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Captain Greybush reporting for booty (Updated) photo

Look I Drink...

and occasionally I yell bad words at the TV when I play games. I'm not a risk taker as much as I am just a risk. At 11:00 on the PM in the East of coasts, I am competing in a tournament for Wing Commander as some of you may know. Those of you that have played games with me on XBLA also know that I have a rare form of tourette's that forces me to say very dirty words, very loud, and very often only online in a game. Tonight, you have a chance to watch and listen live. I fear that having Pirate's and Booty involved will bring out the worst in my disorder.

Gamertagradio will be airing it live for all to see. Click on this link to go to what I am assuming is where the live feed is going to be hosted. My gamertag is Roncore, and I hope after the tourney, that some Dtoiders will jump on and play. I have a few prizes that I will be happy to part with.

I WON!!! Well, I won a prize. Finished in the top four. The winner was from 360fanboy and I hope he gets cancer from his giant plasma TV. Not really, maybe just a rash. It was actually a blast. I am very happy that I got to play and even happier that I get to bring prizes back to the land of Dtoidia. Thanks for everyone that supported me. I really thought that I would be in the bottom of the bunch. I think it was your love and kisses that helped me through.


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tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 23:30
tazarthayoot
Wut it do!??!
HappyMachete's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 23:31
HappyMachete
WTF? Are they really redoing the 8 player rounds again?
Soul00's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 23:39
Soul00
way to break the internet again Workman
Bluefusion's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 23:41
Bluefusion
They still refuse me. Not enough room for more awesomeness in there, I guess.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 23:43
Sharpless
Ron, baby, I will make you bikini briefs out of the skins of wolf babies, if you'll send me that 360.
Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 23:44
Ub3rSlug
Ron beat another out for a place in the next round by 2 kills.
Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 23:45
Ub3rSlug
Ron beat another out for a place in the next round by 2 kills.
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 23:45
Joe Burling
the site is still down. stickam is my play by play
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 23:47
ArrestedDeveloper
your the best around, nothing's ever gonna keep ya down.
Little Burro's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 23:47
Little Burro
Good luck on finals!!
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 23:48
Joe Burling
We need an internet menpen. Go Ron!!!
RHibiki's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 23:50
RHibiki
Man, i feel bad that i got here late...kick some ass in the final round, Workman!
RHibiki's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 23:50
RHibiki
Man, i feel bad that i got here late...kick some ass in the final round, Workman!
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 23:54
Mxyzptlk
Kick some ass Roncore! Remember, if things get tough, tap Z or R twice!
Bluefusion's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 23:56
Bluefusion
"Do a barrel roll!"
Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 23:58
Ub3rSlug
Xbox360Fanboy is in the finals...

How did you do Ron?
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2007 00:00
kawitchate
work, workman, work! you gotta want it!
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2007 00:03
Coonskin05
When Ron Workman was born, he immediately had sex with the nearest nurse he could find. It was her first time. It was Ron's third.

Men don't get mad at their wives for thinking about Ron Workman during sex, because secretly they are thinking about Ron Workman too.

Ron Workman once ate a 64 oz steak in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Everytime Ron Workman sneezes, an angel in Heaven has an orgasm. Thats why they say "Bless You"

If you look in a mirror and say "Ron Workman" three times, Sony will lose an exclusive game.

Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2007 00:05
Jordan Devore
Ron got 4th.
Little Burro's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2007 01:03
Little Burro
When is ron on AOTS?
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2007 07:04
Snaileb
Live blogging the match? hahahahah sweet.
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2007 08:05
Professor Pew
Gratz Ron! Don't worry about the plasma, it came from the set of Live Free or Die Hard. So once 360fanboy tries to 'delete' a comment.... boom!
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2007 10:12
tazarthayoot
My taco flavored kisses kept you in the game!
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2007 13:32
SLiFE
I feel like such an ass.
I got the game, but I was so busy over the weekend I couldn't help out with the training.

Forgive me, Merciful Greybush!
kintaeb's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2007 14:00
kintaeb
And how is this wonderful prize won?
Steve519's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2007 22:54
Steve519
congrats ron and the rest of the dtoid crew
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 10:36
Holyetheline
I'm going to add your gamertag to my friends list!
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