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Boston Police Dept. will report all zombie attacks photo

This story can only be spuriously related to videogames by putting a Left 4 Dead spin on it, but it's just too awesome not to write about. A short Twitter exchange between a concerned citizen and the Boston Police Department revealed just how dedicated the boys in blue can be, as they pledged to inform the world of any zombie attacks they come across.

Boston_Police: INJURED OFFICER: Officer from district 4 transported to Beth Israel Hospital, human bite to arm, suspect in custody.

willcady: @Boston_Police if that was a zombie bite, would you tell us?

Boston_Police: @willcady Yes, absolutely

With so many videogames based on zombies, we should be more prepared than anybody else to tackle the undead menace when it comes, and it will definitely come one of these days. As skilled as we may be at introducing flesh-eating ghouls to the business end of a shotgun, however, it's great to know that the police will be looking out for us with the rotting apocalypse arrives.








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Kohlstream's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 13:04
Kohlstream
Are there any secluded manors in Boston?
Mentok the Mindtaker's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 13:13
Mentok the Mindtaker
Awesome heading to Boston now
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 13:17
AgentMOO
Why did I have to go and move out of Boston? I'm wide open to zombie attacks now!
Senisan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 13:22
Senisan
I escaped custody and I am now fleeing Boston after biting an Officers arm...fever gone but itchy.
Tha_Meat's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 13:29
Tha_Meat
Only in Boston. Atleast I know I'm safe if the mooninites attack.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 13:30
Darren Nakamura
Hee hee.
AdamT's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 13:30
AdamT
I live near Boston... here's to hoping the first attacks start in the subway. Miles of underground transportation waiting to be used as a vessel for a zombie outbreak.
Gibbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 13:43
Gibbo
Slow news day Jim?
nickthehat's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 13:50
nickthehat
Awesome, way to play along copper!
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 13:53
Jim Sterling
"Slow news day Jim?"

No, I actually have a shitload of things to do. The term "slow news day" is so overused.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 14:00
Holyetheline
Shit's always goin' down.
Vanilla Gorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 14:06
Vanilla Gorilla
If you think the Swine Flu is an epidemic, you clearly haven't heard of the T-Cell Virus. It's a good thing that there can be such transparent communications for a zombie outbreak... Because there isn't any hope if you can't get it quarantined.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 14:08
F Whipple
It has begun
Senisan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 14:13
Senisan
@F Whipple Mortal Kombaaaaaaaaaaaat!...apologies, everytime I see that phrase I scream that in my head.
PhazonYoshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 14:56
PhazonYoshi
@Gibbo if by slow you mean important to everybody, not just gamers, then no.

This shouldn't have just been posted here, it should be on CNN, BBC, everywhere. This is -important-. Jim may have saved us all.
DiegoMendoza's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 16:01
DiegoMendoza
Hilarious :)
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 16:12
Excel-2011
Why does the police need a Twitter account?
Kyle MacGregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 16:37
Kyle MacGregor
The cops have twitter?
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 18:55
DaedHead8
Does anybody else feel that the response from the police sounds slightly sarcastic? I don't trust authority in the least, I'm positive they would cover up a zombie outbreak if one were to occur. Fuckers.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 19:19
Chronic Logic
During a zombie apocalypse, NEVER trust your life in the police, they'll get crushed within seconds by the zombies, always trust the rag tag groups of survivors.
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 22:29
The Amazing Shenazin
that's hlarious
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2009 13:50
AgentMOO
@Senisan82
Oh no you turned into one of those zombies who record journal entries!
WarZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 12:10
WarZombie
Well, at least we can use their guns when they are eaten alive.
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