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Buy Madden at Wal-Mart, get free deodorant photo

What better way is there to spend a slow news Friday than to bring you fun and quirky stories from the world of videogame lore? Case in point: our video director R3y headed out to Wal-Mart last night at midnight to pick up his copy of Madden NFL 10. When he got to the register, he was informed that his purchase also came with one of three free items: Gillette shaving cream or deodorant (or deo-bro-dorant, as Topher calls it) or little Xbox 360 stickers that you stick under your eyes that replace those black smears you see real pros sporting. How manly!

R3y figured there was nothing better than improving your personal scent while on the go, so he went for the travel deodorant. We had a laugh about it when he arrived at work today. You guys ever get any weird of interesting promo items like this for buying a game?








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Andrew Kauz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 13:03
Andrew Kauz
A post about Madden without the FOOTBALL header image? It's like I don't even know who I am anymore.
phantomile's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 13:06
phantomile
Aw he should've gotten the stickers.

But seriously, that is the dumbest promotion ever.

Oh, no, wait. Gamestop bundling a rubber ducky with a Wii was.
But this is close.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 13:06
Tubatic
I recently cancelled my Madden pre-order (kind pending the Destructoid review, and other stuff)

... but a man always needs deodorant. Hmmm....
Isay Isay's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 13:07
Isay Isay
Shouldn't it be De-Bro-derant?
Bulkmailer's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 13:08
Bulkmailer
Did R3y somehow get 8 years younger?
Mockingbird's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 13:13
Mockingbird
Yes, but then I would have to go to Walmart...
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 13:15
ArrestedDeveloper
They should give away deoderant with any con ticket.
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 13:15
Xhumation
Not a bad idea. I mean you always need deodorant after all.
GameraTheGreat's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 13:16
GameraTheGreat
It should be free KY since they shaft their fans year in and year out….
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 13:19
Zombutler
ZING
Nathaniel607's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 13:44
Nathaniel607
I'd just spam if I was talking about why I hate the game, lol.

But about the promotion... that is a weird-ass promotion... I think it all goes back to that "Macho Complex" that Topher (at least, I think it was Topher (at least, I think someone was talking about it...)) was talking about.

"OH, LOOK AT YOU WITH YOUR LITTLE NON FPS/SPORTS GAME!!! YOUR GAY, LOOK AT MY MANLY DEOSERANT!!"

Yeah. About that.
FatherChesz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 13:45
FatherChesz
No! With this genius promotion I'll never get that free copy of Wolfenstein!
Shadowiii's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 13:51
Shadowiii
We all know playing Maddon can be stressful and cause sweating verses playing, you know, real football.
welkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 13:53
welkstar
I've received a trial-sized Axe spray when I bought something at Gamestop before.
silentdawn7's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 14:15
silentdawn7
What a revelation. Just think of the possibilities. Buy a wii geta free screen protector for your TV, Buy xbox live gold account get a free pair of hearing aids and a book of proper English speaking, and with WOW it could come with a chair and a rope :D ...... D:
mrplow8's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 14:25
mrplow8
I'm not a fan of Madden, but I have been wanting to pay $60 for deodorant.
bobyoko's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 15:10
bobyoko
hey, grate! two things i hate have come together with an idea that sucks. both walmart, and ea should be stoned to death.
BlackFreefall's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 15:47
BlackFreefall
The things they do to get people buy the game...
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 16:28
HiddenAHB
Is Madden 10 that HOT?
...
I don't think so.
thenooby1's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 16:51
thenooby1
I know a lot of gamers that could go for a free deodorant. I approve of this.
apesapoppin's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 17:49
apesapoppin
The far "gaming wall" at Comicon09 smelled BAD. They should give deodorant out with every purchase at gamestop.

It wasn't a game promo but, my brother's friend worked at the movie theater and got us in to see There's Something About Marry. After he took our tickets at the little booth he pulled two packets out of the drawer and threw them at us saying, "have fun with those." Because we were about to see the movie, i didn't see anything odd about Something About Marry hair-gel packets, but afterward i realized how wrong it was that they said "hand made by the Farrelly brothers."
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 18:28
Artemus
Ha ha!
Yeah, why does R3y look hella younger there?!
waronmars's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 19:30
waronmars
Just because they give it out doesn't mean people will use it. Stinky gamers will not be tamed!
MSUHitman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 01:41
MSUHitman
If you played in the Madden tournament many stores had, you could get the full Gilette/360 swag set.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/30753951@N04/3819854584/
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