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Cammy could crack a spaghetti sauce can between her thighs. She also has a pretty mean screwdriver attack that haunts my Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix nightmares. Why crush these two awesome features by wearing such a silly getup? Take a look at the gallery of Super Street Fighter IV screens Capcom recently released. How could any girl with a string riding up her arse that hard do a high kick without splitting in half?

I suppose this is the point of objectification. Show the chick and her buttocks. That’ll please the male demographic, right? If I were a Capcom marketing guy I would release the same set of images.

That’s a lie. I would find nude shots of the female characters, because that’s what every real Street Fighter fan wants. Screw substance, visual flair, or deep network play. It’s all about the skin, baby.

Super Street Fighter IV will punch retailers in the mouth mid-February on the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3. To celebrate its impending release, I purchased this official arcade stick for 40 dollars. I’ll be looking to hurt (and love) you when the game and Cammy’s luxurious thighs make their debut.

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Kalmah's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 20:45
Kalmah
Front Page worthy... duh.
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 21:32
Pedro Blandino
Prego in a can? not even google has picture proof of this.
prego comes in a jar.

also Cammy sucks balls. she doesn't belong in Street fighter.
Buster's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 21:33
Buster
"Cammy"
"thighs"
"what every real Street Fighter fan wants"
"Cammy"
"skin"


Altair78's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 21:33
Altair78
Cammy can suck m balls...

...yeah, I went there...
Brad Nicholson's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 21:38
Brad Nicholson
@Pedro - Epic mistake.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 22:04
Brian Szabelski
What Brad just said, Pedro. I'll leave it at that. :p
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 22:08
Pedro Blandino
Nihon, The epic mistake is on brad. He fixed it in the article. It used to say "Cammy could crack a prego can between her thighs."
Brad Nicholson's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 22:30
Brad Nicholson
@Pedro - Originally, I had Ragu and my girlfriend said, "Hey, they don't do that anymore" but she swore up and down Prego cans their stuff.

I hate her and spaghetti sauce.
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 22:52
ChronosWing

Sorry had to be posted...
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 23:09
MATTFOO
PUT A SOCK ON IT
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 23:10
Pedro Blandino

For old times sake.
Buster's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 23:11
Buster
i want you to think of this piture everytime you look at cammy
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 23:14
Cataract
I CAME.

SO

MANY

TIMES
Brad Nicholson's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 23:18
Brad Nicholson
These 'shops are brilliant, guys. Keep them rolling!
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 23:21
Cataract


HAY GUYS CAN I JOIN TOO??!
Masamune_Shadow's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 23:27
Masamune_Shadow
I'm sorry, I may be missing the point here, but the fact that he got a $150 arcade stick for $40 just leaves me dumbfounded.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 23:44
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Next person that posts PORN gets banned. NO PORN! You guys know this. Shit.
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 23:47
Cataract
Whats considered porn?
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 23:58
Technophile
When was Fei Long announced for SF4? When did that happen? How did I miss that?
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2009 00:51
Brian Szabelski
I rescind earlier comment about what Brad said directed at Pedro. this is hilarious.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2009 02:56
Knivy
<3 Buster
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2009 09:29
TrailerParkJesus
haha screwdriver attack. That's the 2nd time.
Genius's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2009 12:03
Genius
Fei Long! YES! I was pretty pissed when they removed him from the franchise so Im happy to see him back.
Ryfael's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2009 13:26
Ryfael
That $40 dollar stick was a mistake and all orders have been cancelled :(
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2009 13:42
Rainbowblack
I want this, but aside from fighting, there's nothing extra

why couldn't Capcom take a page from soul calibur and make a couple minigames to distract us from a single player game..

and i have yet to hear anything about multiplayer...im just assuming there's going to be one. I'd get bored of this in a couple days at best. I need things to unlock in my fighting games
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2009 18:58
Holyetheline
needs moar boobs
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2009 09:38
s0lesurviv0r
Hunt's and Del Monte have spaghetti sauce in cans actually. They're decent IMHO.
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