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Burlesque goes nerdy at Los Angeles' Bordello club photo

Ok, picture this: an evening of entertainment provided by hot girls dressed like video game characters who then proceed to take off their clothes for an audience? Uh ... what I've just described is the wet dream of the majority of male gamers on the planet (and some female ones, ahem). Believe it or not, it went down this past weekend in Los Angeles. On May 9th at the Bordello bar, ladies dressed as Princess Peach, Samus Aran, Princess Zelda and Link, Chun Li and Rayne (from Bloodrayne) put on a grand show in the tradition of a good old fashioned striptease.

Feel like you missed out? Well, you can check out our favorite pics in the gallery, the full slideshow over at LA Weekly, or best of all, you can see the show happen again during E3. Devil's Playground will put on their encore performance the evening of June 3rd, which just might be worth taking a break from furiously pounding out stories to attend. Although, attending may mean I see a few other people pounding something, if you get my drift.


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BADInc's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 18:25
BADInc
Samus is my favorite
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 18:26
Dale North
so I'm assuming you got our tickets already, right colette?
HydroTonix's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 18:27
HydroTonix
I onece had a wet dream where I was fuckin this one chick and then my mom walked into the room and the chick then proceeded to all of a sudden turn into my little brother.
Projectexodus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 18:27
Projectexodus
Why is my pee pee bigger?
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 18:27
Syn
damn, Cali gets all the cool shit
Jon B's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 18:29
Jon B
Whatever happened to increase the influx of noods on this site, I approve of it.
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 18:31
Dale North
@Projectexodus HAHAHAHAHHA!
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 18:32
Colette Bennett
@HydroTonix -- Just....wow.
heyricochet's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 18:33
heyricochet
Link is even left handed, I'm impressed.
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 18:35
Technophile
...I feel stupid for being in LA and missing this.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 18:36
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Damn, how was I not the one to post about this? It's my jam ... God damn I want to jam it in them.
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 18:40
Dead Movie Star
Cockteasing bitch.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 18:40
Colette Bennett
@Technophile -- We can go to the encore performance! Together!
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 18:42
fetusmilk
damn.......
Stereocast's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 18:45
Stereocast
Holy FAAAAP!!! (bloodrayne... no, thank you)
Haunter66's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 18:47
Haunter66
Hell Yeah!!!! God I love videogames
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 18:50
Kraid
Holy fucking sweetness O_o
I think .... I'm packing up for L.A. tomorrow.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 18:58
Monodi
Uhhhh what the heeeeeeeeeeeelll....

wait is that Chun Li?.... mmm actually I approve that one.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 18:59
MrSadistic
set phasers to bonars
mr spooky's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 18:59
mr spooky
Wow, I usually pick up the LA weekly. LA dtoid here we come.
aaronf's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 19:02
aaronf
I'll go with you, Colette. I missed it too.
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 19:02
nademagnet
What? No Jade? I disapprove!
aaronf's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 19:03
aaronf
Why is Chun Li a white girl?
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 19:03
Kif
I can just imagine all the regulars there getting off, and some geeky guys talking about how Bloodrayne was shit.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 19:05
Mxyzptlk
One of those characters is not in the same league as the others. (Hint: It's Rayne) Surprised nobody went as Lara Croft.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 19:11
Corak
Urge to nerd boner rising.
Wan Sum Dung's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 19:12
Wan Sum Dung
Boobiez.
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 19:12
John B
Ew!! Ugly Rayne! Do not want! That's pretty freaking sad when I'd rather watch that Uwe Boll piece of shit in order to watch a hot(ter) Rayne.
WormFOODx's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 19:24
WormFOODx
These ladies are completely flawed! None of them are on top of me. :)
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 19:27
Mushman
@HydroTonix

Whoa...
TehBuLL's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 19:29
TehBuLL
JOURNA...ah screw it.
lyfeforce's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 19:36
lyfeforce
I bet you one internet dollar that someone screamed OH MY GOD, Samus is a GIRL!!! at least once.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 19:42
Monodi
@Hydrotonix

And then? And then?
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 19:42
Kyousuke Nanbu
That's hot.
Projectexodus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 19:58
Projectexodus
@HydroTonix

It wasn't a dream, you just snapped out of your delusions.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 20:09
DaedHead8
Yeah, I agree with everyone saying the chick playing Rayne was totally busted. Oh well.... Zelda was smokin!
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 20:12
The Amazing Shenazin
that's....awesome
JulMen1985's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 20:38
JulMen1985
....................................................Holy F!@%en S&*$, Batman!!!
toodimes's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 20:48
toodimes
We have similar shows in New York all the time, show up on May 23, in Midtown, we are putting on a Watchmen themed show, the girls, and some guys are awesome, and there will be a charity auction, where the performers become the winning tables cocktail waiter or waitress for the night.
thebza's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 20:51
thebza
i came... here to say nice article
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 21:01
Jack Maverick
Wait, there is a Chun Li but no Cammy? Maybe because Cammy's outfit leave nothing to the imagination, I assume. Then again, she could always have that robe she throws off before she begins a fight.

I've put more thought into this than I would have liked.
Doomsday Forte's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 22:32
Doomsday Forte
Definite NSFW article. XD Surprised they could show that much, but I don't know burlesque at all, so...

To be honest, the girl in the header image could probably have better dressed up as Bad Girl for massive obscurity points. :3
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 22:36
AgentMOO
Hotness, except that Rayne scares me
naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 22:39
naia-the-gamer
I think we are going to take a DToid LA trip out of this
KyleGamgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 22:51
KyleGamgee
How did we all miss this??!?
superflossy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 23:20
superflossy
Why is there a FAT WHITE girl dressed as Chun-Li??? Really, they couldn't find one Chinese girl in all of L.A. to do a decent Chun-Li? FAIL.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 23:39
Chronic Logic
I find this sad. VERY SAD. In fact I wouldn't be caught dead near that club. Don't we already have video game character porn thanks to Playboy?
comtruise's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 23:54
comtruise
@Chronic Logic

Don't deny it. You know you want it...
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2009 00:42
NihonTiger90
This is my jam.
skankerzero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2009 01:11
skankerzero
Rayne's outfit is extremely inaccurate.
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