My day has just been made, again! Burger King has revealed its intention to "support the launch" of Microsoft's Kinect with more of those completely absurd games. No really, I'm not making this up.
Chief marketing officer Mike Kappitt makes it all official-like: "During this year's promotion, our guests can look forward to an even greater adventure that will stimulate the imaginations of gamers and entertainment-lovers of all shapes and sizes.
"While full details of the promotion are still top secret, we're proud to be the first and only brand in our industry to stand behind this pioneering experience that will forever change the way the world looks at entertainment." Way to sell it to us, Mike.
Here's where you come in: I want you guys to give me a pitch for your Burger King Kinect game. Go!
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1:20 PM on 06.18.2010 | 
Jesus christ.
Get on this, thank you.
You can only play as BK and Ronalds only attack is a bad pun.
I think they should do redo PocketBike Racer and BumpKing. Those were the best.
1) Register your voice with the game
2) Tie up your child to a wall or radiator with the supplied BK Sneak Kingect handcuffs
3) Do creepy poses behind the child to gain multipliers
4) Sneak up and scare the child
5) The louder the child's scream (a non-player voice), the bigger your score! The creepier the setup, the bigger the total score
BRB creating child. Make that bbl.......
Burger King: Slick Oil - College Edition
Nintendo partners with the American Heart Association to support active gaming.
Sony partners with Coca-Cola to support active gaming.
Microsoft partners with Burger King to support active gaming.
WTF else!
It's a boxing sim where you get to beat up Ronald McDonald and all his friends.
Especially that Sneak-Rape King thing.
Caspulex: Yeah, when a bad guy looks your direction you have to dive behind the couch so that the camera can't see you.
Oh yeah, SHOVELWARE.
Great start MS, great start. Loads of Wii rip-offs, a paedo sim, a dancing game and a Burger King adve... I mean game.