GREEN GABLES: FoxToid has just uncovered what may be the biggest religion-based videogame scandal since the 1991 release of Wisdom Tree Inc. title Bible Adventures.

Early this morning, authorities launched a synchronized surprise raid on industry-leading videogame developers and publishers like Atari, Ubeesoft, D4, Buthesduh, THque, and BeastiSoft, among others, in attempts to uncover evidence of their involvement in what is being called Equestrian Science  Alliance. 

According to authorities, these videogame makers have banded together with the Church of Scientology to incorporate brain washing devices into all of their horse-based videogames. Horsezzz, Let's Ride Me, and Boobie Horse Adventures are listed among the almost 90 titles that contain subliminal messages of alien worship and animal love.

FoxToid attempted to reach the Ring horse for comment, but he declined, opting to place his right eye really close to the camera lens instead. 

UPDATE: A new report tells us that some of the print/magazine world may also been linked to the ESA, though no confirmations have surfaced yet. DeAgostini publication I Love Horses uses a promotional song that is sure to contain subliminal messages that control the listener's brain.

Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)

Aaron Mxy Yost

I KNEW IT!!!

MaxVest

Is that song available as a ringtone?

king3vbo

They want us to treat animals with care and love? THOSE BASTARDS

MrSadistic

Game of the fucking year in my book.

Topher Cantler

Surely you would never spy Geraldo Beedog using horses to lure people into freaky religious cults. Geraldo Beedog uses horses only for riding into town in order to catch train robbers, as beedog sheriffs often do.

tkyy

Did Tom Cruise adopted one of those as his 35233th child?

Surf314

What about Harry Potter raping horses on stage, does that have to do with Scientology too?

Justice

My little pony... this whole time! B*stards!

Another picture of the horses from the XENU HORSELUV game has been recovered and seems to add more light to this situation:



It's true, it's all trueeeee!

tazarthayoot

OMG SNUFFLES WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!?

Cowzilla3

I use to play my little pony all the tim...i mean i use to fight and shoot things. Screw ponies and scientology.

Velt

they use the little ponys to have sex!!!

Brian Szabelski

OMG NO WAI :O

brosef

Goddammit I love this site...

Red TheHaze Veron

Alam mong mahal na mahal kita, Dale North.

Maurice Tan

At least horses don't remind me of all the illegal mexican scum that is defiling America.

mix

Boobie Horse Adventures sounds awesome to me, pre-ordering that today!

13thDragon

I agree, Boobie Horse Adventures does sound jawesome.

Ogu

Justice's horses are huggung.

Chocobo Knight

If Tom Cruise is endorsing this, it must be GREAT!!

TehBoognish

TEST-A-PHYIED! I just got this game from Bust-Buy and the free can of gold paint and plastic baggie they were giving away with it was a great idea. I have never played a morefungame .n;BIK12 ';KM&ikl:"KBJ XJ<ASc

Bob Muir

I knew it! Conspiracy!

Miyuutsuu

I wonder if Barbaro was snuffed out because he was about to snitch out on this conspiracy. The whole 'broken leg' incident might have been an inside job warning, to not say a damn word. Or use that peanut butter trick.

The world may never know...

NegFactor

But you missed one important fact. Bible Adventures was also linked to scientology years before! TAKE THAT, CHRISTIANITY! ONE MORE BABY MOSES IN THE RIVER FOR THE TEAM!

Eschatos

Scientologist furries?

PetiePal

Dude Hairy Potter's Equis is coming out for the Wii!

HarassmentPanda

I love horses might be the best song ever!