The more I think about this story, the more it makes perfectly rational sense. A four year old boy in Fleetwood, Lancashire was upset when his older brother chose to pay more attention to their new Christmas gift, a Nintendo Wii, than to him. Whether the boy was angry because he wasn't allowed to play or jealous of the Wii's influence over his brother is not certain, but it seems he urinated on the console and has now rendered it unplayable.
The boy's father, Darren Emsley, is hoping he can claim the incident on their home contents insurance, saying "it must surely be counted as a leak." Somehow it seems to me this would fall into the same category as explaining to the police why your ass is glued to a toilet seat. I'm sure Mr Emsley is doomed to hear the worst Wii/wee jokes one can imagine for weeks to come.
I'm trying to think of a situation in which peeing on something you are displeased with does not make sense. Sure, people will think you're completely insane, but the pleasure of peeing on a cheating ex-boyfriend's clothes before you return them is pretty awesome. Maybe a little vengeful. But still awesome.
[Via GameSpot -- Thanks Jonathan]
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12:16 PM on 01.03.2008
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I thought I set those to Private.
DO NOT WANT. That is fucking mean.
I hope never to hear that the white suit (and shoes!) get peed on.
sage
is dat sum CP? b&
Damn, why didn't I think of that.
You've never been to Germany have you?
A "Golden Shower" is most definitely porn, you just cropped the picture so we couldn't see who the kid was pissing on!
It's true too: urine makes bad things better.
That dear sir, is priceless!
'pauresis'
therapy back in high school + forcing oneself into those situations + understanding people + serax = not so hermitty anymore.
...and you are all like 'ew TMI, pussy!' BUT I bet a few of you have the same problem, think you're alone and haven't ever tried to fix it.
......
Did I say that out loud? Shit. >_>;
Just a little anecdote.
OK first.
Maybe the kid was confused by the name and though the Wii was a potty Training device.
Second my brother Peed on my SNES years back when he was still a toddler guess what It still worked not only that...I STILL USE IT TO THIS DAY. So the moral of the story?
Nintendo sucks.
That is all.
Also, Colette, in case you didn’t catch it in my prior comment, the title of this post should say “vengeance”, not “vengance”. As always, I don’t mean to be a dick.
COLETTE!
YOU POSTED CP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V3jy8bEPSE
And thanks for fixing the title, Colette. I’m just trying to help!
*bows*
I do what I can.
Are you taking appointments by any chance? ;)
LOL @ Wii Zapper
Also, CP = Colette's Post
Trying to claim a $250 system because your son peed on it?
get over yourself, don't get another and teach him a lesson, and don't bother raising your insurance rate.
Like the kid's shower.