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Bungie is dialing in the Halo 3 ban-hammer photo

Bungie says that they're not playing around anymore when it comes to Halo 3, and is warning the "naughty" to get ready (for something) in a message called Harbinger of Doom.

There are those of you doing things you shouldn’t be in Halo 3. Some of you have gotten a little too famous for your own good. This ain’t a church and there is no redemption or salvation once you have been judged. Apologies are now officially too late to save you.

The storm approaches.

Love, Bungie

That's a pretty classy message in itself, but we like how they left it at that, giving no further details. Ars Technica wanted to know more, and found out through one of the members of their forum community (a Bungie employee) that the ban-hammer is almost ready to drop.

Forum member ferrex says, "Basically, we're almost done dialing in the Banhammer, and a few people who helped us test Phase One are about to help us test Phase Two."

It looks like they're cracking down on network attacks, and right now they're doing their best to make sure that no game issues will be confused for abusive behavior. 

The end is nigh, cheaters.  


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king3vbo's Avatar
king3vbo at 10/22/2007 12:07
Good news, I have come across some people doing ban-worthy things
HarassmentPanda's Avatar
HarassmentPanda at 10/22/2007 12:11
I haven't played nearly as much Halo 3 as I have the first two games, what is going on that Bungie in banning for? I haven't come across anyone stand-bying me and there certainly aren't any modders out there.... yet.

So, what's the deal?
Holyetheline's Avatar
Holyetheline at 10/22/2007 12:14
I am bored with Halo 3. *sleep*
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar
Kyousuke Nanbu at 10/22/2007 12:15
Having gotten sick of Halo 3 already, what are these ban worthy things? Glitching? Camping? Being a general nuisance?
Torzelan's Avatar
Torzelan at 10/22/2007 12:15
That IS a classy message. Coolpoints for Bungie.
Miike's Avatar
Miike at 10/22/2007 12:23
Camping isn't a bannable offense. If your dumb enough to walk into that zone multiple times to allow a man to "camp", there should be a player banned but it certainly shouldn't be the man smart enough to pull the trigger every time.

Bungie is talking about DDoSers and network attacks. Things like slowing a person's network connection down or booting him.
Professor Pew's Avatar
Professor Pew at 10/22/2007 12:23
Well then. It sure was worth banning all those people for the "hacking" rationale back in Q1... MS might as well have left them unbanned and they might as well have allowed them to purchase XBL stuff, when most people with mods wanted to pay for it. Genius moves all around!

Especially when you can't run unsigned code on a 360...
F Whipple's Avatar
F Whipple at 10/22/2007 12:30
Best...warning...message...EVAR!!!
Knives's Avatar
Knives at 10/22/2007 12:39
"The storm approaches.
Love, Bungie"
Lulz


I have seen some "misterious" slow down, as in, the game would lag all of a sudden when my team was winning then it would stop lagging when the other team catched up.
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BigPopaGamer at 10/22/2007 13:02
I love Bungie. Finding humor in something like this is freaking awesome. They take Halo 3 seriously, but not enough to not have fun with the retards that feel the need to cheat to help them believe their E-penis is bigger than the rest of ours.
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PwnDaddy at 10/22/2007 13:09
I too have had similar issues where I would be up by like a good 20 points but then the Almighty Lag would hit and I would find myself running into corners while getting asassinated multiple times. PRO TIP: Watch the film if you think you've been hacked on; look for who moves the smoothest first, then when the lag hits who moves smoothest then. That'll tell you that the new smoothest guy boosted his connection.

Personally, I find their gamertag and spam it with free porn offers from Cthulu. Don't think about that too much.
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poonster at 10/22/2007 13:10
flying teabags for all cheaters !!!!!
MechaMonkey's Avatar
MechaMonkey at 10/22/2007 13:32
Bungie is reaching levels of classy formerly only reached by Ron Burgundy, of Talladega Nights fame.

See what I did there?
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Rainbowblack at 10/22/2007 13:42
@Knives

Thats happened to me once or twice.

Speaking of hammers..god i hate that weapon some people are near unkillable with that fucking thing....perhaps that could be sombody abusing the system
Cheeburga's Avatar
Cheeburga at 10/22/2007 13:56
Oh shi-
I'm gonna get banned.
Oni's Avatar
Oni at 10/22/2007 14:21


:D
C_h_a_n's Avatar
C_h_a_n at 10/22/2007 14:26
"Basically, we're almost done dialing in the Banhammer, and a few people who helped us test Phase One are about to help us test Phase Two."

And how do you help to test a ban? Is like being the guy who volunteers to test a cyanide pill.

And more important: if they tested the the Phase One with you, it is a good sign they can test Phase two? Is like being twice a suicide bomber.
Bluefusion's Avatar
Bluefusion at 10/22/2007 14:38
Phase 1: Steal underpants.

Phase 2: ?

Phase 3: Profit

Actually, I interpreted phase two to be the actual bannings... Maybe I'm reading into it more wit than what is called for.
KilgoreTrout XL's Avatar
KilgoreTrout XL at 10/22/2007 14:42
I haven't run into any cheaters yet, but this is cool nonetheless.
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Doomtrain at 10/22/2007 15:15
B& and V&
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SubOrbital at 10/22/2007 15:20
Why do people cheat anyway? To prove how useless they are at playing normally like everyone else?
Im OK's Avatar
Im OK at 10/22/2007 15:33
That warning was full of class.

This is the reason I don't play many multiplayer games anymore, at least in part. People can be such assholes at times.
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Sharpless at 10/22/2007 15:40
This is why I like Bungie. Hate on Halo and call Bungie hacks all you want, but Bungie is a company with a sense of humor who really gives their all to their community. They seem to be good guys.

Incidentally, has anyone had connection problems with Halo 3, lately? It was nearly impossible to play last night, due to lag.
CarlostheJackal's Avatar
CarlostheJackal at 10/22/2007 15:40
@Oni
LOLZ!
Cynical Gamer's Avatar
Cynical Gamer at 10/22/2007 16:17
This won't solve their crappy matchmaking service.
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FuriousGeorge at 10/22/2007 17:15
the storm approaches?

lmao

what a bunch of dorks, thats right out of lord of the rings type shit....


wankers
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 10/22/2007 18:36
Cue the YouTube complaint videos...
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rabidkeebler at 10/22/2007 19:15
I don't care about that as much as I care about the melee attacks.
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NihonTiger90 at 10/22/2007 20:08
I can't wait to see the terror when the ban hammer comes down.
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Fleet3000 at 10/22/2007 21:22
lol bungie is so choice.
Fading Star's Avatar
Fading Star at 10/27/2007 21:29
"Bungie has cut the cord on some players"
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Voojagig at 01/17/2008 03:23
I'm thinking that the italicised "famous" would suggest that some members of the oO Infamous Oo clan who stole Skyluss (sp?) from Team Vbi's Recon armour may be at the end of this Ban Hammer.
Eschatos's Avatar
Eschatos at 03/08/2008 09:51
B is for Bludgeon!
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