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5:39 PM on 06.23.2007, Nex 17 comments

     Cooler than the other side of the pillow
I've played a few RPGs in my day, but I certainly don't read fan fiction, attend conferences or masturbate to absurdist yaoi depictions of Cloud banging Party of Five's Scott Wolf. As such, it's hard for me to get really intensely excited about anything not beginning with the letter 'F' and ending with the letter 'allout'.

The above footage, though, shows exactly why I'm so excited about Blue Dragon. Not only does it look prettier than Lea Thompson in Back to the Future, it also has a compelling art style -- the sort of experimentalism the Xbox 360 is sorely lacking -- that conjures images of Leigh having way too much fun watching episodes of DragonBall Z.

(Editor's Note: Yes, I realize that's because the art was created by the man behind the aforementioned Ball-themed series, so there's no need to send us pedantic e-mails about how much more knowledgable you happen to be regarding a television show that would be more appealing to your average girl if it shot bees at her clitoris. -- Nex)


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Vigor at 06/23/2007 19:12
Shot bees at her clitoris that is a 12-pack of WIN!
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar
s0lesurviv0r at 06/23/2007 19:53
Hmm, needs bankai.
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bleep at 06/23/2007 20:45
It seemed ok. I think this looks like more fun.
But hey Im not married to the idea that all these "ball" games are bad. This one is prolly really great and very deserving of all the hype
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David Houghton at 06/23/2007 21:17
I would marry anyone who promised to have that as a wedding cake.
Matthew Mac's Avatar
Matthew Mac at 06/23/2007 21:20
I still can't figure out what the vampire/yeti/pig thing is.
Monte's Avatar
Monte at 06/23/2007 23:59
@Mathew Mac

looks like a white and black Saiyan ape with bat ears and wings to me...
Toriyama indeed...
RWarrior1CO's Avatar
RWarrior1CO at 06/24/2007 00:38
Oh, great, another lame Japanese RPG with summons that take eight years to get over with. Pass.
God Len's Avatar
God Len at 06/24/2007 01:20
Great! another super Japanese RPG with summons that take eight years to get over with. Win!
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Kaikara at 06/24/2007 09:25
Looks good, I hope if the summons come thick and fast there is an option to skip the sequences. Not having that option ruined FF8 for me.....
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RestingSound at 06/24/2007 11:18
Anyone else bothered by the fact that the creatures getting attacked by those marvelous attacks just stood there seemingly unaffected. A flaw like that would ruin the whole feel of the game for me.
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Lewis at 06/24/2007 11:39
@God Len those arent summons they are what you attack with you dont use wepons like swords and stuff like that.
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dsimon at 06/24/2007 13:07
i would trade those 30 seconds of footage for 10 of MASS EFFECT
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cjpkiller at 05/15/2008 19:51
destructoid... number one source for blue dragon porn
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