The Green Koopa Troopa is basically the runt of Koopa Troopas everywhere, but even the lowliest minion gets its time to shine. Green Koopa your time is now and your place is in the form of a Koopa Troopa electric guitar. An anonymous creator fashioned this piece of geek rock and roll and his friend posted it to Reddit.
Needles to say, something like this got some votes over there, and the creator finally had to drop a few words of wisdom about his piece of electric guitar glory. He explains that, "The guitar is right handed. I play it so the Koopa is on its back (it's been stomped). When it is on a guitar stand it's walking about. Just pretend Mario jumped on the Koopa Troopa and chose to hold it for too long so it's escaping."
What kind of man comes up with not only the idea for a Koopa Troopa guitar, but also a logical reasoning for its position both in arm and in a stand? The greatest man ever born. We salute you, sir.
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