Normally I'm really highbrow. I wear a smoking jacket at entirely inappropriate times, fill my pipe with the shredded remains of a Jane Eyre first edition and often refer to cars as "horseless cars." However, neither that trademark pretension nor my inability to read Polish could tarnish my glee after receiving this link from Polish site Polygamia collecting the vaguely infamous nudie pics EA has been using to promote Need for Speed: ProStreet, the Old Man and the Sea of peeling out and assuming all Asian people hang tiny dragons from their rearview mirrors.
See, that link contains two of my favorite things in the history of mankind: the female body unsullied by age, child birth, meth addiction, animal attacks or nuclear fallout and laughably sexist renditions of the old adage "sex sells."
Surely, placing fantastic breasts in front of phallic motor vehicles is as close to actually having a woman insert the NFS:PS disc into her vagina as you can get without actively upsetting the then-marginalized female denizens of the 'net, and to EA's credit, the target audience for a game like this is exactly the sort who wouldn't be bothered by things like sexism, or the fact that Susan B. Anthony's zombified corpse is a ravenous beast hungering only for brains and the male genitalia they happen to be encased within.
All that aside though, even the most bra-burningly active activist can't deny the beauty found in nekkid ladies. Girls are pretty. Pretty girls especially so. With that in mind, let's all forget about the underlying social issues present in this piece and instead just marvel at the grace of the female form.
It's what John Wayne would do.
(Also, I should have mentioned that that link isn't work-safe a while ago, but if any of you actually get fired for glorifying beauty, your boss never loved you in the first place.)
I guess it's more of a tatic to lure sex crazed teenage guys into buying the game.
I get my racing fix from Burnout (for the crashes) and Midnight Club (for the customization). Then again, I rarely have a racing desire to fulfill, so it's even more rare that I fix it with anything, haha.
What can I say, I'm an action gamer, not a racing one. Oh well.
Boobs, however, are always win. Thanks for the "heads up". :P
lol
Too bad the game is a joke. It's like money down the toilet for the developer.
on another note.
Matriarch Benezia = BITCH!
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Having something awesome like boobs, next to something shitty like NFS only serves to emphasize how awesome boobs are and how shitty NFS is.
Your plan has failed EA, badly.
They could have taken a screenshot from Superman 64, place the NFS logo in it, and make the tagline say "Hey, it could be worse." instead of this. Oh well.
I've enjoyed every minute of it so far!
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