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To be honest, the girl in the header image could probably have better dressed up as Bad Girl for massive obscurity points. :3
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Burlesque goes nerdy at Los Angeles' Bordello club
Ok, picture this: an evening of entertainment provided by hot girls dressed like video game characters who then proceed to take off their clothes for an audience? Uh ... what I've just described is the wet dream of the majority of male gamers on the planet (and some female ones, ahem). Believe it or not, it went down this past weekend in Los Angeles. On May 9th at the Bordello bar, ladies dressed as Princess Peach, Samus Aran, Princess Zelda and Link, Chun Li and Rayne (from Bloodrayne) put on a grand show in the tradition of a good old fashioned striptease. Feel like you missed out? Well, you can check out our favorite pics in the gallery, the full slideshow over at LA Weekly, or best of all, you can see the show happen again during E3. Devil's Playground will put on their encore performance the evening of June 3rd, which just might be worth taking a break from furiously pounding out stories to attend. Although, attending may mean I see a few other people pounding something, if you get my drift. Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)I onece had a wet dream where I was fuckin this one chick and then my mom walked into the room and the chick then proceeded to all of a sudden turn into my little brother. I can just imagine all the regulars there getting off, and some geeky guys talking about how Bloodrayne was shit. One of those characters is not in the same league as the others. (Hint: It's Rayne) Surprised nobody went as Lara Croft. Ew!! Ugly Rayne! Do not want! That's pretty freaking sad when I'd rather watch that Uwe Boll piece of shit in order to watch a hot(ter) Rayne. Yeah, I agree with everyone saying the chick playing Rayne was totally busted. Oh well.... Zelda was smokin! We have similar shows in New York all the time, show up on May 23, in Midtown, we are putting on a Watchmen themed show, the girls, and some guys are awesome, and there will be a charity auction, where the performers become the winning tables cocktail waiter or waitress for the night. Wait, there is a Chun Li but no Cammy? Maybe because Cammy's outfit leave nothing to the imagination, I assume. Then again, she could always have that robe she throws off before she begins a fight.
I've put more thought into this than I would have liked. Definite NSFW article. XD Surprised they could show that much, but I don't know burlesque at all, so...
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That's right! Seth Killian is a playable character in Divekick, the unique fighting game slated to hit the PlayStation 3, PlayStation Vita, and PC later this spring. S-Kill, as he's called in the game, is one of the harder ch...more
Square Enix will be adding to the huge list of live streaming events timed for E3. Their Square Enix Presents presentation will show the world their E3 line-up during the show, running from June 11-13, straight from the show ...more
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