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There's enough brouhaha about in-game ads that you'd thing we were debating something truly controversial (OMG! There's ads on TV! How revolting! WTF! There's ads on my radio station! Damn them!), so I won't go there.  But lately, I've noticed a reversal. I'm talking about ads designed to appeal to gamers. For products that have nothing to do with games.

I'm sure the Dtoid army is about ready to revolt and burn down the tower, conjuring images of a Frankenstein movie. How dare advertisers invade our inner sanctum. And by "inner sanctum," I mean the basement of our parent's house. But I gotta admit, I've seen a couple of ads recently that tickled my funny bone.

Like this McDonald's ad for instance ...

Now, first of all, I want to just point out that the latest McDonald's campaign -- which focuses on the "Dollar Menunaire" -- is overall pretty lame. The concept of reaching out to cheap ass mofos seems misguided, as if we don't already think that Mickey D's food is already bottom of the barrel fast food (is there such a thing as Grade D meat?). Our sister site, Pop Rox USA, goes into more detail on that.


 

But the latest ads targeting gamers were pretty darn funny. And they used the Konami code. That's pretty cool. And they offer up some free strategy guides as well, which is pretty nifty too. The problem? They get the Konami code wrong...

I will say this -- if companies really want to target gamers, then they need to speak our language. And when they do, you can bet we appreciate it. Like the World of Warcraft spoof that featured the Toyota Tacoma. Nit picky gamers may note that there's no such things as "explosive arrows" in WOW, but the ad did work. On the flip-side, you've got Toyota making the crappiest XBox LIVE Arcade game alive, Yaris. A shooter that uses a car. Wha?

So this is really a call out to advertisers who see dollar signs when they hear how gamers are now a hot commodity -- if you really want to speak to us, you better know who we are. And to all you gamers, while we pretty much better brace ourselves for the inevitable onslaught of ads geared towards us, at least feel proud and almighty in that we are finally considered a prized demographic among advertisers.

And not just from energy drink makers, and the US Army, either.

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Dr. Boa may sound like someone who starred in some porn with Dirk Diggler, but his true passion is gaming. He's notched +15 years in the gaming industry, so he's got a healthy perspective on what goes on from the flipside. It's amazing he's not a jaded cynic yet. He's finally glad to see more drug filled parties with playboy bunnies and B level celebs like all other entertainment fields. Yes, gaming has finally made it.


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Wedge's Avatar
Wedge at 04/23/2008 19:15
It took me like five minutes to realize "Dollar Menunaire" was a pun on Millionaire. It just sounded like a French dollar menu to me or something.

Also the fuckers got the code wrong, naturally. It's BA.
Wexx's Avatar
Wexx at 04/23/2008 19:15
B-b-b-boner!
NightDehumidifier's Avatar
NightDehumidifier at 04/23/2008 19:30
This blog entry is brought to you by Amp® Energy Drink. With Guarana and caffeine its potency is sure to take the world by the horns. Amp® Energy Drink, available at your local grocer.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar
the GAMEGOBLIN at 04/23/2008 19:47
Holy shit it's you.
taumpytears's Avatar
taumpytears at 04/23/2008 20:00
Who you is?
BA Chieftain's Avatar
BA Chieftain at 04/23/2008 20:04
A B Select Start? *shakes head*
teach4food's Avatar
teach4food at 04/23/2008 20:09
Avoid the gamer pics.. they are scary. A crossover of Gérard Depardieu, Inigo Montoya, and Kevin Cronin
braulio09's Avatar
braulio09 at 04/23/2008 20:26
*looks at konami code*

Rifter01's Avatar
Rifter01 at 04/23/2008 20:27
LULZ @ Gamer Pics and Artists Style. Reminds me of Welcome Back Kotter! Oh Oh Mr. Kotter! Oh oh its John frick'in Travolta with a 'stache!
TheToiletDuck's Avatar
TheToiletDuck at 04/23/2008 20:32
i won't buy anything until McDonalds release a shitty xbox live arcade game
Joe Burling's Avatar
Joe Burling at 04/23/2008 20:40
Dr Boa, I love that Toyota commercial. Also, this!



i swear that will never get old
Luigi takes over's Avatar
Luigi takes over at 04/23/2008 21:08
love the toyota ad.

you forgot technical colleges where you LEARN TO MAKE VIDEO GAMES OH WOW, while talking about things that prize us as a demographic
Electro Lemon's Avatar
Electro Lemon at 04/23/2008 21:15
Daddy!
The-Excel's Avatar
The-Excel at 04/23/2008 21:22
I want to get a major in advertising or whatever it takes to be able to script and direct commercials so I can make commercials loaded with very subtle references to games.
Vlambo's Avatar
Vlambo at 04/23/2008 21:23
I loved that WoW commercial.
The Incredible Edible Egg's Avatar
The Incredible Edible Egg at 04/23/2008 21:59
Second vlambos comment

also, I won't mind advertisements where appropriate. Things that piss me off are enemy NPCs in my way having a friendly conversation about the MLG when they should be shooting me summons anger of the gods within me.

also, who is Dr.Boa?

also... no, too easy.
brainderailment's Avatar
brainderailment at 04/23/2008 22:02
It seems like, if McDonald's isn't exploiting a Black stereotype, they are exploiting a nerd/gamer stereotype. But, then again, marketing is all about stereotypes.
Cheeburga's Avatar
Cheeburga at 04/23/2008 22:14
"Oh hi, we play gamez and shitz. Buy our stuffs."
king3vbo's Avatar
king3vbo at 04/23/2008 23:16
ITS YOU!
NihonTiger90's Avatar
NihonTiger90 at 04/23/2008 23:46
Wait, who are you?
nintendoll's Avatar
nintendoll at 04/23/2008 23:57
Where is our man Jared to protect us gamers from McDonald's obvious misinterpretation of the fat, lazy gamer stereotype?

oh wait...right.
hood_954's Avatar
hood_954 at 04/24/2008 00:28
you got ads in my video games
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 04/24/2008 00:34
Dr. Boa sighting! Where you been?

I don't really care whether or not advertisers are trying to reach me through my gaming interest or not. I tend not to buy products based on witty or relevant commercials in the first place.
Boolean's Avatar
Boolean at 04/24/2008 00:48
"(OMG! There's ads on TV! How revolting! WTF! There's ads on my radio station! Damn them!),"

Errr, those are free services covered by ads, jackass.
Dr. Boa's Avatar
Dr. Boa at 04/24/2008 00:53
To: Gynecologist Cobra

Junior? You know, I paid your mom a lot of money so that you wouldn't contact me. You were put up for adoption long ago for a reason. Oh well. Hi.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar
Samit Sarkar at 04/24/2008 00:56
Hahaha, that WoW ad was pretty good. I remember liking it when I first saw it a while back.
Dr. Boa's Avatar
Dr. Boa at 04/24/2008 00:57
To Boolean:

So when was the last time you watched TV for FREE? EVERYONE pretty much pays for TV now, since they have cable/sat access. And there are ads on satellite radio now too. Or you can use other examples: Magazines, newspapers, and even buying a computer. You get ads now installed on your computer when you buy one!

Anyways, you miss the point. That there's great ads and bad ones, just hope you get good ones shoved down your face.
Boolean's Avatar
Boolean at 04/24/2008 01:33
"So when was the last time you watched TV for FREE?"

My whole life? I've never paid for TV (Australia) =/

Point taken, just the opening line seemed overly hostile towards anyone who hates ads. The hostility and complete dismissal to those who hold that opinion can be jammed up your beefclackers.
Neonie's Avatar
Neonie at 04/24/2008 01:38
Commercials: Apathy. I really could not care one way or the other in videogame's as long as they don't affect me directly (being in a place where you go "Lol it's so-and-so time era and they have an ad for comedy central)") or the words "Wal-Mart" appear in giant letters in the middle of my screen for 5 minutes.

Wanna put your ad on a billboard in a game that's in this time era? Go for it, sometimes it gives the game more realism. Wanna put your ad on the 360 marketplace? Sure whatever. Wanna make a shitty xbl game that, whereas it may be shitty, it gives us great martial to joke about as gamers (Yaris 2: The re-yarising: Comedy gold) then go for it. As long as it's not be intrusive, I couldn't care less.
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NSNick at 04/24/2008 02:19
That's it. Now I can't eat at McDonald's because they fucked up the Konami Code.

Fuckers.
Midknight's Avatar
Midknight at 04/24/2008 03:10
Gears of War 2, sponsored by Ax Men. Catch an all-new episode of Ax Men only on History, Sunday 10pm/9c - http://www.history.com/

We're on to you Boa...
BlackSunEmpire's Avatar
BlackSunEmpire at 04/24/2008 03:55
Do you think they don't know the code, or they just couldn't afford to license it to support $1 foods??
Dyson's Avatar
Dyson at 04/24/2008 04:14
I watch tv for free. We have a set of rabbit ears, that's all. The House of D trucks no pay television within its walls.
bleep's Avatar
bleep at 04/24/2008 04:18
There's enough brouhaha about in-game ads that you'd thing we were debating something truly controversial

Yes I do THING that

@BA_chieftain:
its only select start if you playing with two players!
Orionsaint's Avatar
Orionsaint at 04/24/2008 04:20
pronounced dollar manure
bloodylip's Avatar
bloodylip at 04/24/2008 06:40
How do I get on Xbpx Live? Sounds much cooler than Xbox. Like when the P replaced the O in own.
wardrox's Avatar
wardrox at 04/24/2008 07:11
In refernce to in-game adverts, I don't mind them if it makes the game's price go down and doesn't take away from the game.

When they slap adverts in there then charge the same amount (just making extra $$ for themselves) then I kick up a fuss.

I agree if these companies want to target us gamers, they do need to do a little research first.
WDot's Avatar
WDot at 04/24/2008 07:13
Coca Cola did this with an ad that looked just like GTA, except the guy was nice instead of being a thug.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zfhZfSVuup4
PraiseChaos's Avatar
PraiseChaos at 04/24/2008 07:43
Actually, this guy may have done his research and picked the wrong game from the Konami classic lineup.

That's the cheat from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3: The Manhattan Project for NES. For some reason, it uses that code rather than the normal *,B,A,Start sequence.
Demtor's Avatar
Demtor at 04/24/2008 08:19
McDonalds... the MTV of food... can suck a fat one. Right here Ronald *makes lewd gesture* right here.
Holyetheline's Avatar
Holyetheline at 04/24/2008 08:57
What kind of marketing campaigns do they have aimed towards vegetarian gamers?
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brad drac at 04/24/2008 09:08
I actually rarely watch TV, don't listen to the radio, don't read print media(other than books), and have adblock to take care of all the marketing nastiness on the internet, so I have very little exposure to advertisements at all. I do quite like it that way. That said, I'm not a rabid fanatic, vehemently opposed to marketing in all its forms. Ads popping up games is probably something of an inevitability. My only hope is that publishers do it in an immersive and unobtrusive way, the way sport and racing games do, or how R6:V implemented it. As long as I don't see giant garish ads for burger king while I'm tromping around middle earth or some shit, I'm willing to accept their existence.
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loki d20 at 04/24/2008 10:58
Nothing McDonalds does will get me to eat there other than the rare act of eating a breakfast burrito when I have nothing else available while on the road.

As far as advertising, really don't pay attention to it nowadays and I'm surprised so many people do. It's all tailored to grab one stereotypical group or another and it's all filled with half-truths and outright lies. This is why I try not to watch live tv and only recorded programs where I can skip past commercials and DVDs. Targeting gamers won't aid in my influence over certain products at all, so it doesn't affect me who they try to win over with them.
MechaMonkey's Avatar
MechaMonkey at 04/24/2008 12:11
I'm flattered. McDonald's is targeting me. I'ma eat their shit.
xenon's Avatar
xenon at 04/24/2008 12:34
Sorry Dr. Boa, I do want to go there.
There's ads on TV, fair enough. Ads on pay-TV, starts to piss me off. Ads interrupting a movie, necessary evil I guess. But ads inside a movie? That is revolting, and hopefully everyone agrees. Ads on the 360 Dashboard are fine by me (of course I'd do without, but it's very tolerable), but ads that alter the look and possibly the mechanics of the game (say, nameless soda restores 20HP, Pepsi restores 35) are an abomination. That is, unless the game in question is an explicitly promotional, free game like Yaris.
DarkTetsuya's Avatar
DarkTetsuya at 04/24/2008 12:54
@Wedge: usually it was, but there *were* instances where it'd end in AB... like I think one of the TMNT games had it that way.

And I guess that explains the 'Konami' tag, huh.
Eschatos's Avatar
Eschatos at 04/24/2008 14:35
Fuck the ads. Keep them out of my videogames.
PetiePal's Avatar
PetiePal at 04/24/2008 14:38
Nice article. And you're right if you want to target our demographic actually sink some money into the campaign not the bare-minimum. No one wants crap ass BK XBox games starring the King.
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adultswim810 at 04/26/2008 18:55
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