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Cammie Dunaway to be in Shaun White 2 photo

This is confirmed. 100 percent. Cammie Dunaway will be showing up in Shaun White 2 on the Wii as a playable character. I'm not lying... oh, I can't keep this up. This is most likely a joke from some clever employee at Game, the UK gaming retailer, but it's frickin hilarious. The box art that Game's site shows for Shaun White Snowboarding: World Stage claims that the game features Cammie Dunaway, Nintendo's VP of Marketing. It's pretty clearly a joke as the box art is the exact same as the first game, but bravo to Game for having a sense of humor and not ripping it down yet (as of this writing).

In case you forgot or blocked out one of the worst E3 press conferences ever, one of the lower points of a conference full of low points was Cammie demonstrating Shaun White Snowboarding and its balance board controls. It was embarrassing and awkward and really didn't demonstrate what turned out to be a decently fun snowboarding game very well. My hope is that Ubisoft sees this and puts her in the game. Of course that would never happen because Nintendo would have their lawyers all over them, but damn would it be funny.  Her character could keep falling over and then talk about her kids.

(Via TVGB)








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taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 21:01
taumpytears
I hate Cammie.
CitizenErased's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 21:05
CitizenErased
I'd tap that.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 21:09
Monodi
haha...

Hahahaha

Hahahahahaha!

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHHAHHAHAHAH!
moribund112's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 21:14
moribund112
I rolf'ed.
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 21:28
Stevil
I'm not a fan of Cammie since I know behind that dumb soccer mom facade is one ruthless, sociopathic, businesswoman.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 21:37
Monodi
@moribund112

Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 21:48
Chris Carter
Worst news I've heard all year.

ALL: YEAR
Zero_armada's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 21:50
Zero_armada
...I guess that's supposed to be her on the cover? Long hair, but it matches...
JTHomeslice's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 22:11
JTHomeslice
Love it.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 22:12
Niero
This is the best thing that's ever happened ever
Sonic9jct's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 22:17
Sonic9jct
Anyone remember how there was punching in Cool Borders? I think we all know what game needs it now more than ever...
zombielifecoach's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 22:22
zombielifecoach
She's got a 12 dollar ass, and a 10 cent face!
JQM78's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 22:29
JQM78
@stevil....I'm not a fan of Cammie since I know behind that dumb soccer mom facade is one ruthless, sociopathic, businesswoman.

You took the words right outta my mouth man....
treythalomew's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 22:39
treythalomew
Yeah she definitely didn't get to her position by being a silly soccer mom as Stevil said. I still watch that entire press conference if I need to remember what the Wii is all about.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 23:37
Xzyliac
@stevil
Word. Wonder if she's spent much time in Alaska...
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 23:37
Sam Spectre
HAHAHA
What a twat.
El Mabo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 23:54
El Mabo
I know a couples of guys on the project! I'll ask around, maybe we can make it happen!
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2009 23:57
ace of knaves
The prospect of sending Cammie off an icy cliff might make me actually want to play this game.
Moofey's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2009 02:13
Moofey
To quote cammie: "All riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!"

This made sure that I NEVER get the Wii version of this.
FunkzillaBOT's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2009 03:37
FunkzillaBOT
Why? I would figure that you'd want someone who could ACTUALLY play video games. I mean, really? Did you see her trying to play a mario game? That was the SADDEST thing I've ever saw. An Nintendo employee that can't play Nintendo games.

Sit down honey, you're going to hurt yourself.
grasslunatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2009 06:04
grasslunatic
This is amazing.
kevinski's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2009 06:13
kevinski
Is it possible to kill your character in the game? Because, I mean, this may not be such a bad thing if you can...
nobull6's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2009 13:00
nobull6
This Photoshop was created over at Joystiq. Game must have stolen it from there. Think Game knew what they were doing or did they not notice the with Cammie part?
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