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Blow in the chocolate gameslot photo

It sounds dirty, but that's what you'd probably do right before biting into the 7 ounces of 100% milk chocolate candy bar known as NESQuick that is currently selling on eBay.

Shaped like an NES cart, this item makes me wonder, "What will rabid Ninty fanboys/girls do next?"  It would be nice if they weren't in such limited supply (count 'em, THREE ever made), so you could order one for your gamer girlfriend every time you really mess up, and have to apologize.

For those jonesin' for the old school Nesquik instead, leave it to the Czech peoples to make a lame flash game to quell your needs.

 

Next time, photograph it in the kitchen...please! 

Chocolate NES Cart

Panic Restaurant's got NOTHING on Naughty Kokkun's Gourmet World

Chocolate NES Cart

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TheDayTripper's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 19:34
TheDayTripper
Tell me that there's systems to go with them...
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 19:34
Colette Bennett
HAHAHAH!
Nice job Ian!
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 19:56
Namelessted
I WANTS TEH CHOCOLATES.

you know what i realize? i think my "fucks" per post is going down. So in order to bring back a 1:1 ration i better add another one. fuck
blackacidevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 20:06
blackacidevil
are you really gonna buy "chocolate" off ebay?
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 20:32
bleep
Why does this headline seem like it could be a gayPRON movie title???
Maybe is has hallucinogenic mushrooms hidden inside!!
B3RS3RK's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 20:33
B3RS3RK
mmmmm choclate
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 21:11
BahamutZero
bleep IMO it's a better 90's alt-grunge band
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 21:17
Joseph Leray
You could make so many poop jokes about this...
baeK's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 21:19
baeK
that was a pretty good headline, you should get some bonus editor points for that one..
sirmoosh's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 21:32
sirmoosh
You can blow my chocolate.

Haha I bet there will be at least one person that tries to use it in their NES
tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 21:32
tehuberone
Yum.
Spectral's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 22:25
Spectral
Why blow it when you can bite it?
inque's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 22:29
inque
Now someone make a Family Computer chocolate cartridge for us Asians!!
joetachi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 22:46
joetachi
Cartridge let me eat you!!!
djnexus911's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2007 00:31
djnexus911
lol thats funny, great idea really.. what will people think of next.
teh_warheart's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2007 00:57
teh_warheart
I am just wondering how he did it so precisely ...even then, it's awesome !
bjk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2007 08:27
bjk
with that id swallow they spelt guarantee wrong lolz im a g33k
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2007 10:30
Aaron Mxy Yost
Mmm, Nintendolicious!
Ninjajuice66's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2007 18:54
Ninjajuice66
What, no nougatty labels?
magoo8301's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2007 18:03
magoo8301
HI i am the creator of this NES cart candy bar. I wanted to let everyone know that i have some chocolate NES controllers on ebay right now if anyones interested. I also have a Mold curing for a Famicon Cart which will be availiable next week some time. Good day, Andy
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