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Jun 22 // Tony Ponce
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This is the opening movie for Senran Kagura Burst on 3DS. In the words of Jonathan Holmes, "I've never seen something switch from totally awesome to totally stupid so rapidly."

It begins with your typical "stare longingly out into space" bit common in anime intros, followed by a chick's lifting around five tons of barbells above her head, followed by another girl's blowing up a tank with Oswald Cobblepot's umbrella then shielding herself from the resulting blast with said umbrella.

Later, two other gals disintegrate one another's clothing by the shock waves formed by bumping their huge bubble butts together.

DJ Assault would be proud.


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destructoid's previous coverage:
Senran Kagura Burst


  May 01

XSEED keen on localizing more Senran Kagura games

Publisher 'may or may not' have an announcement planned


  Feb 28

Senran Kagura Burst commercial likens it to pornography

It's a little bit [videogame] and a little bit [boobs]


  Jan 24

MAQL Europe reveals pre-order bonus for Senran Kagura

Available for Nintendo 3DS starting February 27


  Jan 19

Marvelous AQL flaunts Senran Kagura's European box art

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  Dec 01

Review: Senran Kagura Burst

Make sure to brush your teeth afterwards


  Nov 15

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  Nov 08

Senran Kagura Burst hits Nintendo 3DS on November 14

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