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The day is finally here, folks: after a long entry period and a lengthy deliberation, we’re finally ready to announce the winners of our Blitz: The League II contest, whose prizes included a PlayStation 3! We had two extremely tough choices to make -- in other words, there were many hilarious, high-quality videos sent to us. So we thought we’d let you do our work for us and vote on five finalists instead.

Above, you can view Mxyzptlk’s uproarious contest entry (it’s NSFW because of, uh, violence and blood), which Dtoiders determined was the Grand Prize winner by a wide margin. In fact, Mxyzptlk received not just a mere plurality, but a majority, taking 50.71% of the votes. Congratulations, Mxy -- even though you said “Blitz 2: The League,” your manslaughter (and implied womanslaughter) has garnered you the following sweet prizes: a brand-spanking-new PS3; a shiny, full-size football helmet; a copy of Blitz: The League II; a Blitz: The League II t-shirt; and a Blitz: The League II hat. Have fun with them when you’re doing 25 to life in a federal penitentiary!

After the jump is the video from Bramenjam. His hilariously bloody stiff-arming, as well as his numerous videogame references, likely led you to choose him as our Runner-up winner with 20.85% of the votes. Sir, for your video editing skills, you get a copy of Blitz: The League II, a Blitz: The League II t-shirt; and a Blitz: The League II hat. After you play the game for a while, perhaps you’ll be able to retaliate against the My Little Pony-obsessed fan with a bone-crushing hit!

Once again, I want to extend a heartfelt thank-you to all who entered; by the deadline, we had a sizable number of entries, and it was obvious that a ton of work went into each and every one of them. I salute you, Dtoiders. And so does New Media Strategies, the company that offered up these fantastic prizes -- in fact, they’ve been so happy with the overwhelming response from the Dtoid community that they’re providing additional prizes. Now, everyone who entered will have something to show for it! I’ll be contacting the entrants to figure this all out, but at this juncture, I’d like to sincerely thank our prizing partners for their gracious support of Destructoid. You rock, guys!


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27 comments | showing # 1 to 27

Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 13:07
Gameboi
Brilliantly done!
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 13:16
Shin Oni
awesome shit mxy. I completely forgot to look at yours when BSD was raving on about how great it was. Now i'm jealous cause I want a PStripplez.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 13:18
Mxyzptlk
OH SWEET AWESOME CRAP! Thanks to everyone who voted! And thanks especially to Ben i.e. Mudkip 5000, who deserves co-credit with me for this video (and who I'll be sharing the prizes with) along with Rob & Jen for their help!
Mikey's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 13:18
Mikey
Amazing!

Congrats Mxy!
craineum's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 13:21
craineum
Congradulation Myx!!!
Trowble's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 13:38
Trowble
FOOOOOOTBAAAAAAAAAALL!!! READY FOR SOME FOOOOOTBAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

Oh that was hilarious! Good job Mxyzptlk! Congrats!
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 13:40
bhive01
Holy hell that was awesome Mxy.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 13:45
king3vbo
Those were hilarious
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 13:47
Takeshi
Mxy for president! That shit was hilarious! It's well made as well.

And Bramenjam should be disqualified. All that on a Dutch SOCCER field? Blasphemy! I kid dude, that was funny as well.
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 14:05
NihonTiger90
Mxy, congrats. That was hilarious.
Brilliam's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 14:09
Brilliam
CONGRATS GUYS! those videos were seriously a cut above, absolutely amazing. well done!!! :D
Bramenjam's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 14:45
Bramenjam
Flip! There goes my ps3 :-(
But at least the pain in my backside is subsiding...
GeminiEye's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 15:11
GeminiEye
Gratz myx, funniest shit I've seen all day.
SPIDER PIG's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 16:16
SPIDER PIG
awesomeness
mudkip5000's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 16:19
mudkip5000
Woo! I got tackled and died so we could win a ps3 and FOOTBALL HELMUT!

Rock on. Thanks to everyone who voted. You guys are the rock.
exodus1925's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 17:08
exodus1925
Well done Mxyzptlk, truly deserving. Great vid!
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 18:17
Dexter345
Congrats Mxy. <3
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:08
The Amazing Shenazin
BOOM now THAT is what football's all about!
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 20:32
Alexradl
CONGRATS, Mxy!!
lastSKYsamurai's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 21:20
lastSKYsamurai
Ahh Ha Ha! That was funny as! Well done Mxyzptlk, well done. : )
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 01:45
Sharpless
Congratulations, bud. You deserve it.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 09:07
Qraze
that was awesome. if only i could have entered i would have known how it would be to be utterly destroyed.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 09:59
fetusmilk
god damnit i need to get a video camera. we need more video related contests.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 10:09
mix
Congrats you guys!

@Mxy

I laughed so frigging hard at your video, so much win!
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2008 15:43
GohanGVO
Congratsu~!
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/23/2008 10:25
LarkOhiya
oui! me sides, they burst.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2008 22:24
taumpytears
Needs moar Vitale...
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