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BREAKING: Carmen Sandiego found, arrested for prostitution photo

Only FoxToid brings you the answer to the age-old question Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

AMSTERDAM, NETHERLANDS: According to authorities, the elusive red-trenchcoated world traveler was picked up last night for prostitution in Amsterdam, The Netherlands. The former ACME agent, being well versed in geography, knew that Amsterdam's red light district was the best place for her to make some much needed money.

She told police that endless world travel caught up with her pocketbook, and she took to working the streets to make ends meet. She is now being held in a Dutch jail, where jailmates Rockapella frequently break out in song.

In an undercover operation, Sandiego was caught servicing Double Dare game show host Marc Summers. Among the evidence, police found that Sandiego billed Summers for a service called "the physical challenge." Summers refused to comment.

A police spokesperson said, "Now we know why everyone was looking for her. Apparently she's top notch!" 


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BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:33
BigPopaGamer
I don't see the problem here. The woman is doing what she has to to make some money. Don't go jumping on her case just because she likes to suck on things or ride people like a drunk cowboy on a free beer friday night at the local honky-tonk.
niakori's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:34
niakori
Top notch? She's not even good enough to stand in the window.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:35
Topher Cantler
Surely you would never spy Geraldo Beedog finding Carmen Sandiego. Geraldo Beedog understands the importance of Carmen Sandiego remaining elusive, so as to perpetuate the fantasies of Reverend Anthony.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:36
pendelton21
Thank God. I'm more excited that they caught those rapscallions Rockapella, though. How dare they bring music with no instrumentation to the masses!
LilJimmyNordin's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:36
LilJimmyNordin
I hope the children of those poor grandparents burn in hell
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:37
Samit Sarkar
Rev must be heartbroken

...because as her accomplice, he’s going to jail too!
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:38
Neonie
Well.....hmmmm......
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:38
Aerox
More evidence of the disgusting moral decline of our world. Big surprise that a country known for it's liberal drug policies and secular education system lures vulnerable young American women to lives of depravity and sin.
Robert's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:38
Robert
She take debit?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:38
king3vbo
Top notch indeed!
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:39
Chocobo Knight
Do you have to pay extra for Rockpella?
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:40
Cowzilla3
It's just sad that someone who was once such a glorious educator of children is now a disgusting hooker. This is what's wrong with the world. All our teachers are godless heathens.
Surf314's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:42
Surf314
Hey that's my wife!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:42
MrSadistic
I knew that whore I slept with looked familiar.

FYI, Carmen LOVES the Dirty Sanchez.
Horatio Caine's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:46
Horatio Caine
I bet you that her V.I.L.E. cronies are guilty of other crimes. RoboCrook & the Baron need to go Guantanamo.
MisterMingo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:46
MisterMingo


"On your 'Marc'...

Get set...

BLLOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!"
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:51
Justice
What the heck? I thought everybody knew, she was an extra in Hostel and some homeless guy was on the news saying how he saw her, paid her for her services and then continued about his business without realising it was her.
juan cholo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 13:02
juan cholo
I gave her 20 bucks in Tijuana for a blowie then she dissapeared. Damn she is quick.
JJ Rage's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 13:02
JJ Rage
Carmen Sandiego gave me something very itchy.
Release82's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 13:05
Release82
I for one am great-full that this harlot has been apprehended. For years she has taunted our children every week as she callously steals world monuments and cause general pandemonium across the world.

35 to life seems a proper punishment.
Release82's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 13:06
Release82
RoMeRtHeGaMe's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 13:08
RoMeRtHeGaMe
I knew she was leading a double life from the beginning, this story doesn't surprise me one bit....
The Incredible Edible Egg's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 13:09
The Incredible Edible Egg
wow miggs, way to get butt-sore over a day of fun. Why don't you spread some hate over at Kotaku or something?
calpis's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 13:12
calpis
I saw her show in Bangkok one year when she juggled a baseball, bowling pin, lollipop, and paraplegic without using her hands.
calpis's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 13:18
calpis
@miggs: http://www.theonion.com

btw, lighten up.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 13:23
AgentMOO
That's hot... Er... I mean reprihensible! Shame!
DrkAdonis's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 13:44
DrkAdonis
Wow... this is so epic. I can't believe they finally caught her!

Props for the song, man I miss that show....
Jaren Face's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 13:46
Jaren Face
Think of the children that grew up with her shenanigans. How do they feel that their beloved World Class Traveling Heroine wants nothing more than to travel into their World Class pants.

...They'd be just as heartbroken as me that they've missed their chance D:
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 13:50
Cheeburga
I came.
kintaeb's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 13:59
kintaeb
The Rockapella reference was nice. I, believe it or not, have part of the Carmen Sandiego soundtrack on my iPod, Rockapella keeps me sharp on the Capitals. ;D
ruiner9's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 14:21
ruiner9
Why would anyone get arrested for prostitution in Amsterdam, where it's perfectly legal?
Horatio Caine's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 14:34
Horatio Caine
The good people of ACME (maybe a joint operation w/ Interpol, yes the band, & the CIA) must have found her.
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 14:35
NihonTiger90
BREAKING NEWS: Foxtoid's Anthony Burch arrested, claims he wants to go to jail. It is unknown if this is related to the arrest of Carmen Sandiego...




















(Yes, yes it is.)
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 15:39
Sharpless
I always hoped this- er, knew this was the case. Such a pity.
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 16:20
deiga-the-semivaliant
Oh god my childhood fantasies come true.
Fleet3000's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 17:38
Fleet3000
that fucking bitch. i knew she was back in the slums of the red light district. whos gonna show up next, Natasha Fatale from Rocky and Bullwinkle?

SAY IT AIN'T SO!
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 17:42
Dexter345
Looks like Rev Anthony missed his opportunity. Or did he?
Churchhills Dog's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 18:21
Churchhills Dog
Good girl....good family....she's a HOOKA'!
NegFactor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 18:55
NegFactor
Finally, we've got her right where I want her. I mean...JUSTICE IS SEVERED!
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 20:51
Im OK
"She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China."

Indeed.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 23:51
Eschatos
I thought prostitution was legal in Netherlands.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 00:04
Necros
The last line is win.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 01:33
fetusmilk
i think theres something going on with her and waldo.
Knives's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 03:48
Knives
Why the hell was she all the way over there? TJ is right next to San Diego, dumb bitch.
PetiePal's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 09:31
PetiePal
DAMN IT. How did you find her? I thought my basement dungeon bunker was impenetrable! Not Carmen. She's very penetratable.
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 11:41
HarassmentPanda
Top notch, eh? I believe it.
The Unforgivable's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 21:18
The Unforgivable
Vandersexxx!
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