The more I think about this story, the more it makes perfectly rational sense. A four year old boy in Fleetwood, Lancashire was upset when his older brother chose to pay more attention to their new Christmas gift, a Nintendo Wii, than to him. Whether the boy was angry because he wasn't allowed to play or jealous of the Wii's influence over his brother is not certain, but it seems he urinated on the console and has now rendered it unplayable.

The boy's father, Darren Emsley, is hoping he can claim the incident on their home contents insurance, saying "it must surely be counted as a leak." Somehow it seems to me this would fall into the same category as explaining to the police why your ass is glued to a toilet seat.  I'm sure Mr Emsley is doomed to hear the worst Wii/wee jokes one can imagine for weeks to come. 

I'm trying to think of a situation in which peeing on something you are displeased with does not make sense. Sure, people will think you're completely insane, but the pleasure of peeing on a cheating ex-boyfriend's clothes before you return them is pretty awesome. Maybe a little vengeful. But still awesome. 

[Via GameSpot -- Thanks Jonathan]