Electronic Arts has not sent me a copy of Brütal Legend, but would still like me to help promote their game for them. Not sure how that works but Hell, I've already agreed and we've got two sweet limited edition 17" Eddie Riggs statues (which I also would like and don't have) to give away to some lucky Destructoid readers. In celebration of today's launch date, we are going to give out a pair of these things right here, right now. If you missed out on getting one of these coveted items during our Twitter party, now's your chance.

Entry is simple. All you have to do is post in this comment thread. Yep, it's yet another one of our "Give us loads of pageviews and we might give you a prize" contests! Since we're giving away some very limited edition goods here, we're not going to make it too easy, so here's the scoop, kids: We want to give one statue away for every 1,000th comment we receive. Yes, what that means if that the comment thread to this article will require 2,000 comments before we've given both statues away. 

Whoever gets comment 1,000 and comment 2,000 wins. You can attempt to win as many times as you like, so feel free to F5 that bitch. We've got all day. On, and there's a review going up today as well. Check that out when it happens.