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Captain Obvious: WiiSports burns fewer calories than real sports photo

In a tragic turn of events, the American Council on Exercise released the results of a 2008 study, which revealed that WiiSports burns fewer calories than actually playing the real sport equivalent. MTVMultiplayer found the results via the PDF that was released yesterday. The meat of the findings was in this passage:

Compared to golfing at a driving range (3.9 calories per minute), playing Wii Golf burned 0.8 calories less per minute. Actual bowling burns nearly twice as much (7.2 calories per minute) as Wii Bowling, while baseball burns 7.3 calories per minute and Wii Baseball burns 2.8 calories per minute less. Similarly, Wii Tennis burns 2.8 calories per minute less than the actual game (8.1 calories per minute). Finally, Wii Boxing burns about 3.0 calories per minute less than conventional sparring at 10.2 calories per minute.
Captain Obvious was so busy with the nature of these findings, that he forgot how to fly and ate some pavement. Captain Obvious will be fine after his accident, but you may not be if you consider WiiSports a part of your exercise regimen. I have to say, as a gym addict, nothing can possibly replace what free weights, elliptical machines, or treadmills can do for your body in terms of calorie burning. A point of interest from the study reveals that they made participants in the WiiSports part actively play the game. That means, no sitting on the couch and waggling.







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RJG's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 10:34
RJG
This just in: Playing Street Fighter is not a lesson in martial arts.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 10:53
Crunshii
This just in: Playing RPG doesn't really make you a real life lvl 65 Black Wizard. (looking @ u Comiconfans!)
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 11:05
Brian Szabelski
This just in: Playing Forza 2 does not grant you the ability to drive a race car.
Tyrian3's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 11:12
Tyrian3
REALLY??
man, that was a suprise! Just when I thought I could sit on my couch and flick my wrist and be in shape!

/sarcasm

man, I love the Captain Obvious news :)
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 11:51
Maurice Tan
I should do a study on the amount of burned calories when playing Alone in the Dark. I know I raised my fist 15000 times and jumped up and down a lot, that should count for something.
Matthew Blake's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 12:52
Matthew Blake
This just in: Super Mario does not make you an actual plumber.
kagai's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 13:31
kagai
This just in: The cake IS a lie!
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 14:40
randombullseye
Next someone will confirm that Wii Fit isn't nearly as effective as using a gym or real exercise.
kielejocain's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 14:52
kielejocain
@brainderailment: I think WiiSports, WiiFit and DDR are all intended to be used more as "gateway drugs". My fiancee made me buy her DDR, used it for about three weeks, and now she's joined the YMCA and is doing actual cardio three days a week.

$50 well spent, IMO.
Overcow's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 15:45
Overcow
This is just in: F.E.A.R. ain't scary!
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 15:51
Aaron Mxy Yost
This just in: Commenting on this post doesn't make you instantly cool and get you chicks.


Aww, man...
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 16:58
TheToiletDuck
I <3 Captain Obvious
Captain Obvious's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 18:56
Captain Obvious
I don't remember saying that. Damn it, I need to stop getting drunk all the time.
Captain Obvious's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 18:58
Captain Obvious
Oh, and by the way, that hurt when I hit the pavement. Let me tell you. I definitely won't be able to go out for a while, I have to let the cuts on my face heal.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 19:08
Aaron Mxy Yost
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS IMPOSTER!!!
Poopface Morty's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 19:22
Poopface Morty
Good god, this was so obvious I'm surprised it even warranted posting in a Captain Obvious article.

Also, plyometric exercises >>>>> weight lifting/ellipticals/etc. for calorie burning.
Gavin's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 21:30
Gavin
Captain Obvious needs to speak to all the fanboys who claimed the Wii was going to start a fitness craze because of how much weight you could lose with it. Despite the fact that you can get a far more productive workout for free by simply doing some situps and pushups. As for those claiming that the balance board is good because of the yoga stuff, you could buy a work out DVD for a fraction of the price.
Poopface Morty's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 09:50
Poopface Morty
Balance board is better for you than just the yoga stuff, but it still doesn't beat doing traditional workouts.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 09:53
mistic
yeah its pretty obvious, but without wiisports, my phisical activity = nil :p
mikeyed's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 13:00
mikeyed
I'm actually surprised you burn that any calories playing golf, either real or not.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 14:19
Knivy
I like how when it's something positive to gaming (gaming helps you lose weight) they go all the way to prove it's wrong and when they say something negative (zomg killing simulators) they go all the way to prove it's right.
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