You know that there's something wrong with Japanese developers when they create a game engine dedicated entirely to bouncing boobs. The above video is a demo of the Super Tayunizm Engine, which will be used for PSP title Masquerade Maid Guy: Bouncing Battle Royale.
The engine seems hinged upon the sole gimmick of making tits wobble up and down, because having knockers that act like some sort of creepy spirit level is a major turn-on for Japanese folk or something. There is a video after the jump as well, which shows off the kind of thrilling gameplay that Bouncing Battle Royale promises.
Personally, I never got the fascination with boobs that unnaturally bounce up and down like this. It just looks incredibly freaky and I'd probably strangle any woman in real life who had baps that acted in such a fashion. Still, I suppose it's one of the lesser crimes of Eastern media.
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All I can say is "OUCH!!" That looks really, really painful. I would be curled on the floor in agony every time I moved if my boobs jiggled like that...
If you're going to make a physics engine dedicated solely to boobs, at least make it realistic. This is more like a water balloons in space physics engine that's being applied to boobs for no clear reason.
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10:09 AM on 12.05.2008
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Just because strangling is sexy.
Hasn't Dead or Alive been around for a few years? *rimshot*
Bootynomics FTW!!!!
She's asking for it.
people like you always seem to forget that the japanese still make some of the best games in the world...
...I like it!