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Burlesque goes nerdy at Los Angeles' Bordello club photo

Ok, picture this: an evening of entertainment provided by hot girls dressed like video game characters who then proceed to take off their clothes for an audience? Uh ... what I've just described is the wet dream of the majority of male gamers on the planet (and some female ones, ahem). Believe it or not, it went down this past weekend in Los Angeles. On May 9th at the Bordello bar, ladies dressed as Princess Peach, Samus Aran, Princess Zelda and Link, Chun Li and Rayne (from Bloodrayne) put on a grand show in the tradition of a good old fashioned striptease.

Feel like you missed out? Well, you can check out our favorite pics in the gallery, the full slideshow over at LA Weekly, or best of all, you can see the show happen again during E3. Devil's Playground will put on their encore performance the evening of June 3rd, which just might be worth taking a break from furiously pounding out stories to attend. Although, attending may mean I see a few other people pounding something, if you get my drift.


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BADInc's Avatar
BADInc at 05/11/2009 18:25
Samus is my favorite
Dale North's Avatar
Dale North at 05/11/2009 18:26
so I'm assuming you got our tickets already, right colette?
HydroTonix's Avatar
HydroTonix at 05/11/2009 18:27
I onece had a wet dream where I was fuckin this one chick and then my mom walked into the room and the chick then proceeded to all of a sudden turn into my little brother.
Projectexodus's Avatar
Projectexodus at 05/11/2009 18:27
Why is my pee pee bigger?
Syn's Avatar
Syn at 05/11/2009 18:27
damn, Cali gets all the cool shit
Jon B's Avatar
Jon B at 05/11/2009 18:29
Whatever happened to increase the influx of noods on this site, I approve of it.
Dale North's Avatar
Dale North at 05/11/2009 18:31
@Projectexodus HAHAHAHAHHA!
Colette Bennett's Avatar
Colette Bennett at 05/11/2009 18:32
@HydroTonix -- Just....wow.
heyricochet's Avatar
heyricochet at 05/11/2009 18:33
Link is even left handed, I'm impressed.
Technophile's Avatar
Technophile at 05/11/2009 18:35
...I feel stupid for being in LA and missing this.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar
Hamza CTZ Aziz at 05/11/2009 18:36
Damn, how was I not the one to post about this? It's my jam ... God damn I want to jam it in them.
Dead Movie Star's Avatar
Dead Movie Star at 05/11/2009 18:40
Cockteasing bitch.
Colette Bennett's Avatar
Colette Bennett at 05/11/2009 18:40
@Technophile -- We can go to the encore performance! Together!
fetusmilk's Avatar
fetusmilk at 05/11/2009 18:42
damn.......
Stereocast's Avatar
Stereocast at 05/11/2009 18:45
Holy FAAAAP!!! (bloodrayne... no, thank you)
Haunter66's Avatar
Haunter66 at 05/11/2009 18:47
Hell Yeah!!!! God I love videogames
Kraid's Avatar
Kraid at 05/11/2009 18:50
Holy fucking sweetness O_o
I think .... I'm packing up for L.A. tomorrow.
Monodi's Avatar
Monodi at 05/11/2009 18:58
Uhhhh what the heeeeeeeeeeeelll....

wait is that Chun Li?.... mmm actually I approve that one.
MrSadistic's Avatar
MrSadistic at 05/11/2009 18:59
set phasers to bonars
mr spooky's Avatar
mr spooky at 05/11/2009 18:59
Wow, I usually pick up the LA weekly. LA dtoid here we come.
aaronf's Avatar
aaronf at 05/11/2009 19:02
I'll go with you, Colette. I missed it too.
nademagnet's Avatar
nademagnet at 05/11/2009 19:02
What? No Jade? I disapprove!
aaronf's Avatar
aaronf at 05/11/2009 19:03
Why is Chun Li a white girl?
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Kif at 05/11/2009 19:03
I can just imagine all the regulars there getting off, and some geeky guys talking about how Bloodrayne was shit.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 05/11/2009 19:05
One of those characters is not in the same league as the others. (Hint: It's Rayne) Surprised nobody went as Lara Croft.
Corak's Avatar
Corak at 05/11/2009 19:11
Urge to nerd boner rising.
Wan Sum Dung's Avatar
Wan Sum Dung at 05/11/2009 19:12
Boobiez.
John B's Avatar
John B at 05/11/2009 19:12
Ew!! Ugly Rayne! Do not want! That's pretty freaking sad when I'd rather watch that Uwe Boll piece of shit in order to watch a hot(ter) Rayne.
WormFOODx's Avatar
WormFOODx at 05/11/2009 19:24
These ladies are completely flawed! None of them are on top of me. :)
Mushman's Avatar
Mushman at 05/11/2009 19:27
@HydroTonix

Whoa...
TehBuLL's Avatar
TehBuLL at 05/11/2009 19:29
JOURNA...ah screw it.
lyfeforce's Avatar
lyfeforce at 05/11/2009 19:36
I bet you one internet dollar that someone screamed OH MY GOD, Samus is a GIRL!!! at least once.
Monodi's Avatar
Monodi at 05/11/2009 19:42
@Hydrotonix

And then? And then?
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar
Kyousuke Nanbu at 05/11/2009 19:42
That's hot.
Projectexodus's Avatar
Projectexodus at 05/11/2009 19:58
@HydroTonix

It wasn't a dream, you just snapped out of your delusions.
DaedHead8's Avatar
DaedHead8 at 05/11/2009 20:09
Yeah, I agree with everyone saying the chick playing Rayne was totally busted. Oh well.... Zelda was smokin!
Mozgus's Avatar
Mozgus at 05/11/2009 20:09
This is...terrifying. Especially Samus.
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar
The Amazing Shenazin at 05/11/2009 20:12
that's....awesome
JulMen1985's Avatar
JulMen1985 at 05/11/2009 20:38
....................................................Holy F!@%en S&*$, Batman!!!
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toodimes at 05/11/2009 20:48
We have similar shows in New York all the time, show up on May 23, in Midtown, we are putting on a Watchmen themed show, the girls, and some guys are awesome, and there will be a charity auction, where the performers become the winning tables cocktail waiter or waitress for the night.
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thebza at 05/11/2009 20:51
i came... here to say nice article
Jack Maverick's Avatar
Jack Maverick at 05/11/2009 21:01
Wait, there is a Chun Li but no Cammy? Maybe because Cammy's outfit leave nothing to the imagination, I assume. Then again, she could always have that robe she throws off before she begins a fight.

I've put more thought into this than I would have liked.
Doomsday Forte's Avatar
Doomsday Forte at 05/11/2009 22:32
Definite NSFW article. XD Surprised they could show that much, but I don't know burlesque at all, so...

To be honest, the girl in the header image could probably have better dressed up as Bad Girl for massive obscurity points. :3
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AgentMOO at 05/11/2009 22:36
Hotness, except that Rayne scares me
naia-the-gamer's Avatar
naia-the-gamer at 05/11/2009 22:39
I think we are going to take a DToid LA trip out of this
KyleGamgee's Avatar
KyleGamgee at 05/11/2009 22:51
How did we all miss this??!?
superflossy's Avatar
superflossy at 05/11/2009 23:20
Why is there a FAT WHITE girl dressed as Chun-Li??? Really, they couldn't find one Chinese girl in all of L.A. to do a decent Chun-Li? FAIL.
Chronic Logic's Avatar
Chronic Logic at 05/11/2009 23:39
I find this sad. VERY SAD. In fact I wouldn't be caught dead near that club. Don't we already have video game character porn thanks to Playboy?
comtruise's Avatar
comtruise at 05/11/2009 23:54
@Chronic Logic

Don't deny it. You know you want it...
NihonTiger90's Avatar
NihonTiger90 at 05/12/2009 00:42
This is my jam.
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