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PICTURED ABOVE: Rev Anthony's "The Princess is a Cockteasing Bitch"

The definitive sexually frustrated Super Mario Brothers gamer shirt.  If you don't understand why the princess is a cockteasing bitch, please refer to Sympathy for the Bowser.

Grab it today from SplitReason for $14.95 or get the free wallpaper. Both were created by a Dtoid community member.  100% of the profits will be split between him and Rev Anthony, because they rule. Also available in the Dtoid store... 

Destructoid @ SplitReason - Stickers, beanies, and our Dtoid logo shirts

 

We fought to keep everything relatively cheap and printed on high quality material -- nearly everything is made with delicious American Apparrel 100% cotton and are impervious to suspicious translucent stains after a good wash.

FREE Dtoid sticker with every order!  

In all seriousness, we also wanted to create an opportunity for designers to make cool Destructoid stuff and get paid for their work, so that's exactly what we've done.  Proceeds from the sales go directly to cocks you probably already know: Hushgush, Ron Workman, Marques, UrbanRetro, and yours truly. Destructoid also refuses to support a starving model's coffee/lettuce/cocaine habits, so send us your action shots (outdoor preferred) and we'll add them in a gallery to this story.

We hope to introduce a new design each month, so keep those ideas coming.  Send concepts to niero@destructoid.com  Feedback?  Suggestions?  O RLY?  Let us know!

SEND US YOUR ACTION SHOTS! 

As long as we can't see your genitals we'll add you to the gallery below:

 


 

 


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emotoaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 19:19
emotoaster
Damn THEY ALL LOOK GOOD....

I'm really digging the STFUJPG shirt and the crossbones one.
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 19:24
LostCrichton
I just spent $60 and didn't think twice...Thanks for the early birthday gift guys!
slee's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 19:30
slee
Nice Job guys!! I likes em!!!! Hey you should consider letting the fans submit t shirt designs for you and which ever one or ones you like gets free stuff!;) Just an idea!;)
Myrmidon16's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 19:41
Myrmidon16
not only are these sites awesome on their own, but they have Dtoid apparel also. awesomeness.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 19:43
BlindsideDork
if they had the colored logo one in shirt...I'd buy it!
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 19:49
SLiFE
STFUAJPG?

Be still, my beating heart.
Altair78's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 20:03
Altair78
Good looking threads, I must say. If I didn't just buy the Gholes Gone Wild shirt from a different site, I would sooo buy me the "Don't hate the player" shirt.
Suff0cat's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 20:12
Suff0cat
Just ordered the gun one, the DToid logo one, and the crossbones one.

And I totally 2nd day aired the crossbones one so I can pimp it at whitetrash-fest...er Ozzfest this Saturday.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 20:36
Sharpless
Very nice. You're not going to get in trouble for the Pheonix [sic] Wright-imitating of the STFU shirt, are you?

Thanks for not raping our wallets too badly, by the way. These shirts are relatively cheap.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 21:03
GuitarAtomik
@sharpless

I doubt it. I'm pretty sure that's far enough into the parody territory to not have to worry about it.
Knives's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 21:12
Knives
Nice!
Brandon Undead's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 21:20
Brandon Undead
WILL HAVE GUN SHIRT!


after payday.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 21:21
Sharpless
Just making sure. Copyright laws can be a bitch. Never sure what's acceptable and what isn't, these days.
RestingSound's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 21:42
RestingSound
I made this up myself on spreadshirt but it was itchy as hell so it hasn't got the usage it deserves. You should remake it with some high quality threads, just don't tell Jim Sterling.

UNDERSTAR's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 22:13
UNDERSTAR
ME GO CRZY FOR STICKERS!!! Im definetly down for a Dextructoid shirt too. My life is complete for now! =)
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 22:18
Joe Burling
Dtoid Pirate and Vintage Brown are ordered and on their way. =)
Azereki's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 22:40
Azereki
Raptor Jesus has answered my prayers.
kamu's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 22:41
kamu
GRRR... Nerdy Shirts have THE most expensive international shipping I have come across on the whole interweb. $26 US shipping (this is their cheapest international postage option) for a freakin cloth Zelda belt to be sent to Australia?!?!?! WTF! Wigga please! I emailed them asking if it was some kind of mistake a while ago and they replied saying that's how much it costs and that way the order is trackable etc... maybe they should charge a couple grand for postage and send someone by jet to deliver it personally!!!! Come on DTOID... pick a distributor who isn't going to rape the wallets of your international minions.
kamu's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 22:41
kamu
GRRR... Nerdy Shirts have THE most expensive international shipping I have come across on the whole interweb. $26 US shipping (this is their cheapest international postage option) for a freakin cloth Zelda belt to be sent to Australia?!?!?! WTF! Wigga please! I emailed them asking if it was some kind of mistake a while ago and they replied saying that's how much it costs and that way the order is trackable etc... maybe they should charge a couple grand for postage and send someone by jet to deliver it personally!!!! Come on DTOID... pick a distributor who isn't going to rape the wallets of your international minions.
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 22:44
-D-
I ordered some swag because the lifestyle of an international robot playboy needs to be maintained
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 22:48
BlindsideDork
Who wants to be my favoritest person and buy me the zapper shirt?

Peez? I will do a clog tomorrow about how GREAT you are :D
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 23:08
Detry
I GAVE YOU MY MONIEZ

:D
Farktoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2007 23:59
Farktoid
Okay guys, I bought your STFUAJPG shirt. HAPPY NOW?

You do know splitreason is in BC Canada, right? If those silly canucks spill their poutine or their butter tarts on my shirt they're gonna be hell to pay, eh?
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 01:20
Detry
And for the love of Jeebus get some spaghetti strap Also Cocks t-shirts available.

You know, for the ladies.
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 02:45
Detry
EXS:





Banj's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 03:16
Banj
I'm keeping the British end up by ordering the vintage shirt.

...although it said 'Please allow one million years for delivery'

p.s. t-shirts are CHEAP from the colonials.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 05:05
atheistium
True Banj, True!
Virtualgirl's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 07:37
Virtualgirl
I cry now too...the measuring list says that the mens small is bigger than the womens extra large??? is that true???? I WANT ONE!!! Anyone already have a shirt from the staff that can vouch on the size???
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 12:44
Sharpless
Electro, man, I hear you. I'm a brokeass ho', myself. One day I shall own a D-toid shirt, though.
KyleGamgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 15:30
KyleGamgee
I will reiterate the need for camisoles(sp?) and thongs and such for the Dtoid ladies. Think of the Pictures Thread!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2007 18:04
Samit Sarkar
I will totally buy the STFUAJPG and vintage DTOID logo shirts

...as soon as I get my paycheck next Friday.
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/19/2007 08:49
BigPopaGamer
Just ordered the vintage shirt, plan on ordering the STFUAJPG soon. And probably the beanie too.
PwnDaddy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/19/2007 11:51
PwnDaddy
I'm gonna get the vintage shirt....but the proceeds need to go in making another Also, cocks t-shirt ( I missed the boat for getting one by like 10 minutes last time. It pains me). Hell, I'll design one for ya. There you go, most the work done already!
Suff0cat's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/20/2007 23:17
Suff0cat
I got my Crossbones shirt from NerdyShirts today, but no DToid stickers :(
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2007 04:05
Mxyzptlk
I want everything. But first I want some money so I can afford everything.
Alaphic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2007 04:23
Alaphic
I don't think I've ever been awaiting pay day so anxiously before. The beanie is a massive win, and I'm prolly gonna have to invest in all of the shirts at some point or another.

Dtoid bumper stickers or vinyl? I'd like to show my car some Also, Cocks love as well. I know you can do it, so don't act like you can't.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 17:21
Niero
Rumor: Different Also Cocks shirt coming next month?!!
mid3vol's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2007 09:32
mid3vol
noodle strap also cocks shirts would be great. i still think we need detoid green hoodies and more of tiff's robot plushes <33
arcadias's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2007 11:49
arcadias
Get paid at midnight, will be straight on to buy some of these.

Any chance of getting the Rampage shirt back? That design was awesome and I missed it the first time around.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2007 16:30
Niero
Yup! Rampage shirt coming up soon, we're going to reissue some of last year's shirts in different colors.
arcadias's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2007 17:00
arcadias
Awesomes!
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 09:20
AngelsDontBurn
Niceee!
I'm debating to make a dtoid hoodie before PAX.
dorock's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2007 14:06
dorock
omg more tight t-shirts to wear out clubbing! SQUEEE!
mid3vol's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2007 11:08
mid3vol
PLEASE can i get a higher resolution also cocks picture. i want it made before pax so i want to see about getting the image in a couple days. i have a smaller pic but they said that wouldn't work. BOO. anyways, anyone that can help i'll give you a free lapdance. by a stripper that is.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2007 11:37
Niero
lol we have an also cocks bootlegger! just find me at PAX and I'll give you one, dude ;)
Otsegowupiwupi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2007 14:35
Otsegowupiwupi
where are the birth control pills? me and my gf would like to by some
trydizon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2007 20:31
trydizon
i finally got my crossbones shirt, but no sticker.
SADFACE

niero, hook it up!...yo.
Lowtax's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2007 16:46
Lowtax
WHERE IS THE DESTRUCTOID HELMET AT, I NEED TO REPRESENT IN THE M-TOWN :[
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2007 20:27
Niero
Sorry the stickers werent shipping with the first batch of NerdyShirts orders, there was a factory problem with that. Please email at niero [at] destructoid.com if you didn't receive it later in the mail and I'll get it fixed. Thanks!!!
Lowtax's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/17/2007 13:40
Lowtax
WHERE IS MY HELMET? I WANT TO REPRESENT THE DTOID IN THE MTOWN WITH MY DIZAWGS IN THE STREET CORNER PLAYIN A BRICK GAMEBOY WITH AN ADDIDAS JUMPSUIT A CASE OF PABST BLUE RIBBON A BOOM BOX AND A DTOID HELMET ._.


Memphis, TN. Work harder nigga.
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