This is for the gamers that actually finished Portal from The Orange Box and got to hear the wicked end song, "Still Alive" created by Jonathan Coulton, and sung by the defeated end boss, GlaDOS. I wasn't one of those people, but I still heard the song and that's what counts. Right?
Anyway, Rob Balder has created a cute parody of the Portal end song, which features another famous end boss. The song, "Still Annoyed" features Bowser of Super Mario Bros. fame singing his own version of an appropriate end song. Rob felt that GlaDOS shouldn't be the only end boss to get his own song, so he made one up for Bowser.
Click the play button in the box after the jump to hear this cute parody.
His voice isn't that bad, but the filter he uses for "Bowser" is annoying. The actual lyrics are funny though, so here they are without the annoying voice:
This was some bull-crap, and what is a "warp zone,"
that was F'ed, it's hard to overstate my irritation.
You think your the good guy, your quest is so right you can't go left,
for the good of princesses, except the ones who aren't yours.
But there's no sense dallying with every decoy,
you just keep on rallying until I'm destroyed,
and the game gets done, everybody has fun,
'cept for Bowser cause, I'm still annoyed.
The hell kind of plumber? Writing your union, tell you what,
I bet they'd like to know your doing mushrooms,
and blowing up landmarks, and setting the wildlife on fire.
As they burned it hurt because... my Goomba's were on fire!
Now these secret passages will let me escape,
I've got food and furnishings and novels on tape,
it's a minor setback, I will soon get back on track,
but regardless I am still annoyed.
Go ahead and take her, if I know my Peachy she'll be back,
You didn't think I stole these beauties did you?
They love my compassion, I'm kidding, Ha ha, It's cause I'm rich.
Anyway I guarantee, I give her something you can't.
Look at me still ranting when there's still sequels to plant,
when it's said and done you know that I'm the best man,
I am still all wise and smart, I've a complex inner-heart,
with a thousand shades of being annoyed.
And believe me I am still annoyed,
your playing tennis, and I'm still annoyed,
your riding go-karts, and I'm still annoyed,
your playing doctor, and I'm still annoyed,
your going Wii now, and I'm still annoyed,
This is so not good.
That Bowser Impostor there sound like
Ma~ri~o hit him in the 'nards with fi~re.
Mario Brothers
And related games are just to good
to be pa~ro~died by this
and has Bowser ever whined ?
But there's no sense flaming every YouTube Poop Crap,
If you take it too serious~ly - go off the net,
else some hacking is done,
you'll get an ANSI bomb,
ruining all of your hard drive.
*musical interlude*
I'm not even angry,
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though this made my day,
enraged me.
I'm blocking the Script now
To make that bad voice just go away
If I could I'd make it burn
I'd be so happy right then.
That song up there 's a waste of internet time,
Sounds like a Sound Test Beta
For Windows new chime
Why could Bowser just be burned ?
Is there no-one who has learned
Stuff like that shan't be on a hard drive ?
*musical interlude 2*
Go and delete it.
I think we prefer to let it slide.
Maybe you'll find someone who'll lol at it.
Maybe at 4chan.
That was a joke.
Haha.
Please not.
Anyway, this blog is great,
It is an internet joist.
Look at us - Still listening when there's posting to do,
When hear that song
it makes me want to eat glue.
I have subroutines to run,
there's a defrag to be done,
cleaning crap off of my nice hard drive
Then I'll virus-check my whole hard drive.
I'll delete all my ROMs to that jive
It runs fantastic, my cleansed hard drive...
You've got a porn virus on your hard drive.
It stalks you data and eats it alive
Whilst you are reading, it goes for a dive
in your drive...
In your drive.
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Contest:
12:11 PM on 12.22.2007
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lol
tired of mario related shit.
This song cheapens us both.
Sincerely,
Johnny Barnstorm
This was some bull-crap, and what is a "warp zone,"
that was F'ed, it's hard to overstate my irritation.
You think your the good guy, your quest is so right you can't go left,
for the good of princesses, except the ones who aren't yours.
But there's no sense dallying with every decoy,
you just keep on rallying until I'm destroyed,
and the game gets done, everybody has fun,
'cept for Bowser cause, I'm still annoyed.
The hell kind of plumber? Writing your union, tell you what,
I bet they'd like to know your doing mushrooms,
and blowing up landmarks, and setting the wildlife on fire.
As they burned it hurt because... my Goomba's were on fire!
Now these secret passages will let me escape,
I've got food and furnishings and novels on tape,
it's a minor setback, I will soon get back on track,
but regardless I am still annoyed.
Go ahead and take her, if I know my Peachy she'll be back,
You didn't think I stole these beauties did you?
They love my compassion, I'm kidding, Ha ha, It's cause I'm rich.
Anyway I guarantee, I give her something you can't.
Look at me still ranting when there's still sequels to plant,
when it's said and done you know that I'm the best man,
I am still all wise and smart, I've a complex inner-heart,
with a thousand shades of being annoyed.
And believe me I am still annoyed,
your playing tennis, and I'm still annoyed,
your riding go-karts, and I'm still annoyed,
your playing doctor, and I'm still annoyed,
your going Wii now, and I'm still annoyed,
Still annoyed!
also, writing your union.
faith, you havent played through portal yet?! why?!?!
But -- damn it!! -- "YOUR" IS NOT "YOU'RE"!!!!!
That Bowser Impostor there sound like
Ma~ri~o hit him in the 'nards with fi~re.
Mario Brothers
And related games are just to good
to be pa~ro~died by this
and has Bowser ever whined ?
But there's no sense flaming every YouTube Poop Crap,
If you take it too serious~ly - go off the net,
else some hacking is done,
you'll get an ANSI bomb,
ruining all of your hard drive.
*musical interlude*
I'm not even angry,
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though this made my day,
enraged me.
I'm blocking the Script now
To make that bad voice just go away
If I could I'd make it burn
I'd be so happy right then.
That song up there 's a waste of internet time,
Sounds like a Sound Test Beta
For Windows new chime
Why could Bowser just be burned ?
Is there no-one who has learned
Stuff like that shan't be on a hard drive ?
*musical interlude 2*
Go and delete it.
I think we prefer to let it slide.
Maybe you'll find someone who'll lol at it.
Maybe at 4chan.
That was a joke.
Haha.
Please not.
Anyway, this blog is great,
It is an internet joist.
Look at us - Still listening when there's posting to do,
When hear that song
it makes me want to eat glue.
I have subroutines to run,
there's a defrag to be done,
cleaning crap off of my nice hard drive
Then I'll virus-check my whole hard drive.
I'll delete all my ROMs to that jive
It runs fantastic, my cleansed hard drive...
You've got a porn virus on your hard drive.
It stalks you data and eats it alive
Whilst you are reading, it goes for a dive
in your drive...
In your drive.