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Hot on the heels of the brand new, longer Resident Evil 5 trailer, comes some fancy new screenshots, straight from Capcom. Like the trailer, they answer few questions, and do little more than throw us into a tizzy of anticipation.  

Capcom also tells us that the trailer is now available in HD on the Xbox Live Marketplace, and should soon be available for download on the PlayStation Store (if it's not already).

With the little information we have about this game, now might be the perfect time to start coming up with our own story based on the screens and videos we've seen so far. I'll start:

"Chris Redfield thought he had found the girl of his dreams on MySpace, but his first 'IRL' meeting with 'CandeezHawt4U' went horribly wrong when..."

OK -- your turn! Everyone contribute one sentence to this sordid tale of love and zombie outbreaks; I'll be sure to pass it along to Capcom once it's complete. I promise.

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Aurikill's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 13:58
Aurikill
continuing, ...he finds that all the steroyds he took to become beefed up affected his ability to go pew pew pew!
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 14:00
-D-
and now he must confront the world's greatest foe...Electro Lemon
SpiderChrist's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 14:02
SpiderChrist
in a bikini!
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 14:04
Snaileb
But little does he actually know that electro lemon has joined forced with one of the greatest evils in the land of robots : WiiSucks
Aurikill's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 14:04
Aurikill
The g-string of DOOM! - as seen on Borat
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 14:05
-D-
FAIL!!!
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 14:07
Snaileb
*forces

fuck I fail today.
ghgfzsjhpsyrjrjyiwjitj

Was Wing Commander any good? Or Contra?
bbrigg1's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 14:08
bbrigg1
Chris suddenly wakes up. "Man that was a stupid dream...g strings and Wii's, what the hell is wrong with me? I need to piss."
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 14:08
-D-
probably not
witthaus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 14:14
witthaus
get up to get get to get down, 911 is a joke in yo town

super contra is awesome...
wing commander looked o.k. from what i saw, but not worth 800 MS in my opinion
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 14:23
Coonskin05
Chris is beating up black guys like he's a policeman...
Jack Bauer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 14:23
Jack Bauer
http://www.destructoid.com/elephant/photo-m.phtml?post_key=36524&photo_key=11998

Next-Gen Slavery
LionheartAce's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 14:24
LionheartAce
Sherry Birkin is back! I'm telling the whole world my guess.
B__'s Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 14:38
B__
anybody else feeling a little white-guilt watching a pretty white boy unload on africans?
wonky360's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 14:39
wonky360
Looks awesome, i suspect that there is a giant underground base under all this.
Deepest darkest africa eh....Black people eh...must be racist
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 14:56
BlindsideDork
No, it isn't Sherry Birkin...it looks like it is Claire Redfield.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 15:06
RICHARD BLOCKER
Did someone say racist?



Anyways, those screens look AMAZING. can't wait.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 15:14
BlindsideDork
I don't know who she is...
foredaddy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 15:19
foredaddy
So... your saying that RE 5 is about a normal day in Africa?

BA DUM CHI!
zardoz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 15:22
zardoz
Capcom have some seriously talented designers and artists, and I love the fact that the Resident Evil games are a cross between absolute terror and an episode of Sunset Beach.

mcallstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 15:24
mcallstar
But I like black people...
ShinSennju's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 16:31
ShinSennju
I thought this game was in Haiti, not in Africa.
wonky360's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 18:07
wonky360
Haiti, shit I am a racist.

Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 18:26
Maurice Tan
...as Chris through to the door of his Hotel Rwanda room, a blistering heat awaits him outside. Walking to the pool to take a piss, he notices a sign: "Pool's closed because of Aids"
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 18:27
Maurice Tan
as Chris walks... pfffff it's fail time!
Myrmidon16's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 18:39
Myrmidon16
lol'd

this game looks awesome though, still pissed it wont be on the wii ( i dont want any graphics comebacks)
i wonder whos on the raised platform in #5? su-SPISH-ous!
IceDjinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 21:14
IceDjinn
I don't mean to offense anyone...but did anybody else notice the guy on the left in screen 10 looks a LOT like Xzibit...
bipolar beers's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 21:44
bipolar beers
maybe a little icedjinn. one thing i didnt like is that it still appears that you still cant move around while shooting at the zombies. otherwise it was a good trailer and i really want this game to come out in 2008... not 2009
smathjeloc's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 22:42
smathjeloc
...she told him that she also had a cock!

now that I feel really dirty...the link to longer RE5 trailer is broken - just points to the title photo
RE Fan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 09:47
RE Fan
My guess is either Sherry or Jill, unless Claire got a haircut.
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