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Buy the Super Meat Boy Tiger Handheld Game, support irony photo

Man rants about the App Store, complaining that iPhone versions of games like Street Fighter IV are just soulless brand-whoring like the old Tiger LCD games we played as kids.

Company takes offense at Man's rant, removes his ridiculously expensive game (so priced to prove the inanity of the App Store and its users) from its application service.

Man retaliates by making a Tiger LCD version of the game he is currently working on, and releasing it on the same App Store that spurned him.

Irony collapses into irony. The snake eats its own tail. Super Meat Boy becomes one with the universe.

The Super Meat Boy Tiger handheld app is pretty awful gameplay-wise, but that's kind of the point; for only 99 cents, you, too, can own the most mechanically uninteresting, comically inspired game on the entire App Store. At the very minimum, buying the app will still support Super Meat Boy's production.

Hit the jump for Team Meat's official press release.

Hey,

Remember way back in the day when you loved a game so much that you
would buy ANYTHING that had to do with it? Remember Easter, when you
had to go to your Great Aunts house to celebrate with the family, and
you knew you would be bored in the car and the only thing you could
bring was a crappy handheld version of some game you loved (for me it
was Megaman 2) and you had no choice but to play it in the car and at
her house because she was born in like the 1890's and didn't even have
a VCR? Those were great days...and now, we at Team Meat, are giving
you the ability to do that ALL OVER AGAIN ON YOUR IPHONE, IPOD AND
EXPENSIVE GIANT IPOD (IPAD).

Super Meat Boy Handheld is all the branding of Super Meat Boy, without
the actual gameplay or art from Super Meat Boy...and all for ONLY A
DOLLAR. Enjoy two distinct game modes. In Game A, you have to race and
wall jump past saws to save your lady love Bandage Girl!!! In Game B,
you have to race past falling needles to save your lady love, Bandage
Girl!!! Super Meat Boy Handheld also features a mute button, and a
button that when pressed shows you a high score (not your high score,
just the highest score you can get).

Super Meat Boy Handheld is available on the iTunes AppStore for only
$0.99 (THAT'S NOT NINETY NINE DOLLARS YOU SILLY PEOPLE). Pick it up
today, brag to your friends, and support Super Meat Boy!!

Love,

Team Meat

Official images here: www.supermeatboy.com








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janoDX's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2010 13:07
janoDX
99 cents = epic win...
Dv8thwonder's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2010 13:11
Dv8thwonder
Fight the power!
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2010 13:13
Monodi
I actually liked the Tiger handhelds as cheap, noisy and whored they were.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2010 13:19
MrSadistic
What kind of douche bag hates the handheld Tiger Electronic games? They were pretty much a staple for people who grew up in the 90s.
ChickenNow's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2010 13:21
ChickenNow
This guy needs to be less salty.
Kyle MacGregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2010 13:23
Kyle MacGregor
I absolutely love this. If I had an iPhone I think I would support this just for the lulz.
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2010 13:25
Gyrael
What a silly man.
Matthew Blake's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2010 13:26
Matthew Blake
Man, this is hilarious.
catsithx's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2010 13:28
catsithx
I still have most of my hand held games still I might play contra today :D
pezking6983's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2010 13:37
pezking6983
The 2nd link doesn't work, Rev. Too many http's.
Electrium's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2010 13:53
Electrium
I hope people get the joke, because it's a hilarious one.
anchorman84's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2010 14:00
anchorman84
hahahahaha!
Phoenix Gamma's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2010 14:02
Phoenix Gamma
"support irony"
Meh. I quiet like how SF4 turned out.
DJP3DRO's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2010 14:04
DJP3DRO
What a pretentious cock. Why should I support the inane antics of somebody who's already admitted to doing this out of spite just because he hates Apple?

This guy can go fuck himself. If he doesn't like App Store versions of games, he can just not buy them. I don't like them either, but you don't see me bitching about them. I just don't give them my money. Just like I'm not giving him my money because he's doing this to carry out some kind of fanboyish vendetta.
taiki's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2010 14:25
taiki
so wait, the story here is that man decides to start repeatedly fucking with the price of an iPhone app, because of said price fuckery, man decides to strike back with a fixed price app.

wtf
CapnCrunk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2010 14:41
CapnCrunk
I had Sonic 2 and Kings of the Beach, I played those constantly until I got a Game Boy...
xaq404's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2010 16:11
xaq404
I am the proud owner of this app.
TheStripe's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2010 16:46
TheStripe
Wow, I was going to buy SMB. I even donated to Edmund's gall bladder fund, but this is ridiculous. Incendiary, condescending, rude. It makes me think this half of the design team is interested in making points rather than games.
Banned's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2010 17:00
Banned
I actually wanted this game to be released for the iPhone.
jazzpanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2010 17:29
jazzpanda
this is mega fucking awesome, i read the articles, i laughed, i loved.
mackie junior's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2010 18:15
mackie junior
I can't believe so many people hate this guy. He's fucking hilarious.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2010 18:17
Mr Andy Dixon
Kind of funny. Kind of a cock.
LsTr Of SmG's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2010 23:19
LsTr Of SmG
Meh, I found it pretty amusing and he has a point. Why not do this? Apple pulled his original app for him voicing a valid opinion, I think he's perfectly entitled to a little tongue-in-cheek dig back at them.

Especially when it's as amusingly referential as this.

Yes, he's being a cock but a fantastic one. Besides isn't that the Dtoid slogan? ;-)
azr's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2010 04:00
azr
The Apple fanboys are not hard to spot.
Opa-Opa's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2010 04:14
Opa-Opa
I really hope that when you press the screen it will force the game to show all possible sprites and numbers.
SomethingGerman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2010 06:23
SomethingGerman
Quick, somebody play Tschaikowsky for him.
Ubersuntzu's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2010 15:58
Ubersuntzu
This sounds so awesome. I don't hate on all Tiger handhelds (I mean they were basically just an evolution of Nintendo's Game & Watch series), but that doesn't make the joke less funny.
StMcDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2010 17:18
StMcDuck
I didn't really care about Super Meat Boy until now. I downloaded the app because the whole situation made me laugh. Now I might download the actual game when it comes out.
Irony as a game-selling tactic works wonders.
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