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Boy punches his own mother over Halo 3: THAT'S how you finish the fight photo

A young Halo 3 fan has been accused of punching his mother after she forced him to stop playing. The boy was engrossed in Bungie's latest epic when he was told to end the session as it was getting late. When he refused, the youngster's mother removed the 'air card' from the Xbox 360 (nobody knows what that is) and was met with violent resistance.

The Indian River County native then stormed through the house in a bid to find the hidden card, punching his mother in the process. When his search ended in success, the Master Chief lover locked himself in his room and continued the struggle against The Covenant, despite the fact that cops had been called.

As the mother and police started to bang on the barricade, the brigand hurled insults their way until cops eventually got to him, cuffed him and took him in. We do not know if he managed to find all the golden skulls before capture. 

As the gamer faces charges of domestic battery and battery on a law enforcement officer, I sit and wonder at what this will do for the industry's reputation. At least we can't say he's not truly hardcore.


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Knives's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 13:21
Knives
Air card=memory card ?

Or maybe the wireless internet like crveck said, where are the internet matlocks when you need them?!?!?!
jdub28's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 13:24
jdub28
@toffy

you just hurt my heart. How could i choose between smash and violence agaainst the women that fed me through a cord?

glad i moved out ^_^
jdub28's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 13:25
jdub28
also septendecimal post for the win
cousinike's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 13:28
cousinike
Halo 3... So Good, Make You Wanna Slap Your Mama!
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 13:30
Jim Sterling
I know it's considered bad form to laugh at your own work, but that header image is by far the funniest one I think I've done, even above Pastor Chief and Sacre Bleu-Ray. The image of Chief screaming that at a young player is too hilarious.
GeneralWong's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 13:32
GeneralWong
I only wish he had saved him smacking her in the theatre, i would have paid to see it!
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 13:34
Orionsaint
Let me guess, Jackie boy thompson is gonna focus on this isolated incident to show how violent games change us into monsters that wanna punch our moms?
LordRegulus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 13:35
LordRegulus
Air card = wireless network adapter. She unplugged it so he wouldn't be able to play online.

Jesus, I can only imagine what the pre-game banter must have sounded like after he plugged that fucker back in.

"Sup, dudes."
"Christ, fucker! Where'd you go?"
"Had to go punch my mom in the face."
"Cool. Is she bleeding?"
"Dunno. I just sorta left her there."
"Sweet. That's fuckin' ill, bro."
"Yeah. Oh shit, cops are here..."
"You gonna bail?"
"Fuck no. I've almost got my Marathon helmet. Now hold still so I can get that Two for One achievement..."
<POLICE BRUTALITY>
"JESUS CHRIST!"
</POLICE BRUTALITY>

Lazerface84's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 13:38
Lazerface84
I wonder how he became violent...
Real world experiences?
Or electronic simulations?
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 13:47
Snaileb
Yeah I almost died laughing at the caption.
SuperDave's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 13:49
SuperDave
I want my MOTHERF***ING CHOCOLATE MILK!!!

*punches mother in the face*
JohnThEReaper617's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 13:56
JohnThEReaper617
Well you were wrong on one thing Jim he is harcore...retarted thats about it..who would punch the woman who gave you life...this kid is king of douche...
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 14:06
Holyetheline
That's definitely some dedication to getting a game done there.
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 14:11
B-Radicate
Of course the industry will be hit with backlash. Because no one has ever beaten or maimed one another over less controversial subject matter like sexual assault, drugs, or religion.

Someone hand me a towel, the sarcasm is dripping off of me.
DynamicSheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 14:12
DynamicSheep
"As the gamer faces charges of domestic battery and battery on a law enforcement officer"

He punched his mom, then he punched one of the cops? Wow... that's crazy.
FuriousGeorge's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 14:13
FuriousGeorge
Jack is going to have a field day...... underage kid playing halo.... well what underage kid ISNT ⌐_⌐

video games promoting violence
child proceeding to teabag unconscious mother

M$ is in for it now
SourGr8pes's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 14:14
SourGr8pes
OK, this kid versus the Angry German Unreal Kid?
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 14:22
MechaMonkey
My mom would have hit back. The taboo against hitting your children when they're stupid needs to be overcome.
DGX Goggles's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 14:29
DGX Goggles
Jesus christ, what a pushover parent. No wonder she bought Halo 3 for her kid. Stupid bitch should have given him the ass-whooping he deserved. Doesn't take the police to do your job as a parent.
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 14:31
nademagnet
wut? Seriously? I really with these parents had the balls to royally beat the tar out their own child over this. My dad would have beat me down so fast for acting like that. I mean... damn.
Wry Guy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 14:37
Wry Guy
It's bullshit to blame everything on the parents. As for calling the cops, the Mom was probably afraid of taking on the kid herself after getting attacked.

There's some instances where the parent deserves to receive some blame, but that kid being a fucking idiot is that kid's problem, and he deserved to get his ass sent to jail for it.

Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars. Give this dumbass a copy of Brain Age.
dubbya's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 14:41
dubbya
what can you easily remove to render the 360 useless?
sogmasta's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 14:43
sogmasta
MOM: Billy? PLease get off da halos. Your upsetting my uterus

Billy: FAAAALLLCON PUNCHUUUU!! DAMN YOU IN DA FACE. i GET MONEY
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 14:45
vexed alex
There is no way I could get away with hitting my mother in the face. She would fuck me up with whatever she could find and then would call my dad to fuck my up even worse.

Seriously, I hope he drops the soap. Who hits their own mother over a video game? That little bitch is going to pay for pussy for the rest of his life.

"The taboo against hitting your children when they're stupid needs to be overcome."

Yes.If they're too stupid to know who to respect, you should physically show them.
Virtualgirl's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 15:00
Virtualgirl
That is a big no - no!
chronicus_prime's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 15:04
chronicus_prime
I wonder how old the shit was. Also air card is prob memory card.
Lithium's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 15:05
Lithium
[halo anouncer] running riot [/halo anouncer]
xdaytime's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 15:07
xdaytime
BATTERING FRENZY
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 15:08
Mxyzptlk
The parents shouldn't be allowing him to play an M rated game in the first place from the sounds of it.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 15:13
Necros
Wow...dumb kid.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 15:16
Sharpless
PARENTAL C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

I haven't enjoyed a headline and picture caption that much in 50 years. Nay, since the dawn of man.
PsychoSoldier's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 15:22
PsychoSoldier
@Sharplesss: Nice

I think I smell Jack Thompson coming from the shadows
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 15:23
blehman
lol@sogmasta: your upsetting my uterus
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 15:24
brainderailment
Maybe the "air card" is supposed to be the wireless adapter, considering apple calls it an airport card. Of course this means he didn't want to play single player, but multiplayer.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 15:33
aborto thefetus
Mother's parenting skills=fail
Dumbass kid punching mother=fail
calling something an "air card"=fail

WE HAVE A FAIL TRI-ATHALON HERE!!
sirpalee's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 15:38
sirpalee
Within one week we'll se some news, "from you know who", about that a kid attacked her mom, because he wanted to play more HALO 3...

Again bad reputation to the industry, 'cos one silly underaged kid gone wild, and another 4millions plays it sane.
grrza's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 15:43
grrza
Why isn't the age reported anywhere? "Juvenile" doesn't tell us anything. If he's like 10 or 11, he should have the crap beat out of him (if the mom can't do it, then by a father, or older sibling, or uncle, or _someone_). If he's too old/big for that, then yeah, getting arrested is probably the right thing.

If he was trying to hit the cops too, then clearly there's other stuff wrong with this kid besides playin too much halos.
weedgan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 15:46
weedgan
Well i mean, if he quit he would of lost EXP!!!
Kalmah's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 16:00
Kalmah
I smell another Jack Thompson case.

"This boy was CLEARLY playing a violent videogame when he ALLEGEDLY struck his mother. Coincidence? I think not, gentlemen."

"He never would have struck his mother if he WASN'T playing a violent videogame. It's logically, and scientifically proven."
JeRe38's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 16:00
JeRe38
LOL! You just can't quit in the middle of a match. Can someone say "BOOM HEADSHOT!!"
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 16:07
Sharpless
Wait, did we ever figure out what the fuck an "air card" is? This story is just endlessly entertaining, wrong as it is.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 16:21
Eschatos
Cooling fan, maybe? That circulates air, close enough for me.
mackisawesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 16:29
mackisawesome
1 i hate halo..... 2, how old was this boy.... 3 YOU GUYS ALL DONT HAVE AIR CARDS!?!?!?
TJH518's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 16:39
TJH518
I agree if the kid is like 12 or 13 beat the crap out of him and take his Xbox. If he is like 16 or 17, yeah then you call the cops. But to me if he is 16 or 17 and gets that angry about having to stop playing Halo, I dont think hes gonna be that hard to put in his place. Also why the hell does this women not have a key to a door in her house? And of course this happened in Florida, gotta love it here. Hurricanes, Voting Issues, Jack Thomson, now mom punching, great state huh?
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 16:39
Im OK
I bet his mom refused to get him some chocolate milk too.

I really hope those cops laid his ass out.
Diomeneus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 16:42
Diomeneus
Oh Jim... your writing style never fails to inspire laughter. "We do not know if he managed to find all the golden skulls before capture."

Genius!

Also, cocks
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 16:57
Trevor McGee
This is your brain.



This is your brain on Halo.

Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 17:12
Clockwork
What the fuck is an air card?
luvmysegadc's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 17:12
luvmysegadc
I hope he gets raped in jail! This is over a video game ( a damn good one, I might add). If this dipshit has no respect for his mother or women in general, he deserves to be in jail and subjected to being raped 24/7/365 and/or having to suck Eric Cartman's balls for not believing in Leprechauns!
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