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Brock Lesnar to be the face of UFC Undisputed 2010 photo

Unlike those pansies at EA with Madden NFL 11, THQ isn't offering a vote on who should be its cover athlete for UFC Undisputed 2010. THQ set its jaw on "firm," and has revealed that UFC champ and now returning octagon veteran Brock Lesnar is to grace the cover of the game for its May 25th release.

Like most MMA guys, Brock Lesnar is a big dude that probably has issues cleaning his own back because of his bulging chest and biceps. Of course, we wouldn't ask the dude how he hurdles this issue. We like our noses and eye sockets just the way they are: unbroken, cute, and pronounced.

Brock Lesnar Announced As Cover Athlete For THQ’s “UFC Undisputed 2010″ [5th Round] [image cred]








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PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2010 10:32
PappaDukes
Jesus fucking christ Brad, you're HUGE!
Havoc Fang's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2010 10:34
Havoc Fang
Brad, have you lost weight? You look a little thinner than normal.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2010 10:38
Occams electric toothbrush
That guy looks like a giant testicle
HoodedMiracle's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2010 10:44
HoodedMiracle
I can't find his neck. D8
X3Ent3nte's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2010 10:51
X3Ent3nte
TARNKKK!!!!!
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2010 11:04
Crunshii
I honestly don't like Brock L but I must admit, he is a beast in the UFC and original in his technique. His rise to fame is very quick, he has only done like less than 8 fights and is already champion. So good for him that he is enjoying his fame right now before it drops like a cannonballs.
Dr Milkdad's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2010 11:07
Dr Milkdad
lol, octagon veteran. 4 whole fights, what a legend.
Captain Highwind's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2010 11:12
Captain Highwind
"Brock Lesner is a big dude that probably has issues cleaning his own back because of his bulging chest and biceps."

I'm sure he has enough money for a collection of french maids to hose him off.
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2010 11:14
Aurain
Destructoid obviously has no MMA fan Editors...

Fair do's
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2010 11:29
akathatoneguy
Actually, *pushes glasses up with index finger* most MMA fighters don't have very big biceps, because they are not very useful when it comes to fighting. Biceps are not very useful for sports in general, they're just for impressing the ladies and...well, doing curls. MMA fighters tend to focus on power lifts and sport-specific training. When you're trying to cut weight and fight at the lowest weight possible, excess size in your biceps is not a good idea.

/MMA nerd
AllHailShake's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2010 11:41
AllHailShake
CLAYFACE FOR UFC 2010 CONFIRMED!!!!
DrRockso's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2010 11:55
DrRockso
I hear he's really good at laying on top of Frank Mir and then flipping the crowd the bird.

What a goddamn tool. I fucking hate Lesnar.
along the way's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2010 12:00
along the way
Sweet, a dude with a giant penis tattoo on his chest will be on the cover of a video game.
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2010 12:01
manasteel88
shame he has yet to fight in 2010. I know he's scheduled, but if he gets injured/sick again then that was a pretty lame move to put him on the cover. I'd have rather had BJ.
The Octagon's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2010 12:08
The Octagon
@akathatoneguy, @aurain Thanks for speaking up. It's surprising how misrepresented MMA is among other groups and media outlets (this article is tame, and Dtoid, on the whole, is pretty good about it - so no worries Brad!). The fact remains that so many still believe it's a no-holds-barred deathmatch between juiced up brutes instead of the legitimately regulated and challenging sport that it truly is.

If UFC Undisputed 2010 is even a marginal improvement over the last installment, it should be a real treat. I hope they put a little effort into leveling out the obvious advantage that wrestlers hold over the other fighting styles and hopefully do more to punish last-second disconnections.

Also, Lesnar on the cover is a transparent marketing ploy. Based on record, appeal, and true talent, UFC 2010 may be better represented by BJ Penn, Georges St. Pierre, Anderson Silva, or even Lyoto Machida.
j3tbl4ck's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2010 12:31
j3tbl4ck
teh mama noes!!! neck monstaz haz come to mount us! run away!!!
Amnesiac's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2010 13:06
Amnesiac
Lesnar and the hype around him are annoying. Champion after what, 3 fights? Come on.
Kalmah's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2010 13:15
Kalmah
I think he deserves it. Good job for you Brock!
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2010 13:44
ScottyG
... I... I knew Brock was a big guy, but... when did he turn into Abobo?

abobo, bo bo bo... abobobobobo
RoBoSexual's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2010 13:46
RoBoSexual
UFC Undisputed 2010 for the fail. Give me GSP on the cover or give me nothing. (yeah right, I know damn well that I'm still buying this)
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2010 14:09
Char Aznable
I'm marginally interested in MMA - I'll pitch in and watch if friends buy the PPV, for instance. But early UFC seemed far more appealing.

I kinda liked the idea of a judo guy in a gi going against some wrestler, then taking on a big fat guy, or some other crazy dude. Much more of a Street Fighter vibe. Now it seems like everyone has the same basic set of techniques, which isn't quite as exciting for me personally.
Perfidious Sinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2010 14:13
Perfidious Sinn
Brock Lesnar should be the best character in the game. He can kick a shark's ass.
triclops41's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2010 14:31
triclops41
brock is not a big dude like the rest of the ufc. he is the biggest and strongest guy in the ufc. he manhandles other piles of meat like randy couture and frank mir.
lv99ron's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2010 15:15
lv99ron
Damn, if his neck was smaller this would be dead on.
Quiotu's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2010 15:24
Quiotu
Heh, all hail Cock Chestner. I don't exactly have a problem with this... pretty typically since he's the most well-known fighter in the UFC right now. Still, let's hope he actually gets a fight or two in this year. Him and Mir need to at least get a tiebreaker, and Frank Mir has been working diligently to become Lesnar's kryptonite. Hope it happens.
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2010 16:47
Johnny Justice
It's worth noting that Brock's left fist and the logo have been strategically placed to obscure Brock's penis sword tattoo. Hilarious!
ElRhino's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2010 23:34
ElRhino
This saddens me as a UFC fan. He has had, what 4 fights in the UFC? this sort of top dawg treatment for newcomers like him should not be encouraged otherwise more WWE rejects might take over MMA.
BoomingEchoes's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 18:22
BoomingEchoes
Could have fooled me, I thought that was Adobo from Double Dragon.
peachboy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 12:15
peachboy
more sweaty dick punching
erdalthele73's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2011 17:30
erdalthele73
Dr. Bretton, I broke out, there is no delusion like your own. On order sinemet
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