Boy DOES NOT strangle sister over BioShock game

I strangled my little sister over Barbie's Horse Adventures.

I tried to have sex with every demographic of college girl thanks to Leisure Suit Larry magna cum laude. DAMN DEM VIDEOR GAMES!

I'm surprised jack thompson hasn't slid his ever so tiny penis into this one. I guess it could be considered a clitorus, it's really hard to tell.

Or how bout i used my inferno plasmid (hairspray and lighter) and lit her hair on fire and when she tried to run to the bathtub to put it out i used my shock plasmid(toaster). come on kid be halfway creative if your gonna make shit up.

this is almost as dumb as eating burritos without the burrito coverings mmmmmhmmmm

you know its a bad story, when the comments here make for better reading than the original.

"would you kindly" Nice...

i've punch my controller and a lot of objects due to cod2 veteran, and then my bastard disk broke, so i never finished it.

This sounds almost like an article from The Onion, except more half-assed, poorly written, and unfunny.

Wow what an idiot.

Holy shit Mxyzptlk, they *were* really delicious weren't they? Things are definitely getting out of hand!

Even if you are "really into your games," how in the world do you accidentally strangle someone??? Doesn't it take like 2 minutes for a person to suffocate? Even if this were real...accidentally hitting her in the head with a brick or something would be less retarded writing.

This really did happen! My cousin says he knows a guy who goes to school with Sean Conner. He said that it was all over the KC news but all of a sudden the news stopped talking about it.

Response from the author of the blog:

First, thanks for even reading the article. What's worse than negative publicity (Which I have MORE than enough of. Check out my biggest article about Goatse being on the CNN/YouTube debates) is no publicity.

The fact is (heh, "fact") that the article accomplished everything it was meant to accomplish. Though I won't say the article is fake, I will say that anybody who believed the article also recognized how ridiculous it is that nobody held Sean Connor responsible for his own actions, including his mother and Jack Thompson.

I'm a huge gamer and an even huger fan of Bioshock, some of you express a concern that the Jack Thompsons of this world will use this as fodder, but the fact is that this article actually does more to discredit the Jack Thompsons than it does to support them by pointing out how ridiculous their platform is.

And for anybody who wants proof of this, try to find one comment from somebody which argues that this is a good example of the dangers of videogame violence. There isn't one. Instead, all of the dialogue created around the article has been defending videogame violence, and thus supporting videogames.

Like all my articles, it's not the story that is important but the conversations started because of them. And this is no exception.

Thanks for reading!

Sincerely,
Ben Goldman
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