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Boy punches his own mother over Halo 3: THAT'S how you finish the fight photo

A young Halo 3 fan has been accused of punching his mother after she forced him to stop playing. The boy was engrossed in Bungie's latest epic when he was told to end the session as it was getting late. When he refused, the youngster's mother removed the 'air card' from the Xbox 360 (nobody knows what that is) and was met with violent resistance.

The Indian River County native then stormed through the house in a bid to find the hidden card, punching his mother in the process. When his search ended in success, the Master Chief lover locked himself in his room and continued the struggle against The Covenant, despite the fact that cops had been called.

As the mother and police started to bang on the barricade, the brigand hurled insults their way until cops eventually got to him, cuffed him and took him in. We do not know if he managed to find all the golden skulls before capture. 

As the gamer faces charges of domestic battery and battery on a law enforcement officer, I sit and wonder at what this will do for the industry's reputation. At least we can't say he's not truly hardcore.


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Sphinx 13's Avatar
Sphinx 13 at 11/01/2007 12:41
Headshot?
Lethal Dosage's Avatar
Lethal Dosage at 11/01/2007 12:41
God, I hate Halo.
travolta's Avatar
travolta at 11/01/2007 12:44
Were going into a moral sewer.
LimeGuardian's Avatar
LimeGuardian at 11/01/2007 12:45
Hope that he got all of those skulls or this is just going to look stupid.
Justin Villasenor's Avatar
Justin Villasenor at 11/01/2007 12:45
Definitely facepalm.jpg worthy.
mispelt's Avatar
mispelt at 11/01/2007 12:46
I think the biggest question here is which direction the boy's ball cap was facing during all this.
DrNutt's Avatar
DrNutt at 11/01/2007 12:46
I wonder if he's like twelve. It's really the mother's fault. I don't know anything about the halos, I just buy him what he wants.
corneliuscack's Avatar
corneliuscack at 11/01/2007 12:47
...and the dad was just sitting there playing co-op with him.

ahahahah
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 11/01/2007 12:49
This whole post is made of lulz, the title, the caption.. what a way to put a positive spin on something negative.

Seriously that kid is a douche. (omg Lethal Dosage sighting)
Marlboro Man's Avatar
Marlboro Man at 11/01/2007 12:49
Comming next week: 'Bush blames Halo 3 for Americas problems !!'
zealot9802's Avatar
zealot9802 at 11/01/2007 12:50
With all due respect mom's are women...... and they need to be put in there place. Score one for falling on doorknobs around the world. ;)
Silverback 55's Avatar
Silverback 55 at 11/01/2007 12:50
GOING down the moral sewer? C'mon we circled the drain at about 1995.
Myrmidon16's Avatar
Myrmidon16 at 11/01/2007 12:53
"I sit and wonder at what this will do for the industry's reputation..."
not good jim, not good.
also, lol'd.
Myrmidon16's Avatar
Myrmidon16 at 11/01/2007 12:53
"I sit and wonder at what this will do for the industry's reputation..."
not good jim, not good.
also, lol'd.
Myrmidon16's Avatar
Myrmidon16 at 11/01/2007 12:53
"I sit and wonder at what this will do for the industry's reputation..."
not good jim, not good.
also, lol'd.
Myrmidon16's Avatar
Myrmidon16 at 11/01/2007 12:53
"I sit and wonder at what this will do for the industry's reputation..."
not good jim, not good.
also, lol'd.
Myrmidon16's Avatar
Myrmidon16 at 11/01/2007 12:53
"I sit and wonder at what this will do for the industry's reputation..."
not good jim, not good.
also, lol'd.
Myrmidon16's Avatar
Myrmidon16 at 11/01/2007 12:53
"I sit and wonder at what this will do for the industry's reputation..."
not good jim, not good.
also, lol'd.
Myrmidon16's Avatar
Myrmidon16 at 11/01/2007 12:53
"I sit and wonder at what this will do for the industry's reputation..."
not good jim, not good.
also, lol'd.
Myrmidon16's Avatar
Myrmidon16 at 11/01/2007 12:53
"I sit and wonder at what this will do for the industry's reputation..."
not good jim, not good.
also, lol'd.
Myrmidon16's Avatar
Myrmidon16 at 11/01/2007 12:53
"I sit and wonder at what this will do for the industry's reputation..."
not good jim, not good.
also, lol'd.
Myrmidon16's Avatar
Myrmidon16 at 11/01/2007 12:53
"I sit and wonder at what this will do for the industry's reputation..."
not good jim, not good.
also, lol'd.
Myrmidon16's Avatar
Myrmidon16 at 11/01/2007 12:53
"I sit and wonder at what this will do for the industry's reputation..."
not good jim, not good.
also, lol'd.
Myrmidon16's Avatar
Myrmidon16 at 11/01/2007 12:54
"I sit and wonder at what this will do for the industry's reputation..."
not good jim, not good.
also, lol'd.
Tino's Avatar
Tino at 11/01/2007 12:55
Easily a lulzapalooza.
Myrmidon16's Avatar
Myrmidon16 at 11/01/2007 12:55
"I sit and wonder at what this will do for the industry's reputation..."
not good jim, not good.
also, lol'd.
Myrmidon16's Avatar
Myrmidon16 at 11/01/2007 12:55
"I sit and wonder at what this will do for the industry's reputation..."
not good jim, not good.
also, lol'd.
Myrmidon16's Avatar
Myrmidon16 at 11/01/2007 12:55
"I sit and wonder at what this will do for the industry's reputation..."
not good jim, not good.
also, lol'd.
Myrmidon16's Avatar
Myrmidon16 at 11/01/2007 12:55
"I sit and wonder at what this will do for the industry's reputation..."
not good jim, not good.
also, lol'd.
Myrmidon16's Avatar
Myrmidon16 at 11/01/2007 12:55
"I sit and wonder at what this will do for the industry's reputation..."
not good jim, not good.
also, lol'd.
Oni's Avatar
Oni at 11/01/2007 12:55
It's retards like this semen stain that are a pox on the rest of us mentally balanced gamers.

Honestly, I hope his mom presses charges. The little shit needs to know there are consequences for every action.

If I had done what this kid did, my mom AND my dad would've beaten me stupid. If I had done this on a Friday, I'd wake up on Monday morning and only feel pain and a vague sense of fear, knowing full well that my console was gone and knowing they took it, but not really knowing why, and knowing better than to ask for the bloody thing back.

@zelot9802: I hope you're joking. I really, really do.
Myrmidon16's Avatar
Myrmidon16 at 11/01/2007 12:56
sorry my computer asploded
Cheeburga's Avatar
Cheeburga at 11/01/2007 12:56
Achievement Unlocked?
Kryptinite's Avatar
Kryptinite at 11/01/2007 12:57
Um...what???
Oni's Avatar
Oni at 11/01/2007 12:58
M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!
FrozenSpaceMonkey's Avatar
FrozenSpaceMonkey at 11/01/2007 13:00
Where else but Florida...
J03yyz's Avatar
J03yyz at 11/01/2007 13:01
Hey i don't blame the kid, those air cards are hard to replace!
Variable Gear's Avatar
Variable Gear at 11/01/2007 13:01
LOL @ mispelt
Justin Villasenor's Avatar
Justin Villasenor at 11/01/2007 13:02
Nice septendecimal post Myrmidon16.
thedude93's Avatar
thedude93 at 11/01/2007 13:03
The melee button in halo is getting out of control.
Pupnasty's Avatar
Pupnasty at 11/01/2007 13:04
*bleep* "Achievement Unlocked : 25G - Mother Melee"

Thi kid is...wow, either the most hardcore gamer ever, or really....realy...REALLY stubborn...

BTW, he doesnt get a cookie.
balth's Avatar
balth at 11/01/2007 13:05
They were probably british.

Curse you Britains and your beleagured governmental parenting skills!

Bad show, old bean!
Trev's Avatar
Trev at 11/01/2007 13:06
I don't know which is worse, the kid that thought that was ok, or the mother thats going to let the cops do her parenting for her. Both are pretty disgusting.
crveck's Avatar
crveck at 11/01/2007 13:07
How old was the kid? The kid sounds like he is 15ish. The mom brought this upon her self for lettin the kid buy it, she shoulda taken the game, not the 'air card.' I wonder if by air card they meant wireless internet?
Trev's Avatar
Trev at 11/01/2007 13:07
I don't know which is worse, the kid that thought that was ok, or the mother thats going to let the cops do her parenting for her. Both are pretty disgusting.
crveck's Avatar
crveck at 11/01/2007 13:07
*note, i do not condone the hitting of mothers.
blehman's Avatar
blehman at 11/01/2007 13:11
Zanch's Avatar
Zanch at 11/01/2007 13:15
Damn...he sure takes his Halo seriously. I hope it was worth the impending jail time!
dr3nd4r's Avatar
dr3nd4r at 11/01/2007 13:18
WTF is an air Card?????
Toffy's Avatar
Toffy at 11/01/2007 13:18
this is a case which we know of because the mom called the cops.

Imagine the other million who hit their mom's and doens't hit the newspapers.

btw, halo is so not worth hitting your mom for, if it was smash, that would be another story :D
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