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Bungie's mysterious

Remember the new game that Bungie was set to announce at E3 before Microsoft pulled the plug? Well, it looks like they're gearing back up, as a new and cryptic message from the "Superintendent" has appeared on Bungie's site.

Very little can be gleaned from the image above and its accompanying text, which consists of a conversation log. It appears as though the "Superintendent" is some sort of artificial intelligence, associated with the USNC and running into a bit of trouble. If the multi-language text that has continually appeared in images and the schizoid rambling in its message are anything to go on, it needs a reboot pretty badly.

Now, since the UNSC is a Halo universe organization, should we take that to imply that this new title will be connected to that series? Adding to the likelihood is a comment by Don Mattrick that the company is working on a Halo game and the announcement by Microsoft that four titles in the franchise are currently in development.

The whole thing smacks of the ilovebees compaign for Halo 2 and it's making me very curious as to what they have on the horizon (mission accomplished, Bungie). You can see the complete posting after the jump.

[Via 1Up]

<\\> UNSC OFFICE OF NAVAL INTELLIGENCE

<\\> CLASSIFIED SIGNALS ARCHIVE [ONI.SEC.PRTCL-1A]                

<\ OPENED PER OFFICIAL REQUEST [DARE.V.500341(S1)]  

\ SOURCE: URBAN INFRASTRUCTURE A.I. [SUPERINTENDENT]

\ RECEPIENT: PROWLER “TOKYO RULES” [COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]                                                                
>> NOTATION KEYWORD SEARCH: “EMERGENCY” “DATA” “CORRUPTION”                                
>> (...) ~ QUERY RUNNING                                
>> (..)                                
>> (.)   \ VTT TRANSCRIPT AS FOLOWS...                   

            [SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMERGENCY!”                 
            [SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMERGENCY!”                 
            [SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMER--!”                 
            [COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “We know. Personnel are en route. Can you--”                 
            [SUPERINTENDENT]: “DETOUR! PROCEED WITH CAUTION!”                 
            [COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “--put Kinsler on the line?”                 
            [SUPERINTENDENT]: [UNITELLIGIBLE > DOG GROWLING(?)]                 
            [COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Sorry, what?”                 
            [SUPERINTENDENT]: “BE A HERO! REPORT VIOLATORS!” 
            [COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Oh, come on... ”                 
            [SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMER--!”                 
            [COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Listen. We have a report of core data corruption.”                 
            [COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “I need you to upload your--”                 
            [SUPERINTENDENT]: “PARDON OUR DUST!”                 
            [SUPERINTENDENT]: “YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK!”                 
            [COMM.DUTY.OFFICER] “--logs for the last twenty-four hours!”                 
            [SUPERINTENDENT]: “KEEP IT CLEAN!”                 
            [SUPERINTENDENT]: “KEEP IT CLEAN!”                 
            [SUPERINTENDENT]: “KEEP IT CLEAN!”                 
            [COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: [UNINTELLIGIBLE > PROFANITY (?)]                 
            [COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “We're sending a team, alright?”                 
            [COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Until they arrive, all additional comm needs to route through me.”                 
            [COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Repeat and acknowledge.”                 
            [SUPERINTENDENT]: “OBEY POSTED LIMITS!”                 
            [SUPERINTENDENT]: “YIELD TO UPHILL TRAFFIC!”                 
            [COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “I'll take that as a ‘yes’...”                 
            [SUPERINTENDENT]: “PLEASE REMAIN CALM!”  

\ ~ QUERY COMPLETE

\ ARCHIVE CLOSED \>

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31 comments | showing # 1 to 31

SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2008 13:38
SnakeDude4Life
Oh boy...

F5 party at Bungie!
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2008 13:42
Holyetheline
What the hell is all this nonsense!?
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2008 13:42
ThunderHeartXI
Viral marketing is getting a bit tired for me. Just tell me up front what the fucking game is, I don't care to have a 1 am F5 marathon on some stupid site, nor do I care to scour stupid forums and websites for clues.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2008 14:06
king3vbo
Im with Thunderheart, viral marketing is just lame now
Suprore's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2008 14:15
Suprore
i'm 99% positive 'Kinsler' is a halo universe character, from the books or ILoveBees or something. I'm positive ive heard it somewhere halo-y before.

what, i was really bored and lonely a few years ago, shut up. :(
faultymoose's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2008 14:21
faultymoose
Viral marketing is the only thing that keeps Halo looking like they actually added something new and interesting to the latest re-release.
Jon2309's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2008 14:29
Jon2309
@ ThunderHeartXI, king3vbo

Don't follow the marketing then, wait for the announcment.

It's what I'm doing, but it keeps people happy having stuff like this, so I look at all the people who've spent 3 days F5ing that stuff, and some of the stuff they find is really impressive... in a sad kind of way.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2008 14:38
Takeshi
@Jon2309

"Don't follow the marketing then, wait for the announcment."

That's exactly the point. Instead of that stupid marketing just give us the announcement.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2008 14:49
vexed alex
Usually this type of marketing involves an ARG, and that's what I'm looking froward to the most.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2008 14:52
vexed alex
Froward!
ConsummateK's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2008 15:10
ConsummateK
Erm..isn't that UNSC?
Debeo Laurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2008 15:12
Debeo Laurus
I tried following the ilovebees thing back in the day, its fun. I ultimately end up getting stuck not understanding wtf they're trying to hint at.
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2008 15:13
Orionsaint
KEEP IT CLEAN? Keep what clean?
xe-cute's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2008 15:20
xe-cute
Is this not just for the re-make/follow-up of MARATHON?

I thought we all knew about that being re-worked in some way.


Didn't Bungie say they where working on something in the Halo universe which was not a Halo game?


We all knew Marathon is in that Universe right and was hinted at the end of Halo 3 with the symbol?


Or am I the only one talking crazy somehow?
Jon2309's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2008 15:22
Jon2309
@Takeshi
Marketing or not, the announcement'll be the same time.

Well, one can hope after the E3 debacle.
Phantom Spaceman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2008 15:47
Phantom Spaceman
Dear Bungie,

Take some of your viral marketing money and use it to make a good game this time.

Love,
PS
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2008 16:31
Gameboi
Viral marketing was lame all along.
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2008 16:44
brainderailment
"four titles in the franchise"

Wow, didn't take long for the whoring to get out of hand. Gives new meaning to the flood.
Holiday's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2008 17:14
Holiday
Anyone else getting sick of stupid viral marketing for video games that wont even be released till years later? We'll be lucky to play this game before the planet goes boom in 2012.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2008 17:18
vexed alex
"We all knew Marathon is in that Universe right and was hinted at the end of Halo 3 with the symbol?"

They're not set in the same Universe, so stop it.
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2008 18:07
Zombutler
Thanks, this is news to me.
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2008 18:08
Zombutler
Lawls but seriously, why all the hate for viral marketing? No one said you have to F5 it up....I mean following the clues is kinda fun!
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2008 21:27
Kyousuke Nanbu
I don't think they hate the Viral marketing, they just hate it cause its Halo.

ITS COOL TO HATE HALO GUYS.

LOOK AT ME, I'M SAYING HALO HAD NOTHING NEW AND WAS NEVER GOOOD, I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOO COOL.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 00:09
Dexter345
It's "UNSC."
Knives's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 03:23
Knives
I've always been interested on ARGs but I've never really gotten into one.
Grasshopper7's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 05:55
Grasshopper7
I've got nothing against viral marketing, it's fun if you want to follow it, if it' not for you just ignore it. What's the beef?
I always thought halo was set in the same universe as Marathon just further into the future, hence the Marathon symbol (not just in Halo 3, its on the side of the Pillar of Autumn too). Anyone care to clear this up difinitively?
Max Power's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 06:10
Max Power
"Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

Oh, wait. This isn't about the Simpsons. Bungie better fuck right off with the viral marketing. Everybody got tired of it years ago.
Max Power's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 06:14
Max Power
Sorry for double post. @Grasshopper7:
Bungie claims Marathon and Halo are set in different universes, according to Halopedia, they don't reference this statement, though.
JohnThEReaper617's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 07:57
JohnThEReaper617
The viral marketing is indeed getting annoying and id would rather just know about the games and the details.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 14:03
mix
Keep it clean and work your ass off to find out that the game we are announcing is going to blow chunks.
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