35 to life seems a proper punishment.
Props for the song, man I miss that show....
...They'd be just as heartbroken as me that they've missed their chance D:
(Yes, yes it is.)
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BREAKING: Carmen Sandiego found, arrested for prostitution
Only FoxToid brings you the answer to the age-old question Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? AMSTERDAM, NETHERLANDS: According to authorities, the elusive red-trenchcoated world traveler was picked up last night for prostitution in Amsterdam, The Netherlands. The former ACME agent, being well versed in geography, knew that Amsterdam's red light district was the best place for her to make some much needed money. She told police that endless world travel caught up with her pocketbook, and she took to working the streets to make ends meet. She is now being held in a Dutch jail, where jailmates Rockapella frequently break out in song. In an undercover operation, Sandiego was caught servicing Double Dare game show host Marc Summers. Among the evidence, police found that Sandiego billed Summers for a service called "the physical challenge." Summers refused to comment. A police spokesperson said, "Now we know why everyone was looking for her. Apparently she's top notch!" Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)I don't see the problem here. The woman is doing what she has to to make some money. Don't go jumping on her case just because she likes to suck on things or ride people like a drunk cowboy on a free beer friday night at the local honky-tonk. Surely you would never spy Geraldo Beedog finding Carmen Sandiego. Geraldo Beedog understands the importance of Carmen Sandiego remaining elusive, so as to perpetuate the fantasies of Reverend Anthony. Thank God. I'm more excited that they caught those rapscallions Rockapella, though. How dare they bring music with no instrumentation to the masses! More evidence of the disgusting moral decline of our world. Big surprise that a country known for it's liberal drug policies and secular education system lures vulnerable young American women to lives of depravity and sin. It's just sad that someone who was once such a glorious educator of children is now a disgusting hooker. This is what's wrong with the world. All our teachers are godless heathens. I bet you that her V.I.L.E. cronies are guilty of other crimes. RoboCrook & the Baron need to go Guantanamo. What the heck? I thought everybody knew, she was an extra in Hostel and some homeless guy was on the news saying how he saw her, paid her for her services and then continued about his business without realising it was her. I for one am great-full that this harlot has been apprehended. For years she has taunted our children every week as she callously steals world monuments and cause general pandemonium across the world.
35 to life seems a proper punishment. wow miggs, way to get butt-sore over a day of fun. Why don't you spread some hate over at Kotaku or something? I saw her show in Bangkok one year when she juggled a baseball, bowling pin, lollipop, and paraplegic without using her hands. Wow... this is so epic. I can't believe they finally caught her!
Props for the song, man I miss that show.... Think of the children that grew up with her shenanigans. How do they feel that their beloved World Class Traveling Heroine wants nothing more than to travel into their World Class pants.
...They'd be just as heartbroken as me that they've missed their chance D: The Rockapella reference was nice. I, believe it or not, have part of the Carmen Sandiego soundtrack on my iPod, Rockapella keeps me sharp on the Capitals. ;D The good people of ACME (maybe a joint operation w/ Interpol, yes the band, & the CIA) must have found her. BREAKING NEWS: Foxtoid's Anthony Burch arrested, claims he wants to go to jail. It is unknown if this is related to the arrest of Carmen Sandiego...
(Yes, yes it is.) that fucking bitch. i knew she was back in the slums of the red light district. whos gonna show up next, Natasha Fatale from Rocky and Bullwinkle?
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