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Boy unleashes vengeance on Wii in a stream of urine photo

The more I think about this story, the more it makes perfectly rational sense. A four year old boy in Fleetwood, Lancashire was upset when his older brother chose to pay more attention to their new Christmas gift, a Nintendo Wii, than to him. Whether the boy was angry because he wasn't allowed to play or jealous of the Wii's influence over his brother is not certain, but it seems he urinated on the console and has now rendered it unplayable.

The boy's father, Darren Emsley, is hoping he can claim the incident on their home contents insurance, saying "it must surely be counted as a leak." Somehow it seems to me this would fall into the same category as explaining to the police why your ass is glued to a toilet seat.  I'm sure Mr Emsley is doomed to hear the worst Wii/wee jokes one can imagine for weeks to come. 

I'm trying to think of a situation in which peeing on something you are displeased with does not make sense. Sure, people will think you're completely insane, but the pleasure of peeing on a cheating ex-boyfriend's clothes before you return them is pretty awesome. Maybe a little vengeful. But still awesome. 

[Via GameSpot -- Thanks Jonathan]


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loki d20's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 16:00
loki d20
I'm with the 4-year old here. Family always comes first.
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 16:05
bottled dark
holy crap.
cp on my dtoids!
freeman1's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 16:12
freeman1
If someone pissed on my Wii they'd get theirs cut off.
luvmysegadc's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 16:30
luvmysegadc
LMAO!, Colette.

What is up with some of these people here claiming that the photo is child porn? A pedophile (or Robert Maplethorpe) you are not.

http://www.adultweblaw.com/laws/childporn.htm/
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 16:37
Teta
Also circunsition.
mr showtime's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 16:41
mr showtime
Michael Jackson just came
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 16:43
CypherVR
http://www.electricfencewhiz.ytmnd.com/
MissHinasaki's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 16:44
MissHinasaki
So people don't normally pee on other people's Wiis?

.........>_>
mr showtime's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 16:45
mr showtime
I should've done that to my brother's Sega Genesis when he wouldn't let me play Altered Beast.





"Welcome to your doom!"
adam wolf's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 16:50
adam wolf
one time i pooped in a box and my dog ate it. seriously.
Psywolf's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 17:07
Psywolf
hahha my friend once had a gf we all hated and it really effected us a group so one day we all put her bath pouf in the toilet and took turns peeing on it and hung it back in the shower with a hanger

well she took a shower with it not knowing and well it was god for lots of laughs
vp360's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 17:15
vp360
hey the wii deserved it
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 17:34
Spartacus
Aaaargh! My homophobia~!
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 17:42
MechaMonkey
Alternate title: Brothers have waggle-fight
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 18:20
timtheterrible
Why does this kid have a sweatband on? If making wee-wee is really that strenuous, it may be time to consult a physician.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 18:41
Holyetheline
A little piss will ruin a Wii. That sucks.
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 19:04
13thDragon
How come everyone thinks a little boy peeing is cute, but a little girl peeing is not?

Discuss.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 19:37
vexed alex
@ 13thDragon

Because watching pee run down a little girl's leg is fucking weird.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 19:43
vexed alex
Also, whiteboy is an unattractive man.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 20:04
Mxyzptlk
A four year old kid takes a piss on something he shouldn't? No wonder this made internation news.
hood_954's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 21:01
hood_954
74 comments and not a single one about wee wee and the wii?! what is the world coming to!?
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 21:04
Velt
Small kids do that all the time.... I know because I did it with my younger brother.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 21:08
Necros


Wii wee!
Spykron's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2008 21:51
Spykron
weeeeeeeeeeee

too easy
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 02:56
Fading Star
Not cool.
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