpick and say it lacks action, explosions or space marines, but I think it captures something more important than those now-cliché elements: subtlety. While the trailer for Gran Turismo HD has a three second clip of two beautiful lesbians trapped in Sapphic delight, and, even the Mario Kart intro has a few moments of Mario curb stomping Toad, the Forza intro satisfies by paying rapt attention to the almost feminine lines of the gorgeous machines the game so amply celebrates. If more games paid attention to capturing the little touches instead of trying to overwhelm people with action and cheap thrills, it would go a long way toward amending the innate attention deficiency our country has become so notorious for.