The British tabloids love demonizing videogames for corrupting our youth, begging for such "sick filth" to be banned and blaming teenage crime on interactive entertainment. So, what does one British rag do? Outside of encouraging teenage pregnancy by piling attention on underaged spunk chucker Alfie Patten, The Sun also advertises underage gaming by promoting his playing of Saints Row II on the PS3.
The story of Alfie's 13-year-old fatherhood is incredibly messed up in itself, and the British press swarming around it like flies on sh*t is even more screwy. However, I'd like to focus instead on the blatant hypocrisy of the UK news media on this one. After all, it was The Sun that used Grand Theft Auto as an excuse for Ryan Chinnery's string of attempted sex attacks, and here it is, using an equally gratuitous game for an "adorable" photoshoot. Should The Sun really be encouraging such salacious entertainment for a dirty schoolboy that can't keep his little acorn winkie in his pants?
This just further reinforces my theory that no videogame could ever do as much damage to society as the news outlets that attack them. After all, I've never seen THQ or Rockstar reward teenage pregnancy with cute photoshoots and doubtless high-paying exclusive interviews.
Well done, Sun. You have done British journalism proud. Again.
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10:40 AM on 02.16.2009
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The baby is half his size.
Fucks 13 year old.
Seriously though Jim, You don't need to point how shit our journalism is. Everyone already knows.
If it's got David Beckham in it, it's on the front page. Princess Di? Page 1. Immigrants? Page 1. Lily Allen? Page 1.
It's all inane dog spunk.
I agree. I don't need to at all.
But I very much want to.
I heard of,literally, a ton 15 and 16 year old's round my end having kids, but this is a new low.
Also, yes our journalistic output and quality is fast becoming a cesspool of utter tripe. :(
Just a while back they had a story of "Aliens invading Ireland" on the FRONT PAGE.
First I asked myself how he could get action years before I could, then I was glad to know I wasn't as stupid about my wang as he was. Now seeing this makes me want to barf on the media.
The kids in the picture messed up enough as it is. Does the media really need to tag the kid with video game problems? Well, it does make them money right now. MONEY!
They had to explain how DNA testing worked to the 13 year old one in the photo =(
If I actually got it off UK:R and not VG247, which I actually linked to, then you'd be right.
However I did not get off UK:R, I got it off VG247, which I actually linked to.
However its obvious to me that the real reason is that you're BIAS against UK:R because you love Sony and want to have sex with a Killzone (moar liek GAYzone yeah?), or whatever it is the cool kids say these days
There's no way that toddler's 13 though. As someone stated, 8 is pretty damn close.
Eww.
It shouldn't count when most of the ass seems to be her face.
THAT was awesome. I'm sure that most of us were thinking a similar thing, but that was a great way to say it.
Im just saying.
"It shouldn't count when most of the ass seems to be her face"
I just spat Pot Noodle all over my computer I laughed so hard.
For extra anger consider that when she hits 16 and should decide to have that kid live with her then she will be considered his GUARDIAN thus claiming MORE in benefits.
God I hate this country sometimes.
Is that kid mental!?