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Buyer beware: Sonic the Hedgehog for the 360 is sh*t photo

Now, I hate to judge a game based on the first 10 minutes or so of play, but I feel compelled to throw this warning out to potential Xbox 360 Sonic the Hedgehog buyers -- TRY BEFORE YOU BUY! Maybe I haven't played a Sonic game in a while, but since when did the series turn into a poor man's RPG? Before actually getting into what you could call "gameplay," I was forced to suffer some Final Fantasy-like CGI about a princess and Dr. Eggman. I thought Sonic was about going fast and collecting rings, not potential beastiality situations.

So, after 5 minutes of pure CGI hell, I was then thrown into the town and now I'm being forced to walk around and talk to people ... wtf? I just want to go fast and do sh*t. If I wanted to play an RPG, well damn, I'd go and play one. I won't even get into the constant loading screens for every single situation, and I mean every single situation -- want to talk to someone, bam, loading. If this continues for the next 10 minutes, I'm gonna just abandon this game forever. What gives Sega, seriously? Did you just throw in the towel on this one?

Oh, and the camera, absolute crap. How games are still made today that have broken camera systems is beyond me. 


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electroplankton's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2006 15:30
electroplankton
I played it at E3 and kept falling off planks I was supposed to walk over. I thought for a minute, MAYBE I SUCK, but looked around and noticed everyone else having the same problem. It's that sh*tty laggy camera that doesn't let you see where you're going.

On the other hand, I played Sonic on Wii and pretty much loved it. :)

Back on to the first hand, ROBERT - when you move to S.F., can I come over and play!
indirect's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2006 15:32
indirect
I couldn't believe it when I saw the screens earlier this year. Who's idea was it to render cartoon like characters alongside photo realistic people. That's just dumb. I also played the demo a month ago and was also dumbfounded. What a poop dongle.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2006 15:34
Jordan Devore
I had serious trouble with the demo -- I died every 10 seconds from falling into the water.
tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2006 15:51
tehuberone
SECRET RINGS FTW. eh.
Civnerd's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2006 15:51
Civnerd
I don't think they've ever did a great 3d rendition of sonic.... the game just screems 2d side platforming with speed.... I still don't see whye they don't just stick to it.... even nights was a pseudo 2d/3d game that still was a blast to play, why don't they use some concepts from nights and implement it in Sonic???
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2006 15:51
Kif
Sega should take a note from Ninty and "remake" Sonic 1-S&K into one super-long extra good looking game. Then shove in some extra levels, get rid of all the gay characters no one cares about, turn Dr Eggman back into Robotnik and put it on a DVD.
Chris Taran's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2006 15:52
Chris Taran
@indirect

"Who's idea was it to render cartoon like characters alongside photo realistic people."

Hey, it worked for Kingdom Hearts!
relik's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2006 15:56
relik
The demo of this was an absolute disgrace, so I didn't have much hope for the full game. Sonic adventure 1 and 2 on the DC weren't the greatest games, but they had a lot more going for them than the Sonic dirge that Sega have pumped out since.... Aside from Sonic Rush on the DS that is.

Gregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2006 15:56
Gregor
Are you gonna put a first ten up?
tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2006 15:57
tehuberone
@Kif

Have you played any of the GBA sonics?
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2006 16:10
Snaileb
@ everybody

I poop too much.
wintermute's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2006 16:20
wintermute
I had similar feelings about the demo on the 360.

The amount of gameplay I could actaully endure was minimal, as others have said its really easy to fall off. I dont know why they stuck you up there on that broekn bridge, how is it more fun than racing about where you cant fall off.

Also I hated the slingshot type things, which seem to have essential replaced what I referred to as 'revving' when I was a kid (hold down and jump). They would send you speeding forwards, but the camera would swing round just as you were about to regain control.

The result being you would watch to see where you'd end up and upon regaining control your thumb moved the joystick instincively. Only hthe camera had swapped about and sao the movement was essentially inverted and you'd go tumbling off the edge.

Also the auto-lock on, hit use to attack, system really wasn't very good. It was either way too easy, requiring no skill other than to hit the button without needing you to aim, orientate your character or even look at the screen. Or else hitting attack would in -fact, once again send you flying over the edge.

I didn't get to any lame RPG elements, the fundemental gameplay itself was torturous enough.

Some games don't need re-inventing, which I think NSMB proves. What sega need to do is go ahead and move the home console Sonics back to side-scrolling, and hire themselves some good level designers.

Apologies for the rant.
lawl's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2006 17:52
lawl
Oh my god Summa. You're totally fucking right. I just got it from Gamefly. WORST FUCKING GAME EVER. It's seriously unplayable. Fuck Sega, they turned to complete shit.
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2006 17:54
World Famous
Even when I did get to more Sonic type gameplay, it was virtually impossible. Then they made me play as fucking TAILS!?!?!? What the fuck shit is that. Fuck you Sega.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2006 18:06
Holyetheline
I played Sonic 2 on the Genesis today-- totally brilliant game. I thought games were supposed to get better over time... now Sonic has turned into this crap game nobody wants to touch.
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2006 18:37
Nick Chester
This shouldn't be a surprise to anyone who has played a 3D Sonic game in the past, oh, ten or so years. To anyone playing this game: good luck not falling off of shit and actually being able to move in the direction you intended.
Ballistic90's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2006 19:38
Ballistic90
The worst thing is, when I see the commercials the graphics scream 'XBOX!!!'. I could see this game easily being done on the Wii. What's the point of making a game for a 'next-gen console' if you don't take advantage of it?
HighVoltage's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2006 22:34
HighVoltage
While reading the post all I could think of was "I WANNA GO FAST!!! I WANNA GO FAST!!!"

Awesome movie.
Stetsonblade's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2006 00:30
Stetsonblade
Yeah I never understood why Robotnik became so called Dr. Eggman. He's freaking ROBOTNIK and I want to jump on those silver little things and watched squirels and rabbits run everywhere!
Putthebottledown's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2006 01:41
Putthebottledown
Yes the demo did suck.. just let me stick with running in one direction and collecting coins and animals and sh*t like that..

Oh and the other stink burger that you can download the demo for... Superman Returns.. what a rotting piece of garbage...
TheBrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2006 02:40
TheBrain
This is disappointing, it seems like they took my least favorite parts of the Sonic Adventure games and focused on them. Stupid talking to townsfolk and playing as characters other than Sonic. Lame lame lame.

In other news, Sonic Rush for the DS is only 20 bucks, get that one.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2006 09:51
Mxyzptlk
OMG this is just another example of Sega hater Summa bashing Sonic without justification!11!!!! :P

Seriously, the Sonic Adventure games have never really worked. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for the Wii version, but I agree Sonic Rush for DS is a great way to get an old-school fix in the meantime.
Iceciro's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2006 11:05
Iceciro
Secret rings has that SONIC GO FAST mentality in a lot of the movies, what I'm not interested in are the movies where sonic is on the edge of some cliff moving slow to avoid traps and shit.
Sonic should be hauling ass around that cliff and everywhere else too.
tim's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2006 19:00
tim
Sonic Rush for DS is pretty good. It's definitely the best Sonic game in a long time.
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