Instead of spending five bucks on lackluster fast food at one of those late night joints, why not use the money to fund an exciting purchase of Braid from Steam? Forget about "going back in time" potions, the game has got dinosaurs in it.
Now, as we all know, dinosaurs are badass. Sometimes, they wear futuristic armor that let's them go PEW PEW PEW. Other times, they make otherwise crappy games somewhat tolerable. And in a fight against dragons, they could totally come out victorious, even as the underdog.
Sure, a few of the smaller dinosaurs would be charred to death, but there's enough variety that the dinosaurs would ultimately win the epic struggle of badass versus badass2 by overwhelming their foes.
In other words, by purchasing Braid, you are pledging your support for dinosaurs. Make the right choice, or suffer the consequences.
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10:00 PM on 09.10.2009
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It's almost annoying, since I like to buy retail and they often tempt me into submission.
As for Braid, I bought it at release due to the praise the console version got. It was quite good, especially the music and mood.
Calm down there buddy. You're at a 10 you need to be at a 2. Not every game is for everyone, especially a game like this that requires a lot of patience and puzzle solving.
Is the disclaimer really necessary? We're all free-thinking citizens and Shadowiii is yet to gain the power to determine what we choose to play! :)
That's what YOU think, you poor fool! I've already used my patented MIND TAKING to convince everybody on this thread to purchase Braid!
Mwahaha! And again, Mwahaha, I say!
Still, might just have to get this!