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4:38 PM on 07.17.2007, Niero

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PICTURED ABOVE: Rev Anthony's "The Princess is a Cockteasing Bitch"

The definitive sexually frustrated Super Mario Brothers gamer shirt. If you don't understand why the princess is a cockteasing bitch, please refer to Sympathy for the Bowser.

Grab it today from SplitReason for $14.95 or get the free wallpaper. Both were created by a Dtoid community member. 100% of the profits will be split between him and Rev Anthony, because they rule. Also available in the Dtoid store...

Destructoid @ SplitReason - Stickers, beanies, and our Dtoid logo shirts

We fought to keep everything relatively cheap and printed on high quality material -- nearly everything is made with delicious American Apparrel 100% cotton and are impervious to suspicious translucent stains after a good wash.

In all seriousness, we also wanted to create an opportunity for designers to make cool Destructoid stuff and get paid for their work, so that's exactly what we've done. Proceeds from the sales go directly to cocks you probably already know: Hushgush, Ron Workman, Marques, UrbanRetro, and yours truly. Destructoid also refuses to support a starving model's coffee/lettuce/cocaine habits, so send us your action shots (outdoor preferred) and we'll add them in a gallery to this story.

We hope to introduce a new design each month, so keep those ideas coming. Send concepts to niero@destructoid.com Feedback? Suggestions? O RLY? Let us know!

As long as we can't see your genitals we'll add you to the gallery below:

LAUNCH GALLERY (21 IMAGES)

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mrdurden4

i am only buying a shirt because dtoid is a bad ass playboy.

i would love to advertise for you!

Pangloss

This is win. I am so getting a beanie.

Pangloss

Also, I can't seem to find Destructoid-brand condoms on either of these sites. What gives?

BluDesign

slick.

I'm ordering one tonight.

Sheir

This is awesome. Too awesome.

mad cow

Me likey the DTOID Guns t-shirt.

BluDesign

bonus points for supporting fat people sizes.

Justice

Yeah that gun tshirt design is SW33T!

Gemsi

Right time to go rob a post office so I can buy me some shirts

tehuberone

Yum.

Ambulance-Y

pay cell phone bill or dToid shirt?!?!?!?! YARG!!! I HATE THESE HARD DECISIONS!!!!111ONEone

Corncobtacular

Does that mean Dtoid is finally going to update that "Shop" button at the top of the screen?

Sheir

Just bought the Gun shirt.

ekoala2002

I have been waiting to get some Dtoid shirts!!!

DJDuffy

ooh lala! must buy everything....oh and for the last time, it's a toque not a beanie!

AngelsDontBurn

I totally just bought one of everything on the SplitReason site. Hahaha.

jerrt

i totally came to this post looking for robot head shaped birth control pills. just for grins. i didn't even see 'also cocks' branded condoms. *sad*

when the money situation isn't so tight [due to a quickly approaching vacations] i'll pick me up a shirt. i like you guys and i like shirts. [:

Niero

Thanks so much, I'm always nervous about doing this kind of stuff so I'm glad you like!

Sheir

This is gonna look sick under my new blazer.

AngelsDontBurn

Niero you're very welcome! I was waiting for this moment! Hahaha. The stuff definitely looks awesome!

My only wish now is a Dtoid hoodie and a cap. :D

Topher Cantler

I'm saving up for the birth control pills.

Jim Sterling

I love the guns one. As soon as I have moar cash in the bank, I'll drop some dubloons.

thisissami

sorry... one question that i've always been meaning to ask...

what exactly does STFUAJPG stand for? i've always assumed it was Shut The Fuck Up You Japanese Role Playing Game, but when closely inspected that obviously doesn't fit...

Topher Cantler

I wish I had something funny to say like Ron, but in all honesty, I'm using the money to buy a cat laser.

PEOW PEOW PEOW

Ambulance-Y

@ jim, don't you get an employee discount??

Justin Villasenor

@thisissami

It stands for Shut The Fuck Up And Just Play Games.

ScarCeLLe13

they should make the stickers in bulk packs or like a roll cause the stickers are kinda small

im definitely gonna buy the vintage t shirt tho

Suff0cat

Are these new shirts awesomely soft like the Also Cocks shirt?

Roryzilla

ill see if i can send in a design! I LOVE YOU DTOID.

thisissami

OH!!!! Thank you TheGoldenDonut!! you have enlightened me!!

GuitarAtomik

Marques = Me = STFUAJPG shirt

Internet Famous!!!

Justice

The last two points about the beanie state:

# Tight knit, stretches nicely. Approximately 8.5 inches long.
# One-size-fits-all

Is this some kinda of secksual ninnutendo?

Topher Cantler

@GuitarAtomik- Awesome shirt, dude!

BahamutZero

thongs niero, thongs. thong th thong thong thong.

king3vbo

SHWING!

Time to empty the old wallet

Suff0cat

Softer than Also Cocks? I don't know if my torso is prepared for such a thing.

Only one way to find out.
*orders the gun shirt*

Wedge

OH MY GOD. I was just thinking about buying a Dtoid shirt to wear at PAX. I hadn't even realized they weren't being readily sold. Until now =O

cbebop007

Ooo I want!

Oni

Please please please tell me you're bringing back the Also, Cocks shirt. I want one so bad!

Also, as soon as I get some money from my new job, I am totally buying that faux distressed one. That's fucking slick!

Paddylicious

stfuajpg shirt for me. just ordered one, and if it's even half the quality of that also cocks t-shirt i bought a while ago i will be very pleased :3

zombie_wannabe

i finally got a compliment from someone on the street for my also cocks shirts. Made my day.

I will definitely pick up atleast some stickers and plaster them all over town.

DJDuffy

uhh...girl sizes? DO WANT! *cries* where's the love?!

Niero

The also cocks shirts were American Apparrel just like these, I think you're gonna like. We could have made cheaper itchy polyester shirts but who the fuck wants to wear that? I only buy shirts that still feel good after not showering for days

GrayFox

Very, very nice. I especially like the Guns one.

ConsFEARacy

YES YES YES!!!!

Demios

Ordered from both sites...Shipping cost more than the shirts combined...Totally worth it.

Nick Chester

These designs are truly amazing. I do not get shirts for free, so I will be ordering at least one. :D

GrayFox

The 'Guns' t-shirt was just too nice to pass up, had to get it.

ChrisFurniss

oh my crap. that guns shirt is KICK ASS

Faith

yeah where are the girl sizes?

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