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Burlesque goes nerdy at Los Angeles' Bordello club photo

Ok, picture this: an evening of entertainment provided by hot girls dressed like video game characters who then proceed to take off their clothes for an audience? Uh ... what I've just described is the wet dream of the majority of male gamers on the planet (and some female ones, ahem). Believe it or not, it went down this past weekend in Los Angeles. On May 9th at the Bordello bar, ladies dressed as Princess Peach, Samus Aran, Princess Zelda and Link, Chun Li and Rayne (from Bloodrayne) put on a grand show in the tradition of a good old fashioned striptease.

Feel like you missed out? Well, you can check out our favorite pics in the gallery, the full slideshow over at LA Weekly, or best of all, you can see the show happen again during E3. Devil's Playground will put on their encore performance the evening of June 3rd, which just might be worth taking a break from furiously pounding out stories to attend. Although, attending may mean I see a few other people pounding something, if you get my drift.


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eggz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2009 03:05
eggz
@doomsday
bad girl and peach are pretty much the same person
kittwalker's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2009 07:16
kittwalker
I can only take solace from the fact that this was likely to be "American Burlesque" rather than actual proper "British Burly", with a fine dose of humour.

Not that that really matters when Peach is doing a strip in front of you, but I've got to cling tenaciously to some glimmer here...else I'll just cry :(
Faith's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2009 07:17
Faith
I knew one feature dancer that did a Tomb Raider set when the movie came out, but other than that never saw a videogame themed set in a stripclub.

Even myself as a stripper really only got away with dancing to music from videogames like the song from Halo 2, a techno version of Zelda theme, couple songs from FFX-2 and songs used in videogame commericals. Wanted to use Mortal Kombat song from movie but it was too fast and heavy by management's standards in the club I was at.

Costumes from games tend to go over the regular guys' head unless you can just find a sexy looking stripper like costume in a game that will be known to gamers as well. Then you can get away with it. I almost made a Dead or Alive costume once but I didn't finish it before I quit the biz.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2009 10:22
PappaDukes
Oh LAWD Samus is delicious!
ErigBurger's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2009 10:55
ErigBurger
@superflossy: You try and find an Asian stripper with thighs that awesomely thick. I dare you. (The Chun Li girl is the sexiest.)
aaronf's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2009 15:10
aaronf
@ErigBurger:

I've seen asian strippers with nice thick thighs.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2009 15:47
Naim Master
My pants are so small ...
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2009 16:30
Dexter345
Why didn't anybody tell us this before it happened?
Mikular's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2009 11:16
Mikular
I put a comment on LA Weekly... tee hee...
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