As the sort of person who plays a lot of drek using Kinect, I'm eagerly anticipating the opportunity to get my body all up in a walking battle tank in Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor. Much to my dismay, a whole lot of other people are going to get that opportunity before I do, as Capcom has vowed to bring their heavy mech shooter with the full-bodied flavor to PAX East this coming weekend.
Lucky bastards. Although a crowded show floor is hardly the best place to play a Kinect game, I'm still deeply resentful of everyone who gets to play it in Boston. Go play a round on my behalf, would you? You can imagine me sitting here in front of my computer seething with rage while you do it.
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5:30 PM on 04.24.2014