PICTURED ABOVE: Rev Anthony's "The Princess is a Cockteasing Bitch"
The definitive sexually frustrated Super Mario Brothers gamer shirt. If you don't understand why the princess is a cockteasing bitch, please refer to Sympathy for the Bowser.
Grab it today from SplitReason for $14.95 or get the free wallpaper. Both were created by a Dtoid community member. 100% of the profits will be split between him and Rev Anthony, because they rule. Also available in the Dtoid store...
Destructoid @ SplitReason - Stickers, beanies, and our Dtoid logo shirts
We fought to keep everything relatively cheap and printed on high quality material -- nearly everything is made with delicious American Apparrel 100% cotton and are impervious to suspicious translucent stains after a good wash.
In all seriousness, we also wanted to create an opportunity for designers to make cool Destructoid stuff and get paid for their work, so that's exactly what we've done. Proceeds from the sales go directly to cocks you probably already know: Hushgush, Ron Workman, Marques, UrbanRetro, and yours truly. Destructoid also refuses to support a starving model's coffee/lettuce/cocaine habits, so send us your action shots (outdoor preferred) and we'll add them in a gallery to this story.
We hope to introduce a new design each month, so keep those ideas coming. Send concepts to [email protected] Feedback? Suggestions? O RLY? Let us know!
As long as we can't see your genitals we'll add you to the gallery below:
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