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Bungie is dialing in the Halo 3 ban-hammer photo

Bungie says that they're not playing around anymore when it comes to Halo 3, and is warning the "naughty" to get ready (for something) in a message called Harbinger of Doom.

There are those of you doing things you shouldn’t be in Halo 3. Some of you have gotten a little too famous for your own good. This ain’t a church and there is no redemption or salvation once you have been judged. Apologies are now officially too late to save you.

The storm approaches.

Love, Bungie

That's a pretty classy message in itself, but we like how they left it at that, giving no further details. Ars Technica wanted to know more, and found out through one of the members of their forum community (a Bungie employee) that the ban-hammer is almost ready to drop.

Forum member ferrex says, "Basically, we're almost done dialing in the Banhammer, and a few people who helped us test Phase One are about to help us test Phase Two."

It looks like they're cracking down on network attacks, and right now they're doing their best to make sure that no game issues will be confused for abusive behavior. 

The end is nigh, cheaters.  








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king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 12:07
king3vbo
Good news, I have come across some people doing ban-worthy things
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 12:11
HarassmentPanda
I haven't played nearly as much Halo 3 as I have the first two games, what is going on that Bungie in banning for? I haven't come across anyone stand-bying me and there certainly aren't any modders out there.... yet.

So, what's the deal?
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 12:14
Holyetheline
I am bored with Halo 3. *sleep*
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 12:15
Kyousuke Nanbu
Having gotten sick of Halo 3 already, what are these ban worthy things? Glitching? Camping? Being a general nuisance?
Torzelan's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 12:15
Torzelan
That IS a classy message. Coolpoints for Bungie.
Miike's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 12:23
Miike
Camping isn't a bannable offense. If your dumb enough to walk into that zone multiple times to allow a man to "camp", there should be a player banned but it certainly shouldn't be the man smart enough to pull the trigger every time.

Bungie is talking about DDoSers and network attacks. Things like slowing a person's network connection down or booting him.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 12:23
Maurice Tan
Well then. It sure was worth banning all those people for the "hacking" rationale back in Q1... MS might as well have left them unbanned and they might as well have allowed them to purchase XBL stuff, when most people with mods wanted to pay for it. Genius moves all around!

Especially when you can't run unsigned code on a 360...
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 12:30
F Whipple
Best...warning...message...EVAR!!!
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 12:39
Knivy
"The storm approaches.
Love, Bungie"
Lulz


I have seen some "misterious" slow down, as in, the game would lag all of a sudden when my team was winning then it would stop lagging when the other team catched up.
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 13:02
BigPopaGamer
I love Bungie. Finding humor in something like this is freaking awesome. They take Halo 3 seriously, but not enough to not have fun with the retards that feel the need to cheat to help them believe their E-penis is bigger than the rest of ours.
PwnDaddy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 13:09
PwnDaddy
I too have had similar issues where I would be up by like a good 20 points but then the Almighty Lag would hit and I would find myself running into corners while getting asassinated multiple times. PRO TIP: Watch the film if you think you've been hacked on; look for who moves the smoothest first, then when the lag hits who moves smoothest then. That'll tell you that the new smoothest guy boosted his connection.

Personally, I find their gamertag and spam it with free porn offers from Cthulu. Don't think about that too much.
poonster's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 13:10
poonster
flying teabags for all cheaters !!!!!
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 13:32
MechaMonkey
Bungie is reaching levels of classy formerly only reached by Ron Burgundy, of Talladega Nights fame.

See what I did there?
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 13:42
Rainbowblack
@Knives

Thats happened to me once or twice.

Speaking of hammers..god i hate that weapon some people are near unkillable with that fucking thing....perhaps that could be sombody abusing the system
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 13:56
Cheeburga
Oh shi-
I'm gonna get banned.
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 14:21
Oni


:D
C_h_a_n's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 14:26
C_h_a_n
"Basically, we're almost done dialing in the Banhammer, and a few people who helped us test Phase One are about to help us test Phase Two."

And how do you help to test a ban? Is like being the guy who volunteers to test a cyanide pill.

And more important: if they tested the the Phase One with you, it is a good sign they can test Phase two? Is like being twice a suicide bomber.
Bluefusion's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 14:38
Bluefusion
Phase 1: Steal underpants.

Phase 2: ?

Phase 3: Profit

Actually, I interpreted phase two to be the actual bannings... Maybe I'm reading into it more wit than what is called for.
KilgoreTrout XL's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 14:42
KilgoreTrout XL
I haven't run into any cheaters yet, but this is cool nonetheless.
Doomtrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 15:15
Doomtrain
B& and V&
SubOrbital's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 15:20
SubOrbital
Why do people cheat anyway? To prove how useless they are at playing normally like everyone else?
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 15:40
Sharpless
This is why I like Bungie. Hate on Halo and call Bungie hacks all you want, but Bungie is a company with a sense of humor who really gives their all to their community. They seem to be good guys.

Incidentally, has anyone had connection problems with Halo 3, lately? It was nearly impossible to play last night, due to lag.
CarlostheJackal's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 15:40
CarlostheJackal
@Oni
LOLZ!
Cynical Gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 16:17
Cynical Gamer
This won't solve their crappy matchmaking service.
FuriousGeorge's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 17:15
FuriousGeorge
the storm approaches?

lmao

what a bunch of dorks, thats right out of lord of the rings type shit....


wankers
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 18:36
Bob Muir
Cue the YouTube complaint videos...
rabidkeebler's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 19:15
rabidkeebler
I don't care about that as much as I care about the melee attacks.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 20:08
Brian Szabelski
I can't wait to see the terror when the ban hammer comes down.
JRisJunior's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2007 21:22
JRisJunior
lol bungie is so choice.
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2007 21:29
Fading Star
"Bungie has cut the cord on some players"
Voojagig's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 03:23
Voojagig
I'm thinking that the italicised "famous" would suggest that some members of the oO Infamous Oo clan who stole Skyluss (sp?) from Team Vbi's Recon armour may be at the end of this Ban Hammer.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2008 09:51
Eschatos
B is for Bludgeon!
WrongRealities's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 16:30
WrongRealities
NO! NO! NO! Don't ban them, just suddenly and without warning tag them as cheaters, turn them pink and give them broomsticks instead of guns. No access to any vehicles, or any other weapons.Then they will know the frustration they have been causing all of this time. And don't forget to let them come back for just a few minutes each day lol.
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