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I like Gearbox.

I know that they're a huge company whose primary goals involve taking my money from me, but the guys that work there seem to have a good sense of humor (judging by the writing in Borderlands), and they've broken, at least temporarily, the games-media cycle. To wit: they announced "The Secret Armory of General Knoxx," the third pack of DLC for the Game-of-the-Year-nominated Borderlands, less than a month ago.

It's available right now on Xbox Live Arcade, and it'll hit the PlayStation 3 on Thursday. I don't know about you guys, but waiting years for a new game is for the birds.

On that note, I liked the first two packs of Borderlands DLC, even if "Mad Moxxi" is still glitching my characters. Hamza's "General Knoxx" preview was pretty positive, and Gearbox are promising all the things that fans have been complaining about since, oh, October: there are new weapons, new enemies, new weapons, and a raised level cap.

"General Knoxx" addresses literally every complaint I've ever heard about Borderlands DLC -- surely that's worth $10 to anyone who enjoyed the original game.

Oh, and in the "dat ass" sector, I'll see your Siren and raise you a mech-ninja.

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iThrowKnives's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2010 22:13
iThrowKnives
I'll see your mech-ninja and raise you a Cl4P-TP.
SpamAge's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2010 22:16
SpamAge
Uhh, anyone else see that hangman on the chalkboard at 0:44 Almost spells "Borderlands Two"?
DinnertimeNinja's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2010 22:21
DinnertimeNinja
My Brick is getting hard with anticipation.
vApathyv's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2010 22:41
vApathyv
Damn, Gearbox definitely knows how to make a trailer. I wish I was playing this but I FORGOT TO RE-PURCHASE BORDERLANDS TODAY.
djfp's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2010 22:44
djfp
I can't wait to play this tomorrow evening after work! I'm over at my GF's house tonight, and have "Lost" to quell my anxiety, but have already added this to my download queue!
Beyamor's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2010 23:08
Beyamor
See you a Cl4P-TP and raise you a Brick. Mmm.

Gearbox, how could you do this? You already sell digital crack, why would you lace it with ecstasy?
ramon-the-race-car-driver's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2010 23:17
ramon-the-race-car-driver
i've been playing this afternoon and have to say it really is great.

icing on the cake, in my opinion, has to be that the update that released alongside the DLC has fixed a bunch of things too. most importantly its now removed all the modded weapons people were using to cheat. some were soo powerful it sucked playing with those people.
PixelSith64's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2010 23:23
PixelSith64
haha. I love how Brick's bounty is a dollar less than the rest.
Dw37's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2010 23:46
Dw37
@PixelSith64 Actually sir, theres another 9 there in game, meaning his is 98 million dollars more. also its amazing that in game the mordecai poster has red writing that says "and another million for that blasted Bird" or something along those lines. this DLC is amazing.
Jaysky0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2010 23:49
Jaysky0
PixelSith64: Look at the posters again. Brick is worth $9,999,999.99 and Lilith is $1,000,000.00. Pretty sure that is more than a dollar above the rest.

I also like the fact that in Lilith's picture it doesn't even go up to her head. xD
AfroWalrus's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 00:24
AfroWalrus
Torgue is for Sissys!
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 00:28
mix
I might have to buy this, looks awesome!
JT Murphy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 00:50
JT Murphy
Word of warning: don't start this DLC until you've got a maxed-out character. I made the mistake of jumping in with my Lv. 37 Hunter and got smoked repeatedly.
Polo Guy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 00:51
Polo Guy
I'm really pissed at this DLC. I downloaded and started playing it co-op tonight. Ended up slamming my car into an enemy car which somehow turned my screen orange and I had to exit to the main menu because nothing else would fix it. When I rejoined the game I was at the beginning of the DLC, no missions completed, yet I had all the items I picked up. When I got to my first enemy, I was level 39 still, but they were all level 51. Impossible fights. I give up tonight, all that work gone and now my DLC is messed up.

Hopefully I'm the only one with this problem.
ley's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 01:29
ley
Does anyone know if the game is getting a minimap???
It freaking needds one -_-
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 02:07
KingSigy
It definitely looks like DLC worth getting. The other two just didn't do anything for me.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 02:58
Aaron Mxy Yost
Man, I've got way too many games that are distracting me from playing this.
Gee-Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 03:00
Gee-Man
Damn, can't wait to start playing this. Unfortunately, I'm worried my level 43 Brick won't be able to handle it (I'm pretty sure they said somewhere that the DLC is for post-game level-50 players) so I'm gonna grind a bit before taking on General Knoxx's Armory (that happens to be Secret).
TorpedoTed's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 06:19
TorpedoTed
Cant wait, ive bought it and downloaded it, but at work :( Boo!
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 10:02
PappaDukes
YES FUCKING PLEASE!
SnatchTease's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 10:33
SnatchTease
Oh snap! It's the spider monster from the first Gears of War tv spot trailer, which wasn't in that game.
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 13:27
Johnny Justice
I'll definitely get this, but on the other hand, how likely is it that all three packs will get bundled together eventually?.
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 17:38
ikiryou
I'm only irked that the PSN probably won't see this until tomorrow night sometime >_<. 'Can't wait to unleash vehicular homocide on those overgrown Daddy Longlegs.
KainX's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2010 02:07
KainX
this game was great, needs a random level generator tho :P
ZamaR's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2010 10:40
ZamaR
@ICEFIRE my level 50 got his ass handed to him, shock weapons seem to work well against the footsoldiers.
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