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Burrito Galaxy combines two of my favorite things

3:00 PM on 01.03.2014 // Darren Nakamura
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Burritos and galaxies

In case you haven't yet had a WTF moment today, allow yourself to indulge in the video above. That is Burrito Galaxy 64: Mega-Tortilla Bean Saga 30X6 - Planetoid SAL-5A XIV Director's Cut: Extreme Edition, or perhaps just Burrito Galaxy for short. This was posted on Steam Greenlight shortly before the new year. If this is an indication of what 2014 has in store, then we're all in for a weird, psychedelic ride.

In an adventure that takes "hand drawn art" literally, players take on the role of Guac, the first female Bean Commander. She wields burritos, taquitos, churros, and other Mexican food items as weapons. Also, pirates stole her bean core. Also, her hands look like sporks. Also, what?




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